http://www.piratesxxx.com/



this is my kind of porn

11/27/2005 1:33:59 PM

I think I might order that just to be a bigger tool.

11/27/2005 1:48:45 PM

thats on the must buy list

11/27/2005 1:51:27 PM

http://rip-productions.org/forum/showthread.php?t=93407

some download links

11/27/2005 1:59:15 PM

yarrrrrr, I'm not attractive

11/27/2005 2:29:22 PM

I wouldn't fuck around with some of those chics, but damn aren't they sexy!

11/27/2005 2:50:57 PM

http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=PLJ8111H
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=F8VPOSVZ
http://www.sexuploader.com/?d=2GJMZYIF

11/27/2005 3:20:25 PM

in order from left to right:
1, 4, 5

11/27/2005 3:20:48 PM

ha, i got a call from my friend tonight, he was watching this...

11/29/2005 2:43:57 AM

I am slightly disturbed by the production value of this here pornographic film.

11/29/2005 4:15:02 AM

^^ did he say it was any good?

11/29/2005 1:29:39 PM

this looks like they actually put alot of time and money into this moive. They are aware the Pam Anderson Tape was on a handheld and still sold a billion copies right?

11/29/2005 3:05:23 PM

THIS MOVIE HAS CG!!


CG!!

NO PORN EVER HAS CG, WTF

high dolla

[Edited on November 29, 2005 at 9:22 PM. Reason : dfg]

11/29/2005 9:22:48 PM

ahhahahaha

11/29/2005 9:32:49 PM

heh

i know someone who downloaded all three volumes of one of the discs and got it to work

he hasn't commented yet

11/29/2005 9:39:05 PM

all i remember hearing about it was lit candles in every hole

11/29/2005 9:40:09 PM

hes a little too busy, if you know what i mean, nudge nudge, knowwhatimean?

11/29/2005 9:41:36 PM

I DLed the first half and put it together, and I must say, quality.

I would burn this to disc first in case of computer frying.

11/29/2005 10:52:47 PM

it's pretty damn good. it more like a movie than a porno b/c its lengthy in time and b/c of the special effects but still good b/c ts a blend of both words.

there's some questionable stuff and some pretty cheesey and gay dialogue but most of its funny.

10 sex scenes are all hot, couple of lesbian, 3 some, m/f but some are cut too short and edited choppy

11/29/2005 11:27:38 PM

^Any Scenes where they swab the poop deck?

[Edited on November 30, 2005 at 1:01 AM. Reason : .]

11/30/2005 1:00:57 AM

I lol'ed

11/30/2005 1:06:52 AM

is it true, that the carribean sea is infested w/ murderous pirates?
"OH YES!"
"i would never let one pirate within sight nor sound nor breath. you are far too sexy. GODDDDD i cant wait to see your body"

what if when you see my body, you decide you dont like it?
"then i guess i'll have to sell you to some lust pirates who are in need of a sex slave. i am sure you are worth a gold piece or two."
hehe you are such an ass!
"what?"

"you are now and forever my wife
nothing will change that
i love you for everything that you are, everything you are not, everything that you will become"

^ that's deep

11/30/2005 1:54:36 AM

the dialogue is fucking hilariously cheesy; the pirate-hunting captain guy rules.

11/30/2005 4:51:01 AM

are you serious?

i hate that mother fucker. he's such a tool and ruins every movie i've ever seen. I cant stand to see him get it on w/ anyone

11/30/2005 4:59:48 AM

wont' play audio.

11/30/2005 7:07:15 AM

I've downloaded the first half but I haven't put it together yet.

11/30/2005 7:20:28 AM

i got the dvd!

11/30/2005 10:03:23 AM

where'd u get the DVD from?

11/30/2005 10:05:05 AM

hacked the internet

11/30/2005 10:08:17 AM

http://www.adameve.com/p-9381-pirates.aspx

http://www.digitalplayground.com/storeproduct.php?pid=725


$50 for porn haha

[Edited on November 30, 2005 at 10:15 AM. Reason : $]

11/30/2005 10:15:15 AM

I must see this

11/30/2005 12:08:36 PM

^

11/30/2005 12:37:14 PM

omg way awesome.

11/30/2005 1:03:02 PM

ahahaha I skimmed through the first half. The part at the very end with the girl on girl scene is hilarious, they are just surrounded by a bunch of guys saying "ARRRRRR" over and over again.

11/30/2005 5:03:09 PM

i've got it going on torrent right now

11/30/2005 5:17:55 PM

yeah the last scene on part one is funny shit. especially the legless man holding up carmen's leg as she getting ate out

if you dont have sound youll have to d/l the AC3 codec

11/30/2005 10:03:24 PM

can someone make me a copy?

11/30/2005 10:09:09 PM

i still have no clue how to get audio.

11/30/2005 11:52:08 PM

if a hook was not used in a pornish way in this, i will be very upset

12/1/2005 12:55:10 AM

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_333233527.html

12/1/2005 1:50:44 AM

AHAHAHAHAAHA, the pirate that runs behind the remote news guy is ace, but the news guy acknowledging him is even better.

We need to get TPC to pressure the UAB to show this flick.

[Edited on December 1, 2005 at 2:14 AM. Reason : d]

12/1/2005 2:11:08 AM

heck yes!

12/1/2005 2:42:53 AM

^^ haha one of my first thoughts

12/1/2005 7:55:36 AM

bttt anyone got this thing working? or know where to get a file that you dont need a password for

12/1/2005 8:02:45 PM

I cant DL the fucking middle file of the second half, the connection is 3.3 kbs, its ridiculous

12/1/2005 8:49:43 PM

Quote :

"i hate that mother fucker. he's such a tool and ruins every movie i've ever seen. I cant stand to see him get it on w/ anyone"

he's a complete tool, definitely; i just meant that his acting and dialogue was so terrible it was great, in a humorous kind of way.

12/1/2005 8:50:06 PM

i've got it working, downloaded it off bittorrent then got an ac3 codec off sourceforge

12/1/2005 9:04:50 PM

haha, this is so terribly bad, its like a XXX car wreck, you just cant help but watch it

oh, and the VLC media player plays the movie fine

12/1/2005 9:44:51 PM

omfg, this was a major production and yall are hackiing it?! Buy it for god's sake! That way maybe they'll make more real porn movies!

12/2/2005 1:15:49 AM

so, when is Pirates coming to Witherspoon? I'd pay 10 bucks to see it on the big screen.

12/2/2005 1:32:05 AM