people actually believe this

1/6/2006 12:09:31 AM

I didn't come from no monkey, and I sure as hell ain't marrying one!

1/6/2006 12:11:55 AM

youll have to, if they legalize gay marriage.

1/6/2006 12:13:49 AM

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"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"

1/6/2006 12:18:12 AM

SOMEONE THROW ME A ROPE
CAUSE DIS A REAL SLIPP'RY SLOPE

1/6/2006 12:29:25 AM

I HOPE I DON'T DROP MY SOAP

1/6/2006 12:53:30 AM

OR ACCIDENTALLY HAVE SEX WITH THE POPE

(what?)

1/6/2006 1:01:53 AM

Well, in Canada, it basically preceded group sex in clubs

1/6/2006 3:08:51 AM

I know nobody ever does group sex in the US.

1/6/2006 5:19:01 AM

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"A British woman became the bride of an Israeli bottlenose dolphin last week. Sharon Tendler, a 41-year-old concert promoter, entered into holy matrimony with Cindy, a 35-year-old dolphin at Eilat, an Israeli resort. The Dec. 29 ceremony was broadcast on Israeli television. The ceremony, which involved a lot of squeaking and tossed mackerels, ended when Tendler jumped into the water to join her new husband. Tendler, who’s made millions peddling rock concerts in her homeland, told the press she fell in love with the dolphin 15 years ago, on her first trip to the resort."

http://www.aversion.com/news/news_article.cfm?news_id=5688
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3191923,00.html

1/6/2006 6:31:23 AM

hollywood LOVES gay sex

1/6/2006 6:38:20 AM

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"I know nobody ever does group sex in the US."

Didn't mean that. Meant the government didn't condone it here.

[Edited on January 6, 2006 at 2:20 PM. Reason : ]

1/6/2006 2:20:21 PM

Suspend.

[Edited on January 6, 2006 at 2:42 PM. Reason : worthless fuckign thread, at least sal entertains]

1/6/2006 2:42:12 PM

is the dolphing gay too?

1/6/2006 2:44:04 PM

Humans rule! Dolphins can suck it!

1/6/2006 2:44:12 PM

Why exactly should the government have a problem with group sex (assuming the folks involved are willing adults)?

1/6/2006 3:06:51 PM

who's business is it which of my sisters I sleep with? gosh!

1/8/2006 12:19:32 PM

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"people actually believe this"

It's not that they think it will lead to interspecies marriage, but think it will lead to the legalization of beasiality which makes no sense. Part of the argument for homosexual marriage (one that I agree with) is that it is a legal contract between two consenting HUMAN adults, and since animals donot have the right to consent (neither do children, which throws the whole "it will legalize adult/child relationships" out the window) then they cannot enter into a contract or consent to sex.

1/8/2006 12:55:41 PM

i think the point here is why do gay people like to have sex with alligators

1/8/2006 12:57:19 PM

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"Humans rule! Dolphins can suck it!"

Oh yeah, don't stop now Flipper

1/8/2006 1:18:44 PM

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"who's business is it which of my sisters I sleep with? gosh!"

Certainly not the government's.

1/8/2006 2:18:32 PM

exactly

1/8/2006 2:21:37 PM

west virginia fo eva

1/8/2006 2:36:10 PM

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"west virginia fo eva"

I have family in West Virginia.

1/8/2006 2:39:22 PM

I CANT WAIT TILL I CAN MARRY MY FRIDGE
I LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING, IT ALWAYS GIVES ME COLD BEER

1/8/2006 2:42:49 PM

4 % of the worlds POP is gay/les. For such a small group of deviants, they sure do get a fuck load of press.

I don't really care if someone sucks a cock - just don’t be proud of it. You suck a pecker, you hang your head in shame.

Nuff said.

1/8/2006 3:28:23 PM

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"4 % of the worlds POP is gay/les. For such a small group of deviants, they sure do get a fuck load of press."

So do Jewish people. Maybe we should ban Jewish marriage.

Quote :

"I don't really care if someone sucks a cock - just don’t be proud of it. You suck a pecker, you hang your head in shame."

Unless you're a women doing it to me.

[Edited on January 8, 2006 at 4:01 PM. Reason : ]

1/8/2006 4:00:25 PM

1/8/2006 4:00:48 PM

1/8/2006 4:01:40 PM

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"I didn't come from no monkey, and but I sure as hell ain't marrying will cum on one!"

1/9/2006 2:27:00 AM

1/9/2006 10:45:13 AM

word

1/9/2006 10:51:05 AM

Possibly the funniest thing is how quickly some people forget not to use slipery slopes after they laugh and laugh and laugh at someone else using one.

1/9/2006 8:08:20 PM

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"same-sex marriage leads to interspecies marriage "

IT SURE DOES... AT LEAST IN SWEDEN!!!

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article177749.ece

Swedes have more and more animal sex

Quote :

"Animal sex is not illegal in Sweden, and every year between 200 and 300 pets are injured because of sexual assaults. The estimate was presented by Svenska Veterinärforbundet, the Swedish veterinary organization, and it is now trying to make the authorities and the public more aware of animals’ suffering. The organization claim the problem has increased during the last couple of years, even if most people are unaware of it. “We have seen an increase since 1999 when child pornography became illegal,” said Johan Beck-Friis. “It appears, in other words, as there are some people who have replaced children with animals. In both circumstances, it is sex with defenceless individuals.” The fact that animal sex is becoming an increasing problem can be indicated by the mere fact that there is an increasing selection of animal porn at video rentals and there an increasingly number of websites with animal pornography is surfacing. In contrast with most other countries, animal sex is not illegal in Sweden. It was decriminalized in 1944 in connection with the decriminalization of homosexual sex."

1/20/2006 7:37:08 PM

i question the source.

1/20/2006 7:42:41 PM

Child porno JUST became illegal in the country in 1999?

1/20/2006 8:26:47 PM