Maugan All American 18178 Posts user info edit post |
I don't know what the fuck the deal is with people trying to merge onto the beltline, but fuck if I don't always get stuck behind some douche that thinks he can merge into traffic doing 40 mph in the acceleration lane. Well yesterday I lost it behind some douche in a van that was talking on his cell phone and "accelerating" to get on the beltline off of wake forest road. I drove around him on the shoulder. Flicked him off, and proceeded to merge at the speed of traffic.
I felt the need to vent. Thanks. I feel much better now. 2/8/2006 9:00:27 AM |
tchenku midshipman 18586 Posts user info edit post |
2fast!
yeah I feel ya 2/8/2006 9:08:15 AM |
Grapehead All American 19676 Posts user info edit post |
agreed.
i haul ass up to 70 or so for a seamless merge.
i dont know what ppl are thinking doing 40 to get into traffice doing 65
passing on the right is always a good idea. or i merge on the solid white and cut them off. 2/8/2006 9:11:37 AM |
MaximaDrvr
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On capitol getting onto 440 where the two lanes on the onramp merge into one, I "accidently ran some guy off the road.
He was in the lane that ended, doing about 40. And he was driving it all the way to the end, and then going to just come over. Well, I was doing about 75 at this point in the lane that doesn't end, and at the point where his lane ended, I was beside him. So, he drove off into the breakdown lane, since he was too stupid to merge properly. 2/8/2006 9:17:49 AM |
xvang All American 3468 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch, get out the way Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch, get out the way
OH NO! The fight's out I'm about to punch yo...lights out Get the FUCK back, guard ya grill There's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still I've been drankin' and bustin' two and I been thankin' of bustin' you Upside ya motherfuckin' forehead And if your friends jump in, "Ohhh gurrlll", they'll be mo' dead Causin' confusion, Disturbin Tha Peace It's not an illusion, we runnin the streets So bye-bye to all you groupies and golddiggers Is there a bumper on your ass? NO NIGGA! I'm doin' a hundred on the highway So if you do the speed limit, get the FUCK outta my way I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober and you about to get ran the FUCK over" |
Yeah, off of Harrison exit the other day, a lady in a silver Camry was doing 40 mph and about to run out of lane, So I slowed down enough for her to budge in front of me... but she never did. So, I just let her run off into the shoulder. That's how we roll 2/8/2006 9:33:11 AM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
Welcome to what I have to deal with everyday... on a motorcycle. Damn you all slow cage drivers. If you can't multitask, then don't talk on a cell phone while driving. 2/8/2006 9:40:29 AM |
Weeeees All American 23730 Posts user info edit post |
if there is nobody in front of me, i generally have to slow down to be able to merge with traffic
[Edited on February 8, 2006 at 10:11 AM. Reason : a] 2/8/2006 10:11:12 AM |
dannydigtl All American 18302 Posts user info edit post |
i slingshot around on ramps so fast i normally pass 4 cars in the merge lane.
2 FASSSTTT 2/8/2006 10:12:54 AM |
tjoshea All American 4906 Posts user info edit post |
serriously only way to merge is at 1.5 * normal highway cruising speed 2/8/2006 10:15:33 AM |
eltownse All American 1851 Posts user info edit post |
I love the left entrance merge lane coming onto 440 from Western Blvd. You know you got to punch it to merge in front of the faster traveling left lane.
