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boonedocks
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http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0976726904/ref%3Dnosim/youwonnowwhat/102-4600216-3244913



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"This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland."



so stupid.

8/22/2005 10:53:26 AM

sober46an3
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8/22/2005 10:57:43 AM

nerdBoy
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sounds pretty accurate actually

8/22/2005 10:57:58 AM

packguy381
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just goes to show

stupid doesnt discriminate

8/22/2005 11:06:58 AM

Mr. Joshua
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Liberals are always after my lmaonade.

8/22/2005 11:07:58 AM

DirtyGreek
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dude, i HATE it when I buy a glass of lemonade and the fucking librulz have put broccoli in it

i eat my broccoli! I don't need some nanny state putting it in my fucking lemonade!

and I swear to god, if one more liberal comes on my private property and removes my religious icons, i'm going to be so angry.

and george bush must be one hell of a liberal, because the republicans are running all 3 branches of government,and there are still taxes!

8/22/2005 11:36:55 AM

JonHGuth
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they already printed a book that deals with the dangers of liberals and the conservative values

its called the bible

they even discuss economics

8/22/2005 11:42:55 AM

DirtyGreek
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yeah, and the bad guy in the bible, a liberal rabble-rouser named "jesus," was finally vanquished by the people whose society he was trying to destroy. thank goodness.

i mean, "turn the other cheek?" what a pussy

"judge not, lest ye be judged?"

not to mention "render unto caesar what is caesar's!"

Jesus: soft on crime, soft on defense

8/22/2005 11:48:27 AM

packguy381
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hahahahha

8/22/2005 11:52:44 AM

marko
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CUT YER HAIR AND QUIT WEARIN SANDALS TO WORK

8/22/2005 11:54:10 AM

boonedocks
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^x4 AND THE CONSTITUTION OF THE US OF A.





[Edited on August 22, 2005 at 11:57 AM. Reason : .]

8/22/2005 11:54:14 AM

agentlion
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predictably, there are some very intelligent reviews too:
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"On the other side of their two-faces, liberals are using Spongebob to push homosexuality onto our children, and teaching them a very hateful view of American history and the American government. It's about time someone stood up and made a book that teaches children the other side of the equasion. So in response the liberal hypocrites see anything that teaches their supreme absolute social doctrines as evil; I'm sure Hitler saw the counter-teaching of stuff against his will as evil too."

8/22/2005 12:00:46 PM

Mr. Joshua
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We need to do something about the buttfucking epidemic that Spongebob has unleashed on our preschools.

8/22/2005 12:03:55 PM

boonedocks
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Let's give both sides equal air time on the magic carpet, k?

8/22/2005 12:04:56 PM

Opstand
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"It's about time someone stood up and made a book that teaches children the other side of the equasion."


Yes, because the other side of the equasion is supremely important, even though I have no clue what an equasion is.

8/22/2005 12:08:44 PM

JonHGuth
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"Matthew 25:14 For it is just like a man about to go on a journey, who called his own slaves and entrusted his possessions to them. 15 To one he gave five talents, to another, two, and to another, one, each according to his own ability; and he went on his journey. 16 Immediately the one who had received the five talents went and traded with them, and gained five more talents. 17 In the same manner the one who had received the two talents gained two more. 18 But he who received the one talent went away, and dug a hole in the ground and hid his master's money. 19 Now after a long time the master of those slaves came and settled accounts with them. 20 The one who had received the five talents came up and brought five more talents, saying, "Master, you entrusted five talents to me. See, I have gained five more talents.' 21 His master said to him, "Well done, good and faithful slave. You were faithful with a few things, I will put you in charge of many things; enter into the joy of your master.' 22 Also the one who had received the two talents came up and said, "Master, you entrusted two talents to me. See, I have gained two more talents.' 23 His master said to him, "Well done, good and faithful slave. You were faithful with a few things, I will put you in charge of many things; enter into the joy of your master.' 24 And the one also who had received the one talent came up and said, "Master, I knew you to be a hard man, reaping where you did not sow and gathering where you scattered no seed. 25 "And I was afraid, and went away and hid your talent in the ground. See, you have what is yours.' 26 But his master answered and said to him, "You wicked, lazy slave, you knew that I reap where I did not sow and gather where I scattered no seed. 27 "Then you ought to have put my money in the bank, and on my arrival I would have received my money back with interest. 28 "Therefore take away the talent from him, and give it to the one who has the ten talents.' 29 For to everyone who has, more shall be given, and he will have an abundance; but from the one who does not have, even what he does have shall be taken away. 30 Throw out the worthless slave into the outer darkness; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth."


goddam lazy hippies always burrying their talents

8/22/2005 12:23:13 PM

boonedocks
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That parable never made sense to me.

I get what Jesus was teaching, but the actual story makes no sense. It was the master's money, and they go off and play the market? Then the one who didn't risk losing his master's money gets cast out into the darkness? Wtf?

8/22/2005 12:33:52 PM

trikk311
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the point is if you dont do things with what you have been given then you are a waste. Jesus was saying that he has entrusted things to you and it is your responsibility to do things with them.

8/22/2005 1:36:44 PM

JonHGuth
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also its saying that you should take from the lazy and give to the rich

its like the opposite of handouts

i love it

8/22/2005 1:37:42 PM

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