Went to Cantina for a friend's going away party and saw JD there trying to dance up on girls and play the pro baseball card. I mean does he not realize he works in freakin' atlanta? Why come here when you could be down there having 10X a better time and tons more girls than here?

















Oh yeah that's right he gives up grand slams in the 9th

1/15/2006 3:29:38 AM

He makes $texas. You don't.

1/15/2006 3:41:27 AM

his millions of dollars couldn't escape a pedigree through a table


thats right, i went there.

1/15/2006 3:44:04 AM

do what?



no seriously... do what?

1/15/2006 4:24:22 AM

somebody sounds jealous...i wouldn't know who the fuck he was if he was standing right next to me..yet you seem to be all over his nuts about what he chooses to do on a saturday night...poor form easye


by the way i wouldnt let too many people know that you were hanging out at the cantina

[Edited on January 15, 2006 at 5:26 AM. Reason : ...]

1/15/2006 5:24:19 AM

He was trying to close the deal with one lady, and right at the end he blew it...

1/15/2006 8:55:24 AM

he used to live next door

1/15/2006 10:32:45 AM

first time at the cantina ... won't go back ... waaaaaay to fratty

only went for a friends going away party

1/15/2006 10:37:51 AM

How do you expect to cross home plate with a lady when you let 4 other guys cross home plate in your first 2 appearances?

/angry

I'm a braves fan... it wasn't all his fault for that 18th inning loss to the astros... but he helped.

1/15/2006 10:59:56 AM

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"his millions of dollars couldn't escape a pedigree through a table thats right, i went there. "

I seriously doubt he has "millions" and if he keeps pitching as shitty as he did last year he isn't going to have anything.

1/15/2006 7:19:40 PM

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"trying to dance up on girls and play the pro baseball card."

I wonder if he carries one of his baseball cards in his pocket so he can literally "play the pro baseball card."

1/16/2006 2:35:39 AM

hahaha^

1/16/2006 2:39:59 AM

This SOB does nothing but give up homeruns

seriously fire this man from the Braves and NEVER let him back in the Majors. It's embarrassing. He's just as good as a loss.

4/8/2006 1:47:01 AM

His ERA is only 81 on the season, give him a break.

4/8/2006 1:52:13 AM

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"His ERA is only 81 on the season, give him a break."

ahahahahahahahahaah

4/8/2006 1:56:39 AM

1) it's not weird AT ALL that he was in Raleigh
2) you guys are fucking assholes, give this kid a chance, jesus christ

4/8/2006 10:13:09 AM

^ the subject of this topic DRASTICALLY changed.

I revived it only b/c it was the latest thread w/ his name so I could slam him for his rechid ability to pitch in the majors.

4/8/2006 10:17:37 AM

i only saw the 1 home run against asshole. how bad was it?

4/8/2006 10:26:20 AM

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"I revived it only b/c it was the latest thread w/ his name so I could slam him for his rechid ability to pitch in the majors."

Not many people can pitch at the major league level.

A whole lot of people can spell at an 8th grade level.

4/8/2006 12:00:22 PM

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"his millions of dollars couldn't escape a pedigree through a table"

Put him through the Spanish announcers table!!!1

4/8/2006 12:16:54 PM

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"rechid"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

4/8/2006 12:32:02 PM

Well Devine managed to record two outs last night and only gave up 4 runs.

This lowered his ERA to 63.


His only concern is that he's walked ten batters in one inning pitched.

4/9/2006 6:25:48 PM

He is in the majors. More than I can say for 100% of this website's visitors. Also why trash a guy who pitched for our university? thats like cheering againts p riv, hodge, tim clark in golf, etc. when 1 out of I don't even know even make it to the majors thats an accomplishment in itself. yall will trash anyone on here.

4/9/2006 6:30:22 PM

In fairness, I'm pretty sure that if they let me pitch in the majors, I could have a 63 ERA.

4/9/2006 6:44:18 PM

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"His only concern is that he's walked ten batters in one inning pitched."

5 walks and 5 hits

4/9/2006 6:48:35 PM

anybody see him throw behind Bonds last night with the bases loaded? I think he pissed in his pants.

4/9/2006 8:13:43 PM

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"In fairness, I'm pretty sure that if they let me pitch in the majors, I could have a 63 ERA. "

4/9/2006 8:15:02 PM

ahahah... his WHIP is 10.00 ... and his Opponents OPS is 1.900.

Good stuff.

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"rechid "

once again... ahahhahahhah

[Edited on April 9, 2006 at 8:17 PM. Reason : xxx]

4/9/2006 8:16:32 PM

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"his millions of dollars couldn't escape a pedigree through a table"

Hilarious.

Also, when I went to the Cantina, I felt uncomfortable being the only black guy there. I got a LOT of looks so I got out there quick.

And I wish someone would have asked him about Moises Alou sending his pitch over the wall the other night.

4/9/2006 9:48:11 PM

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"How do you expect to cross home plate with a lady when you let 4 other guys cross home plate in your first 2 appearances?"

in all fairness to him, the grandslam in his first appearance was his second inning pitching, with an at bat between, and seriously, before that at bat when was the last time the guy had an at bat. The first inning he was in there I believe he had a 1,2,3 or maybe allowed 1 to get on. This time last year we were watching him pitch at Doak, he didn't get the work in the minors that so many other pitchers do before that are introduced into the majors. Give him time, he'll be one of the best in baseball soon enough.

4/10/2006 1:13:39 AM

sofa king retarded.

[Edited on April 10, 2006 at 1:51 AM. Reason : .]

4/10/2006 1:51:13 AM

just give him some time...ooh and he has a girlfriend, but she lives in NYC

4/10/2006 11:03:42 AM

his fucking ERA is 63.00

4/10/2006 11:50:15 AM

back to AAA again..

[Edited on April 11, 2006 at 2:34 PM. Reason : V uh, this was the thread that was used the other night. it's not like I first bumped it..]

4/11/2006 2:19:30 PM

^ already posted in 2006 Atlanta Braves thread... What does him being at Cantina have to do with him going to AAA? I thought you were better than that...

4/11/2006 2:33:28 PM

Thread nazi alert.


So it's not okay to put Joey Devine news in the Joey Devine thread?


Ever consider some of us aren't Braves fans but still want to keep up with Joey "it's deep and I dont think its playable" Devine's career?


I mean when Hodge got shot should that have gone in the Denver Nuggets thread or was it okay for it to make its own thread?

4/11/2006 6:46:40 PM

He just made the SC not top 10

4/15/2006 1:55:10 AM

how many chicks do you think Joey screwed while he was at State?

4/15/2006 1:58:27 AM

my guess would be a lot

4/15/2006 2:00:37 AM

i can't believe this thread has come back alive

4/15/2006 2:30:21 AM

he lived next door

4/15/2006 2:32:37 AM

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" Not many people can pitch at the major league level. A whole lot of people can spell at an 8th grade level."

hahaha

4/15/2006 2:34:00 AM