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"BUSH'S BOOZE CRISIS By JENNIFER LUCE and DON GENTILE Faced with the biggest crisis of his political life, President Bush has hit the bottle again, The National Enquirer can reveal. Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his 40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina catastrophe. Family sources have told how the 59-year-old president was caught by First Lady Laura downing a shot of booze at their family ranch in Crawford, Texas, when he learned of the hurricane disaster."

9/22/2005 3:33:46 PM

Come on dude, thats not even funny.

9/22/2005 3:34:43 PM

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63426

9/22/2005 3:35:04 PM

It's the fucking NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

9/22/2005 3:35:14 PM

Quote :

"The National Enquirer can reveal."

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[Edited on September 22, 2005 at 3:38 PM. Reason : *~<]BO]

9/22/2005 3:35:25 PM

OMG IS THIS FOR REAL

9/22/2005 3:36:16 PM

The National Enquirer broke the Gennifer Flowers story on Clinton, and you saw where it eventually lead.

9/22/2005 3:37:31 PM

I chuckled.

9/22/2005 3:52:05 PM

Quote :

"George is 'falling apart.' The First Lady has been assigned the job of gatekeeper." Bush's history of drinking dates back to his youth. Speaking of his time as a young man in the National Guard, he has said: "One thing I remember, and I'm most proud of, is my drinking and partying. Those were the days my friends. Those were the good old days!""

9/22/2005 3:57:53 PM

I laughed so hard I died and went to hell (they figured it a suicide) where, strangely enough, we have internet access but only to The Wolf Web where I was able to make this post.

9/22/2005 3:59:27 PM

= ?

9/22/2005 4:00:03 PM

WHO THE FUCK IS BIANCA? IS IT JEFF GANNON/GUCKERT IN DRAG???

Quote :

"THE PRESIDENT: Bianca. Nobody named Bianca? Well, sorry Bianca's not here. I'll be glad to answer her question. Q I'll follow up. THE PRESIDENT: No, that's fine. (Laughter.) Thank you though, appreciate it. Just trying to spread around the joy of asking a question. [snip] Q Mr. President, could we talk more about -- THE PRESIDENT: Are you Bianca? Q No, I'm not. Anita -- Fox News. THE PRESIDENT: Okay. Q Just a quick question -- THE PRESIDENT: Okay. I was looking for Bianca. I'm sorry."

9/22/2005 6:36:13 PM

WAIT YOUR TURN, TOBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/22/2005 6:37:14 PM