SEQUELS, REMAKES, AND SHITTY MOVIES... OH MY!

or as I like to say, "Who the fuck greenlighted this shit?"

In a somewhat alphabetical order:
CHiPs -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0493405/
Ender's Game -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0400403/
Far Cry -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0400426/
Fear Effect -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0461661/
Gnomeo and Juliet -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0377981/
Horton Hears a Who -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0451079/
Jennifer Government -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0760314/
Kung Fu Panda -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0441773/
Little Mermaid 3 -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0466053/
Madagascar 3 -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0479952/
Puss of Boots -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0448694/
The Simpsons -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0462538/
Sin City 3 -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0458482/
The Smurfs -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/
Untitled Batman Begins Sequel -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/
Voltron -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0472429/

2/14/2006 10:16:28 PM

omg ender's game

2/14/2006 10:32:06 PM

Quote :

"Little Mermaid 3"

2/14/2006 10:33:18 PM

adam sandler can shit out better movies than those

2/14/2006 10:38:13 PM

Quote :

"Untitled Batman Begins Sequel "

Good. The old Batman movies need to be remade with the new Batman Begins-ish style.

2/14/2006 10:47:39 PM

"batman continues"

2/14/2006 10:51:42 PM

I'm praying that Paul Bettany gets the role of Joker.

2/14/2006 10:51:51 PM

Quote :

"Kung Fu Panda"

lol

2/14/2006 10:52:20 PM

hahahahah madagascar 3

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

2/14/2006 11:53:00 PM

whoa what's up with that simpsons movie?

2/14/2006 11:59:47 PM

Voltron. Sweet.

2/15/2006 2:08:54 AM

the madagascar link says madagascar 2

2/15/2006 2:16:35 AM

Gnomeo and Juliet

LOLz

2/15/2006 5:50:17 AM

dude, i cant fuckin wait for sin city 2. That shit is the mad notes.

2/16/2006 1:33:21 AM

ender's game has been on the table for at least ten years now. card won't give up creative control or something and hasn't gotten good scripts or something. i look into it again every year or so. but it's always the same story. i don't think it's ever going to actually happen.

2/16/2006 1:53:06 AM

^ The movie will totally ruin the book

2/16/2006 8:11:51 AM

Wow, they don't even get a lot of the movies that are coming out next year right and you're talking about 2008.

2/16/2006 8:40:51 AM

^^ Actually the fact that he's so determined to get a good script is awesome.

2/16/2006 9:00:57 AM

Uwe Boil is doing both Far Cry and Fear Effect. He needs to be stopped.

I just don't see how making movies out of games can be a good career move.

2/16/2006 9:37:11 AM

ENDERS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!1111111111

2/16/2006 10:05:52 AM

Quote :

"I just don't see how making movies out of games can be a good career move."

people keep giving him money to make movies
people keep complaining about his movies

in the end

uwe boll has all the money, and the rest of the people have nothing but complaints

i think he wins in this case...

2/16/2006 10:46:32 AM

well, when the game's storyline is very entertaining, it's a great idea to make it into a film.....

or a game that's very scary, like Silent Hill - the preview for this looks decent....

2/16/2006 12:31:34 PM

Terminator 4 -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0438488/

3/11/2006 7:42:01 PM

how they gonna do a terminator movie without arnie?

3/11/2006 7:52:49 PM

Quote :

"Ender's Game"

ok, honestly

this is all that matters

3/11/2006 8:51:22 PM

American Dog -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0397892/
The Breathtake -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0421801/
Burt Dickenson, Most Powerful Magician on the Planet Earth -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0790628/
Chad Schmidt -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0446666/
Deathlok -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0365107/
Dirty Dozen -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0780502/
Father Knows Best -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0377908/
Friendly Skies -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0477063/
The Incredible Shrinking Man -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0249596/
Jurassic Park IV -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0369610/
Lone Wolf and Cub -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0367983/
Never Change -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0431285/
The Retreat -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0421241/
RPM -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0338372/
Scared Guys -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0368246/
Sealand -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0438973/
Space Chimps -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0482603/
Star Trek XI -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0796366/
Untitled Eddie Murphy / Romeo and Juliet Project -- http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0415343/

5/6/2006 10:35:07 PM

you got imdb pro?

5/6/2006 11:01:09 PM

this is some outrageous bullshit

5/7/2006 12:32:15 AM

Wow, must they butcher the Star Trek franchise again with another abortion of a movie??!

5/7/2006 2:09:44 AM

Aronofsky doing Lone Wolf and Cub should be interesting, I like the originals

5/7/2006 9:35:27 AM

Space Trek 9!

5/7/2006 3:13:15 PM

Space Chimps

5/7/2006 3:21:14 PM