SEQUELS, REMAKES, AND SHITTY MOVIES... OH MY!

or as I like to say, "Who the fuck greenlighted this shit?"

In a somewhat alphabetical order:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0312305/ - 2004: A Light Knights Odyssey
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0393017/ - The 39 Steps
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0429493/ - The A-Team
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0468445/ - The Amazing Screw On Head
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0455326/ - Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The Movie
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0430912/ - Basic Instinct 2
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0430912/ - Baywatch
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0437863/ - The Benchwarmers
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0165663/ - Carmen Sandiego
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0463953/ - The Cutting Edge 2
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0452608/ - Deathrace 3000
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0365118/ - Deus Ex
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0337978/ - Die Hard 4.0
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0434020/ - The Evil Dead
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0400426/ - Far Cry
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0463985/ - Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0414982/ - Final Destination 3
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0433386/ - The Grudge 2
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0428620/ - Half-life ??!
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0373883/ - Halloween: Retribution
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0427340/ - He-man
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0299981/ - Highlander: The Source
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0469916/ - Hollow Man 2
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0435665/ - House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0415863/ - I Dream of Jeanie
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0469111/ - I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/ - In the name of the king: a Dungeon Siege Tale
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0249596/ - The Incredible Shrinking Man
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0414181/ - Joan of Bark: The Dog That Saved France
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0440970/ - Johnny Appleseed
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0369610/ - Jurassic Park 4
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0339271/ - Kung Pow 2: Tongue of Fury
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0430357/ - Miami Vice
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0407989/ - Metroid
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0293429/ - Mortal Kombat: Devastation
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0454901/ - Mrs. Doubtfire 2
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0425273/ - The Munsters
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0449077/ - The Net 2.0
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0425319/ - Oh, God!
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0418068/ - Police Acadamy
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0365647/ - Porky's
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0450314/ - The Punisher 2
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0469965/ - Road House 2: Last Call
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0452681/ - The Santa Clause 3
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0362120/ - Scary Movie 4
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/ - Snakes on a Plane
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0382315/ - Spy Hunter
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0348150/ - Superman Returns
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0411951/ - Tekken
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0345292/ - Mad Max 4
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0480271/ - Van Wilder Deux: The Rise of Taj

10/23/2005 12:32:00 AM

It's completely impossible to make "Oh, God!" better. George Burns was perfect, and so was John Denver.

On the other hand, I can't wait for "Joan of Bark"!

10/23/2005 12:34:08 AM

Miami Vice the movie is gonna kick some serious ass!

10/23/2005 12:34:58 AM

i'm actually looking forward to The Benchwarmers, i think it could be hilarious, and Mad Max 4 has potential to be fucking awesome

10/23/2005 12:36:37 AM

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The Movie - Thank God
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer - What the Fuck?
Jurassic Park 4 - Again, what the Fuck?
Mrs. Doubtfire 2 - I hate when they make sequels of movies that came out FOREVER ago.

I could post more about those, but it's dinnertime.

10/23/2005 12:38:00 AM

I can't believe you took the time to post this.

90% of these movies are complete bullshit.

10/23/2005 12:38:45 AM

something i noticed awhile back: In the name of the king: a Dungeon Siege Tale has one hell of a cast, especially for haveing Uwe "worst god damn mother fucking director of all mother fucking god damn time" Boll at the helm

10/23/2005 12:41:16 AM

What's critical thinking?

This is like News Channel 14

10/23/2005 12:42:39 AM

I wanna see all of these asap.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The Movie
Deathrace 3000 (holy shit they're making a sequel to the best movie of all time?!!!)
The Evil Dead
He-man
Snakes on a Plane
Superman Returns
Mad Max 4
Van Wilder Deux: The Rise of Taj

10/23/2005 12:42:53 AM

I'd like to see

half-life (excellent storyline if they stick to it)
far-cry (same as above)
he-man (brings back memories)
police academy (won't be as good as the origianl cast but still)
Superman returns (when did he leave?)
Miami Vice

10/23/2005 12:46:19 AM

i like how death race 3000 is set in the year 2020

10/23/2005 12:46:21 AM

^^ did you even click on the link for half-life?

10/23/2005 12:47:47 AM

farcry- ex special forces charter boat captian has to kill mercenaries and bio engineered beasts on island, not exactly excellent storyline imo

not to mention, once again another Uwe Boll film, why dear GOD do they keep letting him direct. seriously.

[Edited on October 23, 2005 at 12:51 AM. Reason : i hope uwe boll dies a horrible death as soon as possible]

10/23/2005 12:49:42 AM

Quote :

"Miami Vice"

if this doesnt take place in the 80s, it will be some "fast and the furious" piece of shit

if it takes place in the 80s, it will be "GTA Vice City: the Movie"

Crockett & Tubbs would be pissed

WTF, Colin Farrel as Crockett?

[Edited on October 23, 2005 at 12:51 AM. Reason : .]

10/23/2005 12:50:37 AM

i didn't click on any links. I'm just saying the idea of that movie BASED close to the game would be awesome. But then again they both had the interactive factor and i'm not one to watch cut scenes

10/23/2005 12:54:01 AM

10/23/2005 12:54:05 AM

well the half-life movie isnt based on the game at all, its just a coincidence that it has the same name.