Since you are kind of justified to hit "90", I have no qualms to floor the pedal. 2/8/2006 10:54:40 AM |
Maugan All American 18178 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, I like that on ramp to. pedal to the metal! 2/8/2006 10:55:27 AM |
Grapehead All American 19676 Posts user info edit post |
thats the reason the beltline backs up for rushour.
damn fools are scared to break 25 coming around the bridge. 2/8/2006 11:04:37 AM |
toyotafj40s All American 8649 Posts user info edit post |
u can hit 90? 2/8/2006 11:30:36 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I was about 8 cars behind some cunt that stopped in front of the sign that says "Free Flowing Lane Merge" or something like that this morning. The dumb bitch sat there for a long ass time waiting for traffic that had just taken off from a red light at the intersection to get by. SHE HAD 1/8th OF A MILE OF LANE IN FRONT OF HER, BUT SHE JUST STOPPED AND WAITED FOR ALL OF THE TRAFFIC FROM THE RED LIGHT TO GO BY BEFORE PULLING OUT. In the meantime, a huge line of traffic piled up behind her.
Last night some dumb cunt ran a redlight while making a right turn. She saw me coming across the intersection and went anyway. I was probably less than 20" from nailing her at 35 MPH. When I passed her I could see that she had two kids in car-seats in the back. Her husband should smack the shit out of her for driving like that with the kids in the car. 2/8/2006 11:36:12 AM |
Grapehead All American 19676 Posts user info edit post |
baby daddy's dont always know these things go on.
its your job, as the male figure present, to smack her around, then write her man a note saying she got out of line, then he can smack her around when he gets home. 2/8/2006 11:40:53 AM |
9one9 All American 21497 Posts user info edit post |
welcome to north carolina 2/8/2006 11:42:12 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
^^ True, but I can't pick up a charge for some other guy's problem. 2/8/2006 11:51:59 AM |
eltownse All American 1851 Posts user info edit post |
"u can hit 90"
I guess I could hit 90 miles an hour in my car. Something about that speed just makes the hair on the back of your neck rise.
I have a '06 TSX with a 2.4L.
[Edited on February 8, 2006 at 12:09 PM. Reason : oops] 2/8/2006 12:09:27 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
yea i mean...even in my slow ass huge fucking suburban i can/do get over the speed of traffic when merging without too much trouble--its really the only safe way to squeeze between ppl and much more convenient for them to let you in that way
in the vette its more like i'll pass your ass on anyway necessary if you dont get the hell out of my way 2/8/2006 12:10:08 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
I CONCUR!! my favorite merging area is from wade merging onto 440 going towards hillsboro. i like to kick it around that curve at about 80 and merge into traffic. it's funny watching peoples faces as i pass by them on the merge lane. 2/8/2006 12:22:12 PM |
Wolfpackman All American 1882 Posts user info edit post |
^ they probably just laugh at you and then make comments about how small your weiner is for driving like that 2/8/2006 1:03:16 PM |
dmann All American 522 Posts user info edit post |
I hate the free flow merge from I-40 West onto Aviation Parkway towards the airport. There are 2 signs that indicate its a free flow merge, one is close to the beginning of the ramp when no one is paying attention, the other is 30 feet down the lane where its already obvious that you don't have to merge.
Always a crapshoot whether the person in front of me has a clue or not.
-- Dave 2/8/2006 3:07:17 PM |
beethead All American 6513 Posts user info edit post |
thats why you have a horn... 2/8/2006 3:10:11 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
I said it once and I'll say it again, "95% of North Carolina drivers CAN'T drive." I honestly don't understand how some of these people got their license. 2/8/2006 3:14:57 PM |
dmann All American 522 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I've got one of those dual air horn + compressor deals, but after driving up that ramp almost every day for a year I've discovered it makes the situation worse, not better. Distracts them enough that they stay stopped even longer trying to decide what to do. 2/8/2006 4:26:48 PM |
Norrin Radd All American 1356 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You know you got to punch it to merge in front of the faster traveling left lane" |
since when is the left lane the fast lane in raleigh? raleigh drivers are so fucking retarded, i swear half of them would have been shot by now in charlotte.
i find that to get anywhere fast you typically have to use the right lane because people in the left lane are only doing the speed limit
oh that brings me to another point...there is not a fast and slow lane....there is a cruising lane and a passing lane....if you are not passing get the fuck out of the left lane2/8/2006 4:31:07 PM |
beethead All American 6513 Posts user info edit post |
^ he makes a good point 2/8/2006 4:54:52 PM |
Maugan All American 18178 Posts user info edit post |
if you people think raleigh drivers are terrible, try going up north.
