Seotaji All American 34244 Posts user info edit post |
A standard military issue M16 weighs less than a Xbox console.
There are 18 different ferocious, but tasty animal crackers available.
Popeye has a son named Poopeye.
Smurfette was a transvestite.
Feel free to add your own, but try to make sure they are factual.
[Edited on October 29, 2005 at 1:41 PM. Reason : spell check] 10/29/2005 1:35:34 PM |
DoubleDown All American 9382 Posts user info edit post |
fercious 10/29/2005 1:39:19 PM |
Konami All American 10855 Posts user info edit post |
omg uncle phil did the voice of shredder! 10/29/2005 1:54:57 PM |
XActoMan All American 843 Posts user info edit post |
Wait wait wait, how do you know that smurfette was a transvestite. She was created by Gorgemeil to spy on the smurf village but the overwhelming goodness of the smurfs turned her good.
/end Donnie Darko 10/29/2005 2:08:19 PM |
joe17669 All American 22728 Posts user info edit post |
FACTS = Flexible AC Transmission System 10/29/2005 2:18:09 PM |
FeverRed All American 8499 Posts user info edit post |
Ford Island in Hawaii is one of, if not the largest man-made island in the world. 10/29/2005 6:11:30 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all 10/29/2005 6:15:20 PM |
skewfield All American 12616 Posts user info edit post |
a cool a one can somestimes be refreshing 10/29/2005 6:46:17 PM |
pcmsurf All American 7033 Posts user info edit post |
A muffin can be very filling. - Seinfeld 10/29/2005 10:09:31 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
90 percent of male belly button lint hair is blue
i have like the 7th most posts on tww
the u and the n connect in the word sunkist 10/29/2005 10:11:27 PM |
TheGentleman Veteran 297 Posts user info edit post |
Fact 1: Male
Fact 2: White
Fact 3: First Name: John or James
Fact 4: Last Name: G-----
Fact 5: Drug dealer
Fact 6: Car License Number SG13 7IU 10/30/2005 3:02:47 AM |
Josh8315 Suspended 26780 Posts user info edit post |
FACT: drug withdrawl can cause you to hear your own eye movements, including blinks
[Edited on October 30, 2005 at 3:30 AM. Reason : -] 10/30/2005 3:29:44 AM |
goalielax All American 11252 Posts user info edit post |
fact: this shitty thread belongs in chit chat 10/30/2005 3:52:10 AM |
firmbuttgntl Suspended 11931 Posts user info edit post |
Fact: AC/DC > you 10/30/2005 10:26:41 AM |
occamsrezr All American 6985 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Bradsky's body hair is the main source of fuel for Argentinia's fighter jets. 10/30/2005 11:11:02 AM |
Sonia All American 14028 Posts user info edit post |
87% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Bird chromosomes aren't XY and XX like people, but ZZ and ZW.
Han shot first. 10/30/2005 11:29:25 AM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
FACT: i thought i was the only one that knew about the sunkist 'un' thing 10/30/2005 11:30:24 AM |
Jax883 All American 5562 Posts user info edit post |
Bill Brasky actually invented the theory of evolution and wrote it down using a pen name, Darwin. 10/30/2005 12:38:25 PM |
bdgates All American 730 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Fact 1: Male
Fact 2: White
Fact 3: First Name: John or James
Fact 4: Last Name: G-----
Fact 5: Drug dealer
Fact 6: Car License Number SG13 7IU
" |
LOL, what a kickass movie10/30/2005 12:53:18 PM |
Scuba Steve All American 6931 Posts user info edit post |
Dubai has a tennis court on top of skyscraper
and is currently constructing an indoor ski mountain in the desert 10/30/2005 1:13:08 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
Vin Diesel single-handedly consumed every member of the Donner Party. 10/30/2005 3:43:47 PM |
JonHGuth Suspended 39171 Posts user info edit post |
Facts:
1. Engineers are mammals.
2. Engineers design stuff ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the engineers is to eat donuts and drink coffee.
Engineers are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they are smart and educated, but on the other hand, they can't spell or talk to girls. 10/30/2005 4:45:18 PM |
richthofen All American 15758 Posts user info edit post |
There is a 105-story building in Pyongyang, North Korea, that is an empty shell. Construction halted in 1992 and has not resumed, and the building may never be completed. 10/30/2005 10:23:19 PM |
Aficionado Suspended 22518 Posts user info edit post |
that is crazy 10/30/2005 10:25:43 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
the longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds. 10/30/2005 10:37:07 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
Rats can't throw-up. 10/30/2005 10:38:47 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
The chances of your dying on the trip to buy your MegaBucks ticket is greater than your chance of winning 10/30/2005 10:39:23 PM |
meeyoww All American 1359 Posts user info edit post |
facts are stubborn things. -- j.a.
there are no weapons of mass destruction. 10/30/2005 10:39:48 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home to a sellout crowd, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city. 10/30/2005 10:40:01 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
The original Guinness Brewery in Dublin, Ireland has a six thousand year lease. 10/30/2005 10:41:40 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
The average person loses two ballpoint pens a week 10/30/2005 10:44:16 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P. 10/30/2005 10:45:01 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26094 Posts user info edit post |
10/30/2005 10:49:07 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26094 Posts user info edit post |
I broke teh tables. 10/30/2005 10:49:56 PM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18947 Posts user info edit post |
You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true. 10/30/2005 10:56:05 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
An ounce of platinum can be stretched to 10000 feet. 10/30/2005 10:59:01 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
China has more English speakers than the United States. 10/30/2005 10:59:25 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26094 Posts user info edit post |
More Engrish speakers, you mean. 10/30/2005 11:01:03 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Fact 1: Male
Fact 2: White
Fact 3: First Name: John or James
Fact 4: Last Name: G-----
Fact 5: Drug dealer
Fact 6: Car License Number SG13 7IU" |
[/thread]10/31/2005 9:45:15 AM |
Houston All American 2269 Posts user info edit post |
78% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 10/31/2005 10:19:55 AM |
Seotaji All American 34244 Posts user info edit post |
North Korea has an ultra modern resort facility, but no tourists to stay in it.
The "clumping" part of cat litter is due to the use of Sodium Bentonite mostly sourced from GA. 10/31/2005 10:53:29 AM |
Maverick All American 11175 Posts user info edit post |
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Quote : | "The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P." |
Actually, that one's kind of debated.
[Edited on October 31, 2005 at 12:01 PM. Reason : .]10/31/2005 12:00:17 PM |
Wolfpacker06 Suspended 5482 Posts user info edit post |
FACT: Ron Burgandy loves scotch.
[Edited on October 31, 2005 at 12:28 PM. Reason : scotchy scotch scotch] 10/31/2005 12:28:24 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport. 10/31/2005 12:34:51 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
The venom of the king cobra is so deadly that just one gram of it can kill 150 people. 10/31/2005 12:36:03 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
More Americans have died in car accidents than have died in all the wars ever fought by the United States. 10/31/2005 12:37:50 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet. 10/31/2005 12:40:09 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
More than 2 million documents will be lost by the IRS this year. 10/31/2005 12:44:02 PM |
snowman All American 4751 Posts user info edit post |
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. 10/31/2005 12:44:47 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
snowman for the win
ps is that cobra thing real? you'd think by now that bitch would be the top of the food chain
like
"i was gonna go trick or treating with the kids, but you know these cobras..." 10/31/2005 1:25:33 PM |