EnderJRD All American 25300 Posts user info edit post |
Hollywood has officially decided to rub the collective nose of all Americans in its own feces.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
Quote : | "Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes. " |
Quote : | "Credited cast: Samuel L. Jackson rest of cast listed alphabetically: .... " |
Samuel L, you bastard!10/8/2005 12:26:17 AM |
EnderJRD All American 25300 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/samuel-l-jackson/dudesnakes-on-a-plane-117687.php
Quote : | "Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called Pacific Air 121— Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man! Beaks: Exactly. Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title. Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything! Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t. Beaks: And how are those snakes? Besides being on a plane? Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They’re interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, “Where’s that goin’?” And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It’s actually been a fun show. But we’re taking the name back! " |
This has got to be the best random anecdote of all time.
So it was pitched as "Snakes on a Plane" but they changed the title.
Samel L told the honchos that they had to change the working title back to "Snakes on a Plane" or else.
I take it all back. This will probably be the best movie of all time. ]10/8/2005 12:34:11 AM |
spookyjon All American 21682 Posts user info edit post |
Hahahaha that shit's awesome. 10/8/2005 12:43:15 AM |
quiet guy Suspended 3020 Posts user info edit post |
OWWW!! THAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE BIT ME!! 10/8/2005 12:44:29 AM |
EnderJRD All American 25300 Posts user info edit post |
THEY'RE SNAKES
ON A PLANE
AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL 10/8/2005 12:55:05 AM |
Republican18 All American 16575 Posts user info edit post |
i bet they open a door in mid air, create a vaccum, and suck the snakes out. the end dont see the movie i just explained it 10/8/2005 12:58:02 AM |
spookyjon All American 21682 Posts user info edit post |
Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake!!! 10/8/2005 1:00:37 AM |
Republican18 All American 16575 Posts user info edit post |
when the series reaches several sequels it will be
Snakes on a Plane 4 snakes on the space shuttle.
since all great horror movies end up in space eventually 10/8/2005 1:14:58 AM |
EnderJRD All American 25300 Posts user info edit post |
It's funny you just posted that... I'm going through a thread that has been photoshoping this source image...
And I thought this was fucking hillarious.
10/8/2005 1:20:52 AM |
Republican18 All American 16575 Posts user info edit post |
the snakes have rocket packs, awesome 10/8/2005 1:37:28 AM |
Raige All American 4386 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.raige.net/RaigeFiles/sjackson.swf
Enjoy 10/8/2005 1:49:11 AM |
dzags18 All American 5694 Posts user info edit post |
wow, this might possibly be the best movie ever. what if the snakes talk? EVEN BETTER. 10/8/2005 1:49:39 AM |
badboyben All American 7631 Posts user info edit post |
Snakes on a plane 3: Air Viper 10/8/2005 9:23:41 AM |
Cif82 All American 10455 Posts user info edit post |
aahaha, this thread makes me lol. I cant wait to see this movie. 10/8/2005 10:33:40 AM |
pinkpanther All American 7465 Posts user info edit post |
those pictures are hillarious 10/8/2005 10:48:06 AM |
spookyjon All American 21682 Posts user info edit post |
THEY GOT OUR JETPACKS, MAN!
THE MOTHERFUCKERS GOT OUR JETPACKS!!! 10/8/2005 11:48:50 AM |
BEU All American 12512 Posts user info edit post |
Which snakes are yours?
The snakes that spell out bad motherfucker, motherfucker!
Quote : | "“Anacondas on land are for pussies. SNAKES ON A PLANE!”" |
[Edited on October 8, 2005 at 11:55 AM. Reason : asd]10/8/2005 11:54:31 AM |
El Nachó special helper 16370 Posts user info edit post |
/message_topic.aspx?topic=344623 10/8/2005 12:33:46 PM |
EnderJRD All American 25300 Posts user info edit post |
GET OFF MY PLANE! 10/8/2005 2:37:59 PM |
BEU All American 12512 Posts user info edit post |
YES I MENT TO KILL THEM, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL! 10/8/2005 4:00:20 PM |
StingrayRush All American 14628 Posts user info edit post |
haha, i might have to see this just to think about this thread while watching it 10/8/2005 4:22:43 PM |
Wraith All American 27256 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Snakes on a plane 3: Air Viper" |
In this one, the snakes overrun an Air Force base and create a squadron of hotshot snake fighter pilots. They proceed to wreak havoc upon the skies. Only a team of the world's best nature show hosts (led by Steve Irwin) are able to stop them, by being trained as pilots. The fate of the world will rest in their hands.10/8/2005 6:20:17 PM |
pinkpanther All American 7465 Posts user info edit post |
so my boyfriend thought that those pictures were so funny that he would put one as my background on my computer
i just took a nap and i had a nightmare about snakes orange ones and yellow ones and white ones and they were big and in my room and i had to get knives from downstairs to kill them. 10/8/2005 7:13:26 PM |
Republican18 All American 16575 Posts user info edit post |
there has to be a scene of a snake coming out of the control pannel in the cockpit 10/8/2005 8:22:33 PM |
EnderJRD All American 25300 Posts user info edit post |
I was thinking more along the lines of when the oxygen masks fall out, so do the pythons.