holy jesus mother of fuck. 2/8/2006 5:03:50 PM |
dannydigtl All American 18302 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Something about that speed [90mph] just makes the hair on the back of your neck rise." |
your joking right?
at least up north they GO. thats all i ask for2/8/2006 5:09:40 PM |
MaximaDrvr
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Quote : | "Something about the speed [90mph] [130mph] just makes the hair on the back of your neck rise." |
Fixed it for them.2/8/2006 5:15:24 PM |
cheerwhiner All American 8302 Posts user info edit post |
i am not to blame........my motto- to get over infront of cars on the interstate you must be going FASTER than the cars on the interstate!! 2/8/2006 5:18:48 PM |
MaximaDrvr
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My parents always used to bitch at me for accelerating when I was changing lanes. I told them that if I am moving into a faster lane, I should be already be going at least as fast as traffic. Also, if I happened to cut somebody off, they would not have to slow down as much. 2/8/2006 5:37:57 PM |
Specter All American 6575 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I love the left entrance merge lane coming onto 440 from Western Blvd. You know you got to punch it to merge in front of the faster traveling left lane." |
Of all the ramps in this area, this is the one I hate the most. I live in Cary and usually take the outer beltline to 64 home. And god DAMN, there is ALWAYS someone in front of me who doesn't realize that they need to pick up the pace when merging in from the left side.
One day, when coming up onto that ramp, I started accelerating up to 75mph so I could breeze by the left lane traffic, when out in front of me, I noticed a car STOPPED with their right turn signal flashing, trying to wait for a clearing in the left lane so they could merge in. I almost slammed into them and knocked them all the way to K-Mart. Good fucking grief.
[Edited on February 8, 2006 at 6:09 PM. Reason : .]2/8/2006 6:09:01 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
^ I've always been afraid of a car being broke down/stopped right in the middle of the curve. Twould suck to be going 60+ around a curve and see one stopped there. 2/8/2006 6:33:30 PM |
Quinn All American 16417 Posts user info edit post |
its my number one pet peve as well while driving 2/8/2006 6:40:32 PM |
eraser All American 6733 Posts user info edit post |
This is as bad as people who wait until the LAST FEW FEET to merge in.
[Edited on February 8, 2006 at 7:03 PM. Reason : heavy traffic] 2/8/2006 7:01:07 PM |
Grapehead All American 19676 Posts user info edit post |
especially when someone has cleared the space to let them in. some car did this tonight coming off western. im like 'wtf? you think something better is gonna come along?' 2/8/2006 7:13:05 PM |
underPSI tillerman 14085 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "oh that brings me to another point...there is not a fast and slow lane....there is a cruising lane and a passing lane....if you are not passing get the fuck out of the left lane
" |
right the fuck on!!
btw--P Nis refuses to drive in any lane other than the left even though he does 60 in a 65. prick.2/8/2006 7:49:13 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
yeah.. you must speed to get onto the interstate... cause if nothing else brakepower >>> engine power usually.
[Edited on February 8, 2006 at 7:53 PM. Reason : .] 2/8/2006 7:52:54 PM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
NC sucks. Once it rains, snows or ice, no matter how much or little, there are like 5 gazillion accidents. And talk about highway drivers. Man, they are so inconsistant that it just boggles the mind if the driver knows what they are doing and can actually read their speedometer.
