Holy shit this is funny.

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"LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage is a new father. His wife, Alice Kim Cage, gave birth Monday to a boy, Kal-el Coppola Cage, in New York City, said Cage's Los Angeles-based publicist, Annett Wolf. No other details were available. "They are healthy and happy and it's quite lovely," Wolf said by phone from New York. Cage is a nephew of filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola. The couple married in July 2004. It was the third marriage for Cage and the first for his new wife, who was 20 when they were wed. They met when Cage visited a Los Angeles restaurant where she was working as a waitress. Cage, 41, who won an Oscar for his role in "Leaving Las Vegas," has a son from a previous relationship. His screen credits also include "Lord of War," now in theaters, "Adaptation," "Honeymoon in Vegas" and "Moonstruck." He was previously married to Lisa Marie Presley and actress Patricia Arquette."

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/03/nicolas.cage.ap/index.html

This is so much worse than Apple

10/3/2005 4:12:27 PM

I would have listed completely different movies for his screen credits.

10/3/2005 4:21:25 PM

He should have named him Johnny

10/3/2005 4:25:25 PM

no way, noooothing is worse than apple

it sounds like "baba booey" when you say it fast

appa powtro
appa powtro

10/3/2005 6:56:06 PM

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"I would have listed completely different movies for his screen credits."

i know, wtf, he had some good movies too

10/3/2005 7:04:36 PM

FACE/OFF HELLO

10/3/2005 7:23:01 PM

The Family Man

10/3/2005 7:34:56 PM

so he's a superman fanatic. atleast I hope he didn't just come up with that weird ass name

10/3/2005 7:36:10 PM

Perhaps he thinks this is the closest he'll ever have himself associated with "Superman." He was the front runner to be Superman in a movie like a bazillion years ago.

10/3/2005 9:09:21 PM

He's a comic book geek. He auctioned off his collection a year or so ago for like millions.

10/3/2005 11:52:50 PM

pilot inspektor = best name ever

10/4/2005 12:20:59 AM

^^ Shit, I wonder why he'd auction it off. Thats alotta bread but he can afford it.

10/4/2005 11:24:12 AM

I love comic books as much as the next guy, but couldn't he have named him clark or something? or lex?

clark cage and lex cage both sound pretty cool actually.

[Edited on October 4, 2005 at 11:28 AM. Reason : .]

10/4/2005 11:27:57 AM

I'm surprised he didn't name it Elvis.

10/4/2005 11:34:07 AM

should have named him after an animal, like lion or tiger.

Lion Cage.

Am I right, or am I right?

10/4/2005 11:35:36 AM

I still think Johnny Cage would be best.

10/4/2005 11:41:37 AM

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"He's a comic book geekchemical super freak"

oh and

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"He should have named him Johnny"

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[Edited on October 4, 2005 at 11:46 AM. Reason : *]

10/4/2005 11:43:32 AM

Grace Slick named her kid god (with a lowercase G).

10/4/2005 12:05:15 PM

^I love people who push the boundaries of stupidity.

10/4/2005 12:30:06 PM

At least she didn't want him to have a big ego... she didn't name him God, right?

10/4/2005 12:36:05 PM

Nicolas Cage is also a huge Elvis fan. And by huge I mean obsessed. And by obsessed I mean super weird. Who was his second wife related to? Case and point.

[Edited on October 4, 2005 at 12:36 PM. Reason : ....who does his second wife closely resemble?.....creepy.]

10/4/2005 12:36:09 PM

What a lucky bitch. Working as a waitress in a restaurant, Nick Cage comes in, asks you out, and a year later you are married to him and having his baby.

10/4/2005 12:40:48 PM

name the fucking kid Clark

or Kent

10/4/2005 1:14:32 PM

I've just been informed that Nick Cage took his stage name from Luke Cage, Powerman. He's actually a Coppola.

So we should have at least seen it coming...

10/7/2005 5:33:47 PM

holy crap nicolas cage is only 41?

i thought he was at least 50 by now

10/7/2005 5:56:13 PM

And she's Korean too! Korean's are hott!

10/7/2005 7:36:06 PM

He should have named him Johnny

10/7/2005 10:23:58 PM