on the internet?

2/12/2006 12:44:10 AM

Probably hack into the CIA.

2/12/2006 12:45:39 AM

jackleg might know the answer to dis.

2/12/2006 12:47:34 AM

RIAA

2/12/2006 12:50:25 AM

Hack the CIA transferring black ops funds to your account while watching kiddy porn.

2/12/2006 12:50:59 AM

Get the subserviant chicken to jaywalk.

2/12/2006 2:00:54 AM

probably transmitting classified military documents via email to one of our nations enemies

(i.e. treason -- since you can get the death penalty for that and all)

2/12/2006 2:59:38 AM

Figure out a way to simultaneously meltdown all nuclear reactors around the world.

[Edited on February 12, 2006 at 7:26 AM. Reason : .]

2/12/2006 7:23:11 AM

downloading an mp3

2/12/2006 8:48:52 AM

hack the CIA, replace all images on their servers with kiddie porn, while transferring all of their funds to an al-qaeda front company based in communist cuba

2/12/2006 10:41:52 AM

posting in Chit Chat on TWW

2/12/2006 11:37:34 AM

change a wikipedia article about yourself.

2/12/2006 12:04:09 PM

Change the snow announcements.

2/12/2006 12:19:29 PM

^

AHAHAHA

2/12/2006 12:21:14 PM

wardialling

2/12/2006 12:28:09 PM

post pictures of yourself drinking in your dorm room on facebook while making threats to paul cousins in the classifieds section under a topic titled "FS: Marijuana" + all the aforementioned stuff.

2/12/2006 1:23:37 PM

Quote :

"Figure out a way to simultaneously meltdown all nuclear reactors around the world."

the plant process computers are not accessible through the internet because they're not physically attached.

2/12/2006 4:16:42 PM

^
I didn't expect them to be. Nobody said all of this had to be realistic

Another to add to the list ... communicate with aliens to ask them to blow up the Earth.

2/12/2006 4:25:28 PM

move this trash to chit chat

2/12/2006 4:32:26 PM

organize and carry out a terrorist attack

2/12/2006 6:41:29 PM