A penguin takes his beloved vintage convertible out for a ride on his day off. Without warning the car loses power. The penguin manages to pull the car onto the shoulder without too much trouble. As luck would have it, the penguin's car stopped right in front of an auto repair shop. Continuing with his luck, the shop is open on a Sunday. He waddles in and explains to the service writer what has occured. The shop agrees to help him and two mechanics push the ailing car into the shop. The penguin tells the lead mechanic that he is going next door to a Dairy Queen to get a sandwich while he waits for his car to be repaired.

The penguin, having finished his sandwich, opted for a vanilla ice cream cone to put a topper on his meal. Unfortunately the penguin has flippers and a beak, so his ice cream eating skills aren't quite up to the task and he ends up with some ice cream down the front of his fur.

After trying to clean himself up, he proceeded back to the auto repair shop to ascertain the progress on his car. The service writer met him with the bad news, "It looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replied, "No, that's just ice cream."
Ahmet

10/2/2005 2:41:27 AM

i chuckled.

10/2/2005 2:47:38 AM

What the fuck is this shit?

10/2/2005 3:35:15 AM

I used to tell this joke in middle school.

10/2/2005 4:32:01 AM

i used to beat up kids who told that joke

10/2/2005 9:38:49 AM

I skipped right to the punchline because I didn't feel like reading the whole thing

10/2/2005 10:32:21 AM

it was kinda funny, but the reading to funny ratio turned it into a bad joke.

10/2/2005 2:52:40 PM

It looks like you blew a seal.
Ahmet

10/3/2005 9:45:02 PM

ahmet i heard you blew flipper and shamu

10/3/2005 10:10:55 PM

^was that funny?

10/3/2005 10:19:56 PM

It looks like you blew a seal.

10/3/2005 11:43:29 PM