These are so much better than the hallmark shit. Send this to your GF's email today.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3574

2/14/2006 10:32:29 AM

2/14/2006 10:37:04 AM

best ones

2/14/2006 10:40:12 AM

Those are great!

2/14/2006 10:45:50 AM

The Han Solo One Rocks!!!

2/14/2006 10:57:30 AM

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2/14/2006 11:17:59 AM

^that was my favorite one

2/14/2006 11:19:02 AM

[Edited on February 14, 2006 at 11:23 AM. Reason : many bothans already posted]

2/14/2006 11:22:47 AM

and here I was panicking trying to figure out what I was gonna give my gf today!

2/14/2006 11:55:59 AM

2/14/2006 12:08:49 PM

aha porkins

2/14/2006 12:16:13 PM

2/14/2006 12:18:57 PM

my favorite is this:

2/14/2006 2:19:53 PM

<3 something awful

2/14/2006 2:40:53 PM

ahahahahahaha.

Too bad using these would guarantee lack of sex forever.

2/14/2006 3:45:44 PM

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,18357,00.html?fdnews

i didnt even know he had died

2/14/2006 4:07:32 PM

What do you mean you didn't know?

It just happened today, didn't it?

2/14/2006 5:29:42 PM

nope, last week

2/14/2006 8:16:52 PM

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2/14/2006 8:52:14 PM

Someone make one of Yoda talking to Chewbacca saying "Good relations with the Wookies I have" (quote from Episode III).

2/14/2006 9:32:40 PM