Last tuesday, I rode all the way down to fayetteville. On the way there, There was a large 18-wheelier truck in the right lane going 60 mph and on the left lane, a green bonniville going the same speed. And this was on I-95 where the speedlimit is like 65-75. I was behind two other cars bumper to bumper behind that slow ass bonniville. I mean speed the fuck up and pass the god damn big rig. And the worst part about it was that the bonniville was in the trucker's blind spot. DOH! I stayed behind them for atleast 15 mins and just got pissed off and lane splitted. 2/8/2006 9:38:53 PM |
Maugan All American 18178 Posts user info edit post |
fuck that, I was in boston last tuesday when it started sleeting and people were loosing control just like they fucking do here. The radio traffic guy comes on and says "ITS SNOWING AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!! NEW ENGLANDERS THINKING THAT THEY CAN DRIVE FASTER!"
They don't "go" up there, they drive just as fast as we do, even slower actually. Also they stop and go.. meaning when they brake, they stand on it.... no gradually coming to a stop. If you can't see the shit in front of the car in front of you, you're going to be held back by your seatbelt.
Fuck Boston
Fuck the NE
Fuck people who think that just because they lived somewhere means that they can drive a 4-wheeled vehicle in slippery shit. 2/8/2006 9:56:41 PM |
Igor All American 6672 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on February 8, 2006 at 10:20 PM. Reason : /]
2/8/2006 9:57:09 PM |
EhSteve All American 7240 Posts user info edit post |
don't you just love the feeling you get when you do something dangerous just to prove a point to some asshole who is in your way? 2/9/2006 9:32:02 AM |
Grapehead All American 19676 Posts user info edit post |
shit yeah
its stupid if you stop and think about it.
but ive endangered my life to prove a point many times.
2/9/2006 9:54:56 AM |
dannydigtl All American 18302 Posts user info edit post |
maugan, thats funny you say that. my friend's dad is from boston and he drives like a damn binary eating robot. ON or OFF. GO! STOP! GO! STOP! not a thing in between. hah so maybe it really is a boston thing
i havent it seen that much in NY though 2/9/2006 10:28:43 AM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
This is pretty damn bad, but what bothers me more is when I'm stuck behind somebody who won't jam on it. I've gotten stuck behind somebody doing 35 on the merge bridge from western onto 440, and he didn't accelerate up to the speed limit in the time that it took me to find a decent gap in the right line and pass him and get all the way down to the exit at walnut st.
I'll also say that while it is kind of weird when people go all the way down to the end of the merge lane to merge (riding that white line over into the cruising lane), it is much worse when people immediately swerve over into your lane doing 40mph right when they hit the dashed line.
[Edited on February 9, 2006 at 10:47 AM. Reason : moo] 2/9/2006 10:46:45 AM |
SbTeAeTrE All American 1409 Posts user info edit post |
I get on any interstate/beltline at around 80, that way i dont have to worry bout the other cars being beside me, i know they will be behind me 2/9/2006 12:00:52 PM |
Wolf2Ranger All American 2615 Posts user info edit post |
If anyone has been on silas creek parkway in W-S, you may have seen this...
The ramp from country club rd. that merges on silas creek going towards 40 DOES NOT END, it goes 1/2 a mile then exits to 40, but yet everyday I will see a car stopped, waiting for a break on silas creek traffic (rare). I have seen people stopped on ramps, but this is just stupid, the lane doesnt end, you have litteraly 1/2 to merge 2/9/2006 12:42:21 PM |
beethead All American 6513 Posts user info edit post |
^ makes me think of wade ave. on the inner loop.. where it picks up that 3rd lane... ppl always try to cut me off b/c they think they have to merge...
also, what's been pissing me off a lot lately.. ppl that drive in the left lane (when not passing) are obviously morons. but the ppl that drive in the next lane over (2nd from left) when its 3+ lanes when theres nobody in the right lane.. wtf is up with that.. get the fuck over!
[Edited on February 9, 2006 at 1:57 PM. Reason : idiots] 2/9/2006 1:56:10 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
The slowest drivers always get in the middle lane. That way they know their lane will never end and they can just follow the taillights of the slow ass in front of them. 2/9/2006 2:26:21 PM |