http://web.archive.org/web/19961225230437/gmail.com/

9/2/2005 8:36:27 PM

i bet you are sleeping better tonight knowing your friday night was spent proving that gmail existed in 1995. thumbs up to you my friend.

9/3/2005 12:26:26 AM

I posted that at 8:36:27PM

9/3/2005 12:27:23 AM

and?

9/3/2005 2:04:02 AM

so I didn't spend my night proving anything

n00b

9/3/2005 2:08:19 AM

owned.

9/3/2005 2:32:05 AM

I would add to the shitgiving,

but i went to bed at 930.

9/3/2005 8:25:33 AM

depends if you went to bed watching star trek or went to bed bwning

9/3/2005 9:52:36 AM

^
Does bwning yourself to star trek count?

9/3/2005 10:21:22 AM

[no]

9/3/2005 10:35:09 AM

yeah you're right you may have posted it at 8:36 but based on how long it took you to respond to my post instead of spending all night proving it you spent all night waiting for someone to respond.

nOOb

i have been on here a lot longer than you have.

owned

and here is a special one for you sandsanta

9/3/2005 12:01:51 PM

KeB 0

Esgargs 1

9/3/2005 12:18:17 PM

Keb, you can't proclaim self pwnership. If you have pwned someone, a third party has to declare it. You just n00bed on yourself.

9/3/2005 1:44:26 PM

^ i am really sorry guys but i have misplaced my official guide to being a fucking dork so i never got to read the section on how the official owning process occurs.

9/4/2005 12:49:56 AM

Quote :

"^ i am really sorry guys but i have misplaced my official guide to being a fucking dork so i never got to read the section on how the official owning process occurs."

Sir, I believe three posts up you said:

Quote :

"i have been on here a lot longer than you have."

Now, you said this to tell esgargs that you are superior because you have been on this message board for almost five goddamn years. So, therefore, your sarcasm calling someone a "fucking dork" really doesn't hold up.

[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 1:21 AM. Reason : []

9/4/2005 1:20:25 AM

Quote :

"depends if you went to bed watching star trek or went to bed bwning"

I would say it almost depends on which star trek too.

9/4/2005 1:31:57 AM

^^actually considering that i have been on here for 5 years and my post count is around 3500 while his is around 23 times that. why don't you break your cherry for being here a year before you begin to me whether what i say holds up or not.

and just to let you know there is no sarcasm for you to "sense" here, i am just being straight up with your nOOb ass.



[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 1:45 AM. Reason : ...]

9/4/2005 1:39:50 AM

Quote :

"sarcasim"

Quote :

"nOOb"

9/4/2005 1:41:33 AM

sorry i didnt run my official dork spellchecker before i posted

9/4/2005 1:49:22 AM

whoa! you took things a little out of context. You don't have to be such a bitch to everybody.

9/4/2005 2:01:12 AM

but it's ok. I'll let you be my offical dork friend.

9/4/2005 2:02:18 AM

Somehow I don't think this cat needs either a dork manual (as he has it memorized) or any dork friends (as he is the king). I mean, the picture tells the story really...

9/4/2005 2:05:08 AM

actually i think that your profile tells a better story

Quote :

" Real Name : Captain Beefheart AIM Name : redneckinraleigh Age : 25 Sex : M Hometown : Clyde, NC Class : Graduate Student Major : Animal Husbandry Biography : that shit is for A&E Interests : jacking off, staringing at the wall, playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51. Favorite Quote : It is better to appeare stupid than to open your mouth an "remove all doubt"--Sammual Clemmons"

according to your quote you should have just kept your mouth shut dude

but then again not being able to put together a sentence without misspelling "appear" and "and" basically removed all doubt for me

oh and by the way that happens to be your mom's favortie picture of me

[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 2:11 AM. Reason : come on Wraith can i get some 3rd party ownage somewhere here??]]

9/4/2005 2:07:39 AM

wow, that was really, wow, good reply, I mean, wow.

oh wait...

drinking and hanging out?

drinking....

and hanging out....

and drinking some more I guess.....

and we'll hang out some more.....

and here comes the drinkin..........

and some more hangin..........

ok, this is boring, I'm going home

9/4/2005 2:11:52 AM

ROFL! what exactly is animal husbandry....captain beefheart!

9/4/2005 2:15:10 AM

^^^

Dude you misspelled "sarcasm"

you have no room to talk.

[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 2:15 AM. Reason : .]

9/4/2005 2:15:28 AM

I think KeB is self-pwning now.

I'll give anyone going by the alias "Captain Beefheart" the benefit of the doubt, as to knowing how to spell "appear".

9/4/2005 2:16:28 AM

`

[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 2:18 AM. Reason : ..]

9/4/2005 2:17:03 AM

^^^point taken, but as i have read tonight you have spent the night out at the bar just as i have so i am not alll the way on top of my game.

^^^^yeah you're right

i guess i need to find a way to include "jacking off" in my hobbies as you have.

[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 2:19 AM. Reason : ..]

[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 2:21 AM. Reason : ...]

9/4/2005 2:18:17 AM

9/4/2005 2:19:15 AM

esp since you have posted in it

i'm sorry if you spent a lot of time on preparing that picture

9/4/2005 2:20:17 AM

actually I took it from someone's gallery

I'm sorry if you spent a lot of time on preparing that comeback

[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 2:21 AM. Reason : *]

9/4/2005 2:21:08 AM

^^

dude


how does pwnt taste?

[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 2:21 AM. Reason : .]

9/4/2005 2:21:52 AM

I think this thread needs a:



[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 2:22 AM. Reason : 4 hours dood, I mean, FOUR HOURS]

9/4/2005 2:22:06 AM

does anyone know why my modem doesn't work. I have to use a zoom modem to get online

9/4/2005 2:23:18 AM

we need more info

IM me if you're hot.

9/4/2005 2:23:46 AM

did you try plugging it into the toaster

9/4/2005 2:23:46 AM

didnt take long at all

but i am glad that you have time to search through other people's photo galleries to find the perfect picture, i bet your dad or your two mom's would be proud


[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 2:31 AM. Reason : ..]

9/4/2005 2:28:26 AM

I saw it on your website, maybe that's where he found it

9/4/2005 2:29:22 AM

i think that you found it on a website of your own

9/4/2005 2:32:05 AM

two mom's?

How does anyone have 2 moms?

9/4/2005 2:32:08 AM

i really dont think i need to explain

9/4/2005 2:35:11 AM

I need a scientific explanation

9/4/2005 2:36:28 AM

I guess its technically possible.

Can I two hawt moms like these?



xxx

[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 2:40 AM. Reason : possibly below the belt, will concede this]

9/4/2005 2:39:05 AM

>.<

9/4/2005 2:40:19 AM

one woman + one woman + artificial insemination = a disturbed son who is insecure about his sexuality and has pictures of frat guys having sex with each other

9/4/2005 2:40:33 AM

even with artificial insemination

how do you have more than one mom

9/4/2005 2:41:30 AM

since you pulled the pic of my dad and his brother i will concede as well

[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 2:45 AM. Reason : thumbs up]

but you can leave that other pic up mkay?


[Edited on September 4, 2005 at 2:46 AM. Reason : ..]

9/4/2005 2:42:49 AM

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