http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Lexus-LS-LS-400-LS400-BILL-GATES-OWNED-FULLY-DOCUMENTED-1990-MICROSOFT-25pix_W0QQitemZ4600815037QQcategoryZ14240QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

NICE

1/3/2006 2:56:12 AM

not nice enough.
it seems like no one bought it.

1/3/2006 3:00:48 AM

that's retarded

1/3/2006 4:08:57 AM

he makes a nice sell job... if he's trying to sell it to a museum...
but it's still a 15 year old car...

1/3/2006 7:04:09 AM

it looks damn nice for being 15 years old, but the dude hypes it a bit too much

this is ebay, people.

1/3/2006 7:36:35 AM

This is also tech talk.

1/3/2006 7:47:40 AM

this car accurately reflects his styling inspiration that was used in windows 95.

1/3/2006 8:12:50 AM

It is no suprise esgargs posted this.

Are you going to be trying to publicize Michael Dell's cars too?

1/3/2006 8:50:41 AM

Not like it's the pope's old car

1/3/2006 9:56:36 AM

Quote :

"Back seat looks barely even used."

Guess ol' Billie didnt get any action!

Quote :

"I was looking for any lost Microsoft paperwork that could be of any historic significance, but to no avail. I did find, however, a light brown hair that could very likely be from Bill Gates' head. Ever think of cloning Bill Gates? This could be your chance! "

that just makes me chuckle

1/3/2006 10:04:31 AM

wait, its bill gates' car. does that mean it crashes every so often and you have to reinstall the windows to get it running again?

[Edited on January 3, 2006 at 10:41 AM. Reason : http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4601388076]

1/3/2006 10:38:40 AM

^ gg

1/3/2006 10:46:21 AM

ooh ooh somebody 'ask seller a question' and say "that email thing where bill gates said for every person i forward it to, i get $1, i never got my check, so im taking posession of this car. bill gates said it is ok."

i already did the crashing one. we gotta bring the funny to this auction.

1/3/2006 11:05:48 AM

Haha, He tries to make Bill Gates look like a Rock Star. Trump's car would have been a better choice to resell.

1/3/2006 4:28:21 PM

i would drop a deuce on that thing

1/3/2006 6:12:03 PM

Quote :

"The significance of this car presents you with an opportunity to purchase an investment like no other. This is a powerful piece of history and an item that will command the highest level of international interest. "

This gives me a headache.

1/3/2006 10:05:48 PM

Quote :

"Bill Gates' existence on the earth has changed the world forever. His life has directly or indirectly affected nearly every human being on the planet with the advancement of the personal computer. What other individual in the history of the world can you say that about? Michael Jackson??.....uhh...No. Tony Blair.....come on. Tiger Woods......please. The current Pope.....uhh...Nope. Bill Gates changed the way the entire world works. It doesn't matter if you live in Japan, Poland, Saudi Arabia, or Zimbabwe, Gates' legacy has probably affected you in some way. "

WHAT
THE
FUCK

1/3/2006 10:11:13 PM

if gates didnt get the credit, someone else would have

1/3/2006 10:22:33 PM

Quote :

"Maybe this Gates car isn't for you. May I suggest a Mercedes driven by Steve Jobs...it comes with a free IPOD. $25K..Deal?"

1/3/2006 11:34:19 PM

JOHN VOIGHT LEBARON!!!

1/4/2006 7:22:46 PM

this whole listing made me want to vommit afterwards btw that windows crashing thing was funny

1/5/2006 11:48:59 AM

I sure am glad I didn't bid on it as a joke. I almost got stuck owing $50k on a Skyline one time for that.

Comedy < $50k.

[Edited on January 5, 2006 at 2:29 PM. Reason : s]

1/5/2006 2:28:20 PM

windows 95 isnt even supported anymore.

and this thing is a 90?

i bet it doesnt work at all, or is unbearably slow.

probably cant go over 28.8

1/6/2006 10:26:00 AM

its DOS. I believe windows 3.x was in 1991-92

1/6/2006 12:11:26 PM

Windows 3.0 was released in 1990

1/6/2006 12:14:37 PM

Quote :

"The seat back storage sleeves are most likely where Bill stored his classified documents. I was looking for any lost Microsoft paperwork that could be of any historic significance, but to no avail. I did find, however, a light brown hair that could very likely be from Bill Gates' head. Ever think of cloning Bill Gates? This could be your chance! "

1/6/2006 12:17:10 PM

^ That is something only gargs could claim to be "NICE"

1/6/2006 5:17:51 PM