UberComedian
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Just wondering, because I suddenly realize that's a handout, which is bad, I think?  8/3/2005 4:08:57 PM
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rudeboy
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[/not funny] 8/3/2005 4:09:43 PM |
Mr. Joshua
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So did you think that up and say to yourself "Gee, I really want to share this gem with the Soap Box!" 8/3/2005 4:13:50 PM |
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tips are not handouts 8/3/2005 4:14:54 PM |
spookyjon
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Jesus Christ, you are so fucking lame. 8/3/2005 4:25:14 PM |
BigPapa
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is this what passes as comedy nowadays 8/3/2005 4:34:22 PM |
BelowMe
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8/3/2005 4:48:13 PM |
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UberComedian is a screename with a tough standard to uphold 8/3/2005 5:14:38 PM |
Armabond1
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I love this guy. The reactions from the crowd are the best part. 8/3/2005 7:47:15 PM |
Mindstorm
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This thread probably makes the baby jesus cry. 8/3/2005 7:48:33 PM |
The Coz
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I often don't. I never have cash, and all they do is refill my water, frequently doing it too often. 8/3/2005 7:57:17 PM |
JonHGuth
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why should i?
i'm already paying for them to pop out babies that i will then pay for 8/3/2005 7:58:26 PM |
The Coz
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Just let me take two sips out of my glass before you come fill it to overflowing again. I also like my water to be less than 98 % ice. Thx. 8/3/2005 8:42:09 PM |
Gamecat
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I think they require a pledge of support first... 8/3/2005 9:01:37 PM |
billyboy
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I need an UberCyberTomato to throw at this fuck. 8/3/2005 9:35:56 PM |
moron
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| Quote : | " why should i?
i'm already paying for them to pop out babies that i will then pay for" |
So why not just support abortion then?
(I realize you're speaking as a theoretical Republican)8/4/2005 12:16:03 PM |
Mindstorm
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Oh I think it'd be much smarter to just support sterilization. MUCH more wide-spread effect, more cost-effective in the long run. 8/4/2005 7:42:06 PM |
LimpyNuts
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tips are not handouts. they are payments for services rendered. the best I ever tipped was about 200% (i was waiting for someone who never showed up so all i ordered was a drink; it was a slow day so the waitress stayed and talked to me). other than that i tip 25% minimum at nice places with good service, 15% at places that don't require as much service (like golden corral). i like to linger in restaurants a bit, so theres a bonus in it if they dont give me the check and forget i exist when they think im done eating. 8/4/2005 9:15:27 PM |
