vonjordan3 AIR 43669 Posts user info edit post |
I saw a movie called "Wrong Turn" last night....It was the dumbest movie I have ever seen...sadly it came out in 2003....it was about 6 teenagers who get lost in the West Virginia Mountains and the local inbreeds kill them while they try to find there way back to the highway.......horrible
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ecnainedlufh All American 727 Posts user info edit post |
puddle cruiser
broken lizard can put out some funny shit, but unfortunately this was before they new how to entertain an audience 1/10/2006 1:45:06 PM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
Bite Me
A movie about a radioactive strain of weed that ends up at a strip club. Bugs get into the weed and mutate and wreck shop on a bunch of shit. 1/10/2006 1:46:12 PM |
coolguy1335 All American 3006 Posts user info edit post |
FART, The movie. 1/10/2006 1:46:18 PM |
Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12775 Posts user info edit post |
Darkness 1/10/2006 1:46:49 PM |
typhicane All American 2400 Posts user info edit post |
Day after Tomorrow.
You can outrun cold weather. I mean weather so cold it freezes fire. Weather so cold that you die instantly, just outrun it. That assholes father was a climatoligist. Get the fuck off me. That fucking wave, sure thing, he saved her and outran that. Duck and cover saves you from volcanos, but hat is another movie. The thousands of pounds of snow would not break the glass in that mall, but you walking on it means your a a dead man! The 3 storms form like that and drop the temp like a death ray, and that asshole runs to that exact spot. 1/10/2006 1:46:49 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52833 Posts user info edit post |
Dude, Where's My Car? is pretty stupid, but not really very funny. 1/10/2006 1:46:54 PM |
chickenhead
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vanilla sky
hahah that's right i said it 1/10/2006 1:46:57 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
king fucking kong 1/10/2006 1:47:02 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37663 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""Wrong Turn last night"" |
never heard of that one
but the dumbeest i have ever seen is "Impostor"1/10/2006 1:48:06 PM |
Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12775 Posts user info edit post |
^^my dad asked me if I wanted to go see that over break and I told him why would I want to sit through a 3 hour movie when I already know the ending
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TKE-Teg All American 43409 Posts user info edit post |
^^^I fucking love that movie, esp. when I'm drunk
Quote : | "I saw a movie called "Wrong Turn last night"....It was the dumbest movie I have ever seen...sadly it came out in 2003....it was about 6 teenagers who get lost in the West Virginia Mountains and the local inbreeds kill them while they try to find there way back to the highway.......horrible" |
Holy shit, I've seen that movie. And it was fucking horrible. I think I was really bored one night and it was on HBO or something.1/10/2006 1:48:32 PM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
Passion of the Christ and their WHITE JESUS 1/10/2006 1:48:42 PM |
vonjordan3 AIR 43669 Posts user info edit post |
woodfoot...which king kong...the new one or one of the old ones? 1/10/2006 1:49:46 PM |
bgmims All American 5895 Posts user info edit post |
Jeepers Creepers 1/10/2006 1:50:25 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37663 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my dad asked me if I wanted to go see that over break and I told him why would I want to sit through a 3 hour movie when I already know the ending " |
you know
rumor has it
there is more to a movie then its ending
did you watch any of the lotr movies?1/10/2006 1:50:50 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43409 Posts user info edit post |
^no shit, and how about Titanic. Biggest grossing movie of all time, and I think we know how it ended 1/10/2006 1:52:09 PM |
Bakunin Suspended 8558 Posts user info edit post |
Bloodrayne
This is so bad it's worth seeing.
Ben Kingsley must have a massive coke habit to whore himself out for something this shitty. 1/10/2006 1:52:31 PM |
KittyKitty All American 4367 Posts user info edit post |
the 2003ish Peter Pan movie.
3 musketeers and peter pan and robin hood were some of my favs growing up, so i heard this one was good and me and an ex went to see it.
*gay*... it was so incredibly bad that i started laughing uncontrollably and hysterically, and my ex was SOOOOOOO embarrassed.. everyone kept turning around and looking. They went through this like.. 5 minute section where they tried to get the audience to help them chant "i do believe in fairies, i do, i do". That was the exact moment i lost all control.
1/10/2006 1:52:56 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Alexander-- 1/10/2006 1:55:10 PM |
MrUniverse All American 26072 Posts user info edit post |
well dumb and dumber of course, dur 1/10/2006 1:55:29 PM |
Mr E Nigma All American 5450 Posts user info edit post |
Natural Born Killers.
fuckin gay. 1/10/2006 1:55:33 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
freddy got fingered 1/10/2006 1:55:54 PM |
Konami All American 10855 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Wrong Turn last night" |
haha I read this and my first thought was "WTF, they made a sequel????? And they called it THAT?!"1/10/2006 1:55:58 PM |
bgmims All American 5895 Posts user info edit post |
a lot^That Peter Pan did suck massive balls didn't it?
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KittyKitty All American 4367 Posts user info edit post |
Yes.. very much.. actually even just thinking about it i start laughing my ass off.
i was very disappointed. i would have regretted spending the money on it, had i not gotten such a good laugh out of it. i have never laughed that hard at a movie, and i typically go for comedies. 1/10/2006 1:57:09 PM |
Mr E Nigma All American 5450 Posts user info edit post |
1/10/2006 1:57:09 PM |
vonjordan3 AIR 43669 Posts user info edit post |
I thought another dumb movie I saw ....I remember it when I was a kid....it was called Plan 9 from outer space..........