Poor Sammy. First he's eaten by an Einstein shark (while LLCoolJ gets away scott-free) and now it's flying fucking snakes. 10/8/2005 8:49:35 PM |
badboyben All American 7631 Posts user info edit post |
10/8/2005 10:00:24 PM |
Wraith All American 27256 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe the boss snake will be an anaconda that lives in the cargo compartment. 10/8/2005 10:14:16 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
hell yeah
i love stupid ass movies like this
I WILL BE FIRST IN LINE
anyone see PYTHON? that was the shit 10/8/2005 10:16:44 PM |
Nighthawk All American 19623 Posts user info edit post |
^^^Don't tell me Fat Albert gonna get eat by Snakes on Da Plane!
Damn must be on Ebonic Airlines or he's just sittin' in the black section. Guess they ain't no honkies up in dis plane.
[Edited on October 8, 2005 at 10:23 PM. Reason : ] 10/8/2005 10:18:33 PM |
BEU All American 12512 Posts user info edit post |
Needs more shatner(sp?) 10/9/2005 12:09:30 PM |
spookyjon All American 21682 Posts user info edit post |
^^ It's called coach. 10/9/2005 12:21:56 PM |
teabagg All American 778 Posts user info edit post |
i had a crazy dream about snakes last night because of this thread! 10/9/2005 12:55:51 PM |
kiljadn All American 44690 Posts user info edit post |
I MUST see this movie. 10/9/2005 1:01:43 PM |
EnderJRD All American 25300 Posts user info edit post |
I heard someone talking about this on the wolfline today.
THERE'S ALREADY OSCAR BUZZ 10/11/2005 12:29:31 PM |
mrlebowski All American 9310 Posts user info edit post |
ATTENTION SAMUEL L: You're allowed to TURN DOWN parts every now and then! 10/11/2005 1:51:02 PM |
jwb9984 All American 14039 Posts user info edit post |
how could anyone turn down snakes on a plane?
huh?
that's right, you CANT 10/11/2005 3:16:11 PM |
GenghisJohn bonafide 10251 Posts user info edit post |
niggas gotta eat 10/11/2005 3:18:20 PM |
Smath74 All American 93278 Posts user info edit post |
this movie is going to be an instant classic. 10/11/2005 4:29:03 PM |
Wraith All American 27256 Posts user info edit post |
Courtesy of Rottentomatoes
[Edited on October 11, 2005 at 4:41 PM. Reason : spaces]
10/11/2005 4:40:51 PM |
EnderJRD All American 25300 Posts user info edit post |
omg double post
[Edited on October 12, 2005 at 12:23 AM. Reason : ] 10/12/2005 12:22:26 AM |
EnderJRD All American 25300 Posts user info edit post |
That's right, bitch. I'm getting paid 13 million to say goddamn 8 times and act surprised when I see some fucking snakes.
10/12/2005 12:23:00 AM |
JonHGuth Suspended 39171 Posts user info edit post |
Say snake again!! 10/12/2005 12:39:23 AM |
pinkpanther All American 7465 Posts user info edit post |
i think its funny
that everyone who has heard of this movie says the title the same way
snakes...........On a plane!!! 10/12/2005 1:25:33 AM |
GenghisJohn bonafide 10251 Posts user info edit post |
You may have seen Snakes before...but these ain't yo momma's snakes! And shut yo' goddamn mouf anyway! Get me a motherfucking bag of peanuts, cracka!
This summer....SNAKES!
On a plane...
[Edited on October 12, 2005 at 1:50 AM. Reason : [] 10/12/2005 1:49:44 AM |
Wraith All American 27256 Posts user info edit post |
I'm kinda hoping there is a rich woman in first class wearing some kind of expensive scarf and a snake drops down around her neck and she thinks it is just part of her scarf. Then Sam tries to help her and she is all like "Hey, I'm rich, don't let this black man assault me!" and the snake kills her. btw, me and Sam are on a first name basis. 10/12/2005 7:21:21 AM |
EnderJRD All American 25300 Posts user info edit post |
SNAKES! 10/22/2005 11:33:59 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Say snake again!!" |
rofl10/23/2005 12:14:44 AM |
kiljadn All American 44690 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't make these, btw, I just grabbed em off another message board that has the gay php attachment thing so you can't direct link em
10/23/2005 12:15:33 AM |
Wraith All American 27256 Posts user info edit post |
^hahahaha those are great. 10/23/2005 12:25:18 AM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26003 Posts user info edit post |
Ahaha. I watched Planes, Trains, and Automobilies last night. They edited it pretty heavily though. What a shame.
[Edited on October 23, 2005 at 12:30 AM. Reason : ] 10/23/2005 12:28:55 AM |