This is the thread in which pryderi will take our hypothetical scenarios, and blame Bush for causing them.

First scenario:

Aliens from Pluto abduct the Harlem Boys Choir

GO!

9/6/2005 1:52:03 PM

fox news is covering up a downing street memo that lists the top one million threats to society. The 947,203 item was Aliens from Pluto Abduct the Harlem Boy's Choir.

Bush deliberate defunded Clinton's Aliens from Pluto Abduct the Harlem Boy's Choir defense fund in order to purchase a NO BLOOD FOR OIL war in iraq

9/6/2005 2:00:04 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of,

Bush has cut funding to the NASA Pluto exploration program in order to send a man to Mars.

It's Bush's fault that poverty and race inequality exist. If he had fixed this problem earlier the Harlem Boys Choir wouldn't have existed.

Couple these two facts together, and this tragedy was inevitable.

Oh, and Republicans hate blacks.

But let's wait and hear from the master.

[Edited on September 6, 2005 at 2:07 PM. Reason : .]

9/6/2005 2:06:58 PM

you know it's bad when people who are generally on your side think you're a nutcase

9/6/2005 2:13:47 PM

You can't blame Bush for the huricane, the the federal response has been pathetic - and Bush, as president, takes the blame. Between poor resource allocation and promoting the "Horse Guy" to head of FEMA, there is a lot of mismanagement blame out there.

That is not to say others aren't to blame. Like the people how had days to evacuate, and the mayor and governer who didn't enforce mandatory evacuations.

I can't figure out anything good that Bush has done for this country.

9/6/2005 2:26:45 PM

Give credit where credit's due, dude.

He did kill him some A-rabs.

9/6/2005 2:30:32 PM

He got the spy plane back from China in 2001. Of course, its all been downhill since then.

9/6/2005 2:30:59 PM

9/6/2005 3:34:41 PM

OH MY GAWD, I WOULDA KILT EM IF HE TRIED TA PLAY DAT SHIT TA ME. SERIOUSLY.

9/6/2005 3:38:24 PM

^^ Funny photoshop ... the thing that cracks me up most is him playing the G chord, on the wrong fret.

9/6/2005 8:32:54 PM

9/6/2005 8:34:35 PM

Holding people responsible is a good thing, and I thought Republicans believed in it.

9/7/2005 12:13:02 PM

absolutely, and the people in the chain ie. nagin, blanco, the fema director, the director of homeland security, and finally bush should be held responsible for what happened.

bush for waiting about 24 hours too late to finally take charge, and the rest for being incompetent fucks.

9/7/2005 12:21:04 PM

I'm confused, I thought boonedocks was part of teh McGruder L3ft?

9/7/2005 12:52:18 PM

boonedocks

9/7/2005 1:25:04 PM