[Edited on January 10, 2006 at 2:00 PM. Reason : .] 1/10/2006 1:59:03 PM |
jdlongNCSU All American 7105 Posts user info edit post |
Stateside...
got ahold of a screener for it, and one of my friends was an extra in it.
"The film follows a rebellious teenager on leave from the Marines who falls in love with a female musician. The relationship is threatened when she develops a mental illness"
aka terrible... 1/10/2006 1:59:12 PM |
bgmims All American 5895 Posts user info edit post |
My stoner neighbors were watching that Pan movie 2 nights ago. First I had ever heard of it. I said "I like Pan movies, I'll watch with you." 15 minutes later I killed them all for purchasing a piece of shit like that. 1/10/2006 1:59:35 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i think i watched like 30 minutes of freedy got fingered
i was like damnnnnnnn 1/10/2006 1:59:52 PM |
Bakunin Suspended 8558 Posts user info edit post |
Tinkerbell was the hot French chick from Swimming Pool 1/10/2006 2:00:41 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "woodfoot...which king kong...the new one or one of the old ones?" |
the new one
shits rediculous
Quote : | "there is more to a movie then its ending" |
when you're talking about king kong, theres not much more and they don't even do the ending well1/10/2006 2:01:07 PM |
Mr E Nigma All American 5450 Posts user info edit post |
Jolly Roger: Massacre at somewhere
the preview for this movie that came on before the Generic War of the Worlds movie was awesome. It had 4 decapitations and 3 pairs of bare titties. I seriously was amped to see the movie.
then it was gay. 1/10/2006 2:01:28 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37663 Posts user info edit post |
freddy got fingered had some really runny parts
but also some really annoying parts
Betty: You got a problem with my legs? Jim: No, you got a problem with your legs. It's ether that, or you're just lazy.
and the eyeballs in sauce stuff was good too 1/10/2006 2:05:47 PM |
mrlebowski All American 9310 Posts user info edit post |
50 first dates was horrible
jeepers creepers was also horrible.
I'd rather pay someone seven bucks to kick me in the nuts for two hours than have to watch either of those movies again. 1/10/2006 2:05:55 PM |
rwoody Save TWW 37663 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "when you're talking about king kong, theres not much more and they don't even do the ending well" |
i wasnt, i was talking about the guy who wasnt gonna see a movie if he knew the ending
which is the height of absurdity
i guess he has never seen a movie more than once1/10/2006 2:06:45 PM |
vonjordan3 AIR 43669 Posts user info edit post |
I haven't seen the new King Kong movie yet......but I did see the newest godzilla movie from japan.....basically some aliens come to the earth and brainwash all of the monsters...except one ( the strongest monster of them all...godzilla), to make matters worse, the end of the movie has godzilla beat the shit out of every monster on the planet....while there is a matrix fight going on in a star wars spaceship....just above the monsters. Keep in mind I was watching this while drinking a 12 pack of beer............so it was funny....... 1/10/2006 2:07:34 PM |
firmbuttgntl Suspended 11931 Posts user info edit post |
everything 2000- now 1/10/2006 2:12:13 PM |
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drop dead fred 1/10/2006 2:23:08 PM |
Panthro All American 7333 Posts user info edit post |
LMFAO!!!
So i was trying to remember the name of this movie that me, my brother, and my mother went to go see in the late 80's. It was called Monster in the Closet. We went to see this movie on opening night and the guy collecting tickets told us we were the only people the entire night to watch this movie. Seriously, how many times does a movie only get 1 family viewing it the ENTIRE opening night?
WOW. I just looked up the trailer.
http://videodetective.com/home.asp?PublishedID=2055
by far the worst movie i have ever seen, and the trailer only confirms it's shittiness.
PLEASE, CLICK THE LINK, CLICK THE RED BUTTON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PAGE, AND LISTEN TO THE TRAILER.
YOU.....CAN.....NOT.....STOP.....IT!
[Edited on January 10, 2006 at 2:26 PM. Reason : fuck it, this deserves it's own thread.] 1/10/2006 2:23:44 PM |
vonjordan3 AIR 43669 Posts user info edit post |
Dude that is pretty bad....hahah.......... 1/10/2006 2:27:30 PM |
umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
the killings at outpost zeta....it's a movie about an alien that looks like a rock that kills some people one by one at a space station. 1/10/2006 2:31:47 PM |
StateIsGreat All American 2838 Posts user info edit post |
Event Horizon.
I was expecting a good sci-fi flick about black holes, but got some cheesy shit about a haunted ship instead. The entire movie made no sense. Stupid as fuck. 1/10/2006 2:33:08 PM |
darkmage Veteran 496 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Bloodrayne
This is so bad it's worth seeing.
Ben Kingsley must have a massive coke habit to whore himself out for something this shitty. " |
couldn't have said it better myself. Except for the "it's worth seeing" part, of course.1/10/2006 2:33:23 PM |
JWHWolf All American 3320 Posts user info edit post |
Saving Face
and if it were a movie I had seen it would be the top: Farenheit 911 1/10/2006 2:34:02 PM |
Y0 RelAx Suspended 2981 Posts user info edit post |
recently its been hostel 1/10/2006 2:34:38 PM |
demimondaine All American 1256 Posts user info edit post |
The Ringer
saw it on Christmas Day 1/10/2006 2:47:52 PM |
Wraith All American 27257 Posts user info edit post |
House of the Dead. Yes there is an arcade game of the same name, and yes, this movie was based off of it, and yes it was absolutely awful.
Also, Starship Troopers 2 was pretty bad. 1/10/2006 2:54:27 PM |
chickenhead
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set em up 1/10/2006 2:54:47 PM |