Mr E Nigma All American 5450 Posts user info edit post |
come on. there is no heaven and hell, people. 11/23/2005 11:24:50 AM |
DaveOT All American 11945 Posts user info edit post |
I'm in my own personal Hell right now. 11/23/2005 11:27:50 AM |
Republican18 All American 16575 Posts user info edit post |
not this shit again. ya know what hell is.....being forced to read the wolf web and every 5 minutes a different jackass keeps posting the same atheists, religion is stupid there is no god threads becasue he thinks he is being original.
cue froshkillers rant.......and.........now 11/23/2005 11:39:44 AM |
cyrion All American 27139 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.
Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at least Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID
LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET
NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING
IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE
WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK
DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND
THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW
SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY
HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS
THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT
ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS?
I MEAN
HOLY FUCK
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!
WAKE THE FUCK UP
YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID
AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL
INCONSIDERATE
AND DISRESPECTFUL
BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY
TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE
AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY
TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER
BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT
FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM
TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU
BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET
I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE
GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY
THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE
WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE
YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST
YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE
STOP ARGUING WITH GARY
HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU
I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING
THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME
YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN
I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE
WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION
OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION
BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM
WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH
YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE
SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY
THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE
AND SMOKE IT
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID
and that's my word." |
better?11/23/2005 11:50:01 AM |
ddlakhan All American 990 Posts user info edit post |
whoever took the time to write that deserves a cookie.... cause damn it if it ain't true.... 11/23/2005 11:58:47 AM |
Mr E Nigma All American 5450 Posts user info edit post |
im actually a college grad. thanks though. just trying to provoke some discussion 11/23/2005 11:59:50 AM |
Shivan Bird Football time 11094 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on November 23, 2005 at 12:11 PM. Reason : whoops]
11/23/2005 12:11:17 PM |
ddlakhan All American 990 Posts user info edit post |
it has nothing to with that... you could be bill fucking gates for all it matters... if you even looked through more than 2 pages you would see thread after thread on this exact subject and many more, pretty much all of this has been argued into the ground. 11/23/2005 12:28:18 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
It's nice. But there's a shortage of chairs. 11/23/2005 12:31:17 PM |
PinkandBlack Suspended 10517 Posts user info edit post |
most atlantans agree you will know people in heaven. there are streets in heaven to drive on. yes, there are vehicles in heaven, driven by the angels. 11/23/2005 12:41:09 PM |
Kris All American 36908 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on November 23, 2005 at 1:14 PM. Reason : ]
11/23/2005 1:09:51 PM |
cyrion All American 27139 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to forums in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives (during and after college) you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers. Now that you're logged in and in no mood to do a search, it seems perfectly suitable to make a thread.
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE GRADUATE" |
better?11/23/2005 6:59:58 PM |
CPKontalonis All American 8345 Posts user info edit post |
that's FroshKiller 11/23/2005 7:12:53 PM |
Republican18 All American 16575 Posts user info edit post |
there could be an after life or everything just goes black and you become unaware of anything....we wont ever know will we
well, ill tell ya what, first wolf webber to die has an obligation to get his happy dead ass to a computer and post the answer and settle this god/religion/afterlife debate forever.....sound fair enough
[Edited on November 24, 2005 at 3:02 AM. Reason : . ] 11/24/2005 3:01:27 AM |
Fry The Stubby 7784 Posts user info edit post |
this would be the BLUDGEONING of a dead horse... 11/24/2005 3:33:56 AM |
philihp All American 8349 Posts user info edit post |
^useless talk costs lives. 11/24/2005 4:18:46 AM |
cyrion All American 27139 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ they dont have the internet in hell 11/24/2005 9:25:21 AM |
spookyjon All American 21682 Posts user info edit post |
Sticky. 11/24/2005 10:52:43 AM |