*balls completely exploded*

Not sure if this has been posted yet but I had to do my duty to the board.

http://img9.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc111&image=dc086_vanity.jpg

2/7/2006 5:42:07 PM

oh damn

2/7/2006 5:44:23 PM

that's not hot.

2/7/2006 5:52:00 PM

not hot

2/7/2006 5:54:20 PM

^ you are gay then.

I'm convinced, don't say another fucking word, don't try to tell me that picture is not hot, don't troll, don't give me some bullshit about 'too white errrr' or 'too fat' b/c I don't want to hear, find yourself a hairy b-hole gay @#$@# man.

2/7/2006 5:55:17 PM

I think I'm basically getting a subscription now.

2/7/2006 5:55:30 PM

wow

2/7/2006 5:57:09 PM

kiera's eyebrows are quite harsh looking

2/7/2006 5:59:27 PM

I wanna see a cover like that with a girl and two naked dudes

2/7/2006 6:08:09 PM

oh my

I feel like I should masturbate
but I have stuff to do

2/7/2006 6:09:44 PM

not too interested in Keira myself. but Scarlett looks unbelievable. I think her body type is pefect. Curvy, nice healthy complexion...beautiful grill, etc.

Of course you've got legions of idiots screaming for waifish toothpicks, but screw em.

2/7/2006 6:55:24 PM

Kiera looks too skiny (surprise...it's Hollywood for ya)

2/7/2006 7:11:35 PM

Quote :

"Of course you've got legions of idiots screaming for waifish toothpicks, but screw em."

Amen!!!

2/7/2006 10:41:06 PM

are they allergic to sunlight?

2/7/2006 10:45:05 PM

i dont think it is the most flattering picture...OMGZ SHE ARE NAKED...big whoop

and she is too pale, keira is a nice color without having a fake and bake grossness.

if that makes me gay, it makes you a creepy stalker.

2/7/2006 11:12:58 PM

you remain gay, yes.

2/7/2006 11:14:18 PM

Pale = hott.

2/7/2006 11:18:56 PM

keira knightley is crazy hot.

2/8/2006 12:04:10 AM

^^Pale != hott. sorry

2/8/2006 12:27:57 AM

yeah the paleness ain't exactly my style

2/8/2006 12:34:05 AM

Fuck you and your modern thinking.

Scarlett and I are straight up Victorian.

2/8/2006 12:53:56 AM

who know's....both are beautiful.....debate bitches

2/8/2006 1:00:25 AM

Supposedly that's talc powder that the photographer applied. But I think the paleness is hot either way.

2/8/2006 1:46:53 AM

im lookin, and ima liking

2/8/2006 1:48:23 AM

thx for this

2/8/2006 7:23:54 AM

Scarlet is busted. Kiera is lookin hot though.

2/8/2006 9:31:32 AM

Scarlett is anything but busted

Keira looks like a pale etheopian

whats with the creepy balding hairy fuckwad that is probably 2wice their age?

[Edited on February 8, 2006 at 9:36 AM. Reason : *]

2/8/2006 9:33:13 AM

and it was supposed to be Keira, Scarlett, and Rachel McAdams--but McAdams backed out.

i think they both look lovely...if i was a guy, i'd stick it to both of em.

2/8/2006 9:34:27 AM

ha. oops.

[Edited on February 8, 2006 at 9:38 AM. Reason : ]

2/8/2006 9:38:02 AM

Quote :

"Pale = hott."

Double amen!!

2/8/2006 9:40:40 AM

he's the artistic director of the project...he filled in when mcadams backed out

2/8/2006 9:44:29 AM

I would have been fine without him there, just have the ladies there.

2/8/2006 9:46:56 AM

Look's like a chick Powder would bwn

2/8/2006 11:03:22 AM

this has earned the status of my desktop background for a couple of days

2/8/2006 11:22:46 AM

yeah im not diggin that pic that much

Quote :

"Look's like a chick Powder would bwn"

hahahahahhahaha

[Edited on February 8, 2006 at 11:47 AM. Reason : lol]

2/8/2006 11:44:08 AM

Quote :

"Pale != hott. sorry"

2/8/2006 11:47:26 AM

no no pale is not hot

someone post the pic of her from THE ISLAND and compare

[Edited on February 8, 2006 at 11:51 AM. Reason : .]

2/8/2006 11:50:41 AM

yeah pale isn't hot - she looked much better in the island

that's why it's only a couple of days and not permanent haha

2/8/2006 12:00:43 PM

I love how people are all posturing and shit, it's cute. People love to try to be pundits, but you all know that in real life if she was naked in front of you you would have a cosmic stiffy. That is, unless you were gay, which I duly suspect from some of the lot here.

2/8/2006 12:09:36 PM

Scarlett in 'The Island'

2/8/2006 12:10:09 PM

pale is repulsive

2/8/2006 12:13:40 PM

'hot' is only a partial match of the set 'bwnable'

ergo hot is always inclusive in bwnable but the inverse function does not hold true

lol

2/8/2006 12:26:40 PM

meh

2/8/2006 12:39:57 PM

not impressed

2/8/2006 12:43:36 PM

That guy looks like Jeremy Piven

2/8/2006 1:12:11 PM

^that's who I thought it was

2/8/2006 1:38:42 PM

I don't think that shot of Scarlett is impressive. She looked much better in The Island.

2/8/2006 1:41:17 PM