10/23/2005 1:11:07 AM

there is no reason to think a johnny appleseed movie would suck. if they actually go by some of the weirder facts about him, it could be great

10/23/2005 12:13:48 PM

so 2006 will be the year of TV remakes.

Ugh, Hollow Man 2??? Are you kidding me?!

Oh my god!! looks at all the remakes and sequals of movies!! I think in 2006 I'll just watch indy and foreign films



I'm depressed now.

Except for Carmen Sandiego

10/23/2005 12:15:05 PM

A-TEAM!
YES!
it better have Mr. T as BA

and Jurassic Park 4 is going to hold true to the first 2 films and not the bullshit 3rd one. i hated that one.

10/23/2005 12:21:39 PM

It's cute because you like JP 2.


Joan of Bark looks really promising.

10/23/2005 12:25:39 PM

Quote :

"Metroid"

10/23/2005 12:32:28 PM

I think that Natasha Henstridge could be a good Samus.

Deus Ex could be a good if done right. It was an awesome game.

[Edited on October 23, 2005 at 1:47 PM. Reason : ]

10/23/2005 1:47:01 PM

Quote :

"and Jurassic Park 4 is going to hold true to the first 2 films and not the bullshit 3rd one. i hated that one."

it seems to me that the 3rd one was a lot more like the first one than the 2nd one was. thats not to say that it was any good, both 2 and 3 sucked, but its possible that they could make a good 4th

10/23/2005 2:15:49 PM

Some of those have to be out-of-date. As I understand it, the Metroid was optioned for a movie and then that option expired or something like that. I've heard nothing about Die Hard 4.0 being in production (although that doesn't mean anything).

10/23/2005 3:00:14 PM

i'm pretty sure die hard is happening

10/23/2005 3:04:20 PM

JP2 and JP3 BOTH sucked.

JP was awesome.

10/23/2005 3:31:54 PM

Quote :

"Plot Summary for Half-Life (2006) A precocious boy and his jaded sister use their imaginative powers to escape a confining home-life, save their self-destructive mother from her charmingly manipulative boyfriend, and finally reinvent their world in a mind bending conclusion."

WTF?

10/23/2005 3:34:06 PM

aha

video game nerds

10/23/2005 3:35:20 PM

OMG, a movie has the same name as a video game but is not based on said video game!!!!!!!!! thats impossible

10/23/2005 3:36:28 PM

when its as well known as half-life, its gonna cause a stir. it would be like naming a movie mortal kombat and have it be about domestic abuse

10/23/2005 3:40:05 PM

no, because half life has other meanings and was a term long before the video game

10/23/2005 3:46:55 PM

Quote :

"when its as well known as half-life, its gonna cause a stir."

10/23/2005 4:01:20 PM

Fuck My Dirty Shithole: The Movie

10/23/2005 4:02:31 PM

holy shit...Porky's

10/23/2005 4:45:31 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0414993/ - The Fountain

This movie will rule them all.

10/23/2005 10:09:16 PM

so, this list is fake

10/24/2005 12:15:06 PM

I really want to see Superman, Highlander, and Punisher. although when i went to the Punisher link, I noticed a post saying there was going to be no sequel! I tried clicking on it but you have to be registered. Does anyone know anything about this??

10/24/2005 12:29:51 PM

Quote :

"if this doesnt take place in the 80s, it will be some "fast and the furious" piece of shit if it takes place in the 80s, it will be "GTA Vice City: the Movie" Crockett & Tubbs would be pissed "

Crockett & Tubbs wouldn't be pissed because Michael (The) Mann, who created the series is writing and directing the movie. It is going to take place in present time.

10/24/2005 1:09:40 PM

Wow. Another year of quality entertainment. Can we go ahead and blame lackluster sales on P2P now and get it over with?

Mad Max 4 - so is this a post Katrina/Rita documentary?

10/24/2005 1:33:27 PM

Quote :

"http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0411951/ - Tekken"

ROUND ONE... FIGHT
...
*gulp* CHICKEN
...
YOU LOSE
CONTINUE?

10/24/2005 3:21:34 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/

Missed one

10/25/2005 11:32:00 AM

hell yes, passion of the clerks is going to rule

http://www.clerks2.com/



[Edited on October 25, 2005 at 11:35 AM. Reason : ,]

10/25/2005 11:34:05 AM

bttt

12/10/2005 7:59:24 PM

holy shit deus ex could be the first decent video game movie

but they will prob ruin it

12/10/2005 8:16:47 PM

a metroid movie is just stupid, it would be like cast away

12/10/2005 8:19:09 PM

is all saint's day gonna come out in 2k6?

12/10/2005 9:59:03 PM

Why would anyone try to remake Hitchcock movies? You can't improve on the classics. Douchebags.

12/11/2005 10:24:06 AM

Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane

-ZiP!-

12/11/2005 11:23:49 AM

wait, so 3fast3furious is gonna star:

- the oldest brother from Home Improvement
- Lil Bow Wow

and no Paul Walker & Tyrese?



-ZiP!-

12/11/2005 11:27:33 AM