maddox said it best.

You know what the best thing about knowing that the nerds you picked on will always be more successful, have hotter girlfriends, a home that doesn't have wheels, and a stock portfolio with numbers larger than you can count is? Doesn't matter, get me a coffee.

2/21/2006 2:31:54 PM

um nerds won't ever get hotter girlfriends

2/21/2006 2:46:40 PM

money can buy hot hookers... but you will get AIDS

kthx

2/21/2006 3:02:21 PM

^ money can buy condoms too.

2/21/2006 3:14:39 PM

i'm a "geek," not a nerd

and my girlfriend IS hot (no, i will not provide pics...you people are animals)

2/21/2006 3:29:06 PM

nerds > geeks

fortunately, i'm both so i get double bonus points

2/21/2006 3:30:21 PM

^^ did you use your superior nerd imagination to create her?

2/21/2006 3:47:54 PM

but of course!

2/21/2006 4:37:02 PM

^^ ha

2/21/2006 4:50:32 PM

2/21/2006 5:32:23 PM

^yeah, i had that...stupid image hosting block

2/21/2006 5:33:35 PM

I've seen many a hot girl walking around campus wearing "I heart nerds" shirts.

So I think my chances are pretty good.

2/21/2006 6:01:44 PM

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"and my girlfriend IS hot (no, i will not provide picsscreenshots...you people are animals)"

2/21/2006 6:10:11 PM

2/21/2006 6:15:01 PM

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"I've seen many a hot girl walking around campus wearing "I heart nerds" shirts. So I think my chances are pretty good"

Only if you're hot and only semi-nerd

authentic nerds don't stand a chance

2/21/2006 6:16:14 PM

If you define that picture of Kelly Labrock as hot... sigh... you have such low standards.

2/21/2006 6:19:17 PM

authentic meaning stereotypical?


hey, everyone's definition of sexy is different regardless of what mass-media tells us.

2/21/2006 6:30:14 PM

NERRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

2/21/2006 6:49:57 PM

And this is why Maddox has a webpage and other guys have hot girlfriends.

2/22/2006 1:03:06 AM

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"You know what the best thing about knowing that the nerds you picked on will always be more successful, have hotter girlfriends, a home that doesn't have wheels, and a stock portfolio with numbers larger than you can count is? Doesn't matter, get me a coffee."

will someone please fix the grammar and punctuation please, i can't tell who he's talking about.

first of all out of all the nerds i know, none of them even have girlfriends, and none of them have stock portfolios, and how are they going to be so successful when they can't even find jobs? oh wait, thats geeks... n/m

[Edited on February 22, 2006 at 1:07 AM. Reason : .]

2/22/2006 1:06:30 AM

sorry to burst your bubble, loser, but I have all that shit, and am not a nerd

some of us were born with awesome genes and a silver spoon

haha, you're a loser fucking nerd though

and I'm fucking gorgeous and rich and awesome

2/22/2006 1:19:20 AM

i consider myself a nerd and a geek, and i do pretty well with all that the OP mentioned

my stocks could be better, but im still in school

2/22/2006 1:23:29 AM

its hard to invest enough in a stock at this age to matter. i just max out the roth IRA, and follow the market in my spare time.

2/22/2006 8:36:55 AM

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"And this is why Maddox has a webpage and other guys have hot girlfriends."

that guy wins

2/22/2006 8:46:44 AM

is maxing out the Roth IRA a good thing? i mean, what will it mature into?

-ZiP!-

2/22/2006 8:52:21 AM

investing is for poor people

2/22/2006 9:55:30 AM

There is irony somewhere in the fact that I unintentionally tried to post an image hosted on tripod in this thread about nerds.

2/22/2006 10:13:29 AM

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"And this is why Maddox has a webpage and other guys have hot girlfriends."

2/22/2006 1:20:30 PM

nerds usually have smaller penises - so that is the trade off

2/22/2006 1:23:42 PM

all about the motion of the ocean right?

2/23/2006 3:01:16 PM

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"all about the motion of the ocean right?"

2/23/2006 3:02:00 PM

^^yeah but see what happens when you take your paddleboat out into the ocean

2/23/2006 7:31:03 PM

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"sorry to burst your bubble, loser, but I have all that shit, and am not a nerd some of us were born with awesome genes and a silver spoon haha, you're a loser fucking nerd though and I'm fucking gorgeous and rich and awesome"

Based on you calling yourself gorgeous I'm sure you have a great boyfriend and a fabulous life.

2/23/2006 8:03:56 PM