agentlion All American 13936 Posts user info edit post |
I dont' know if that's necessarily contradictory.
Stupid, short-sited, dogmatic and overly restrictive? Sure. But contradictory? not really
I think the point is, as woody mentioned, they're not necessarily promoting unwanted pregnancy, because I guess good catholics aren't supposed to have sex unless they want a baby. ....So I guess if you're catholic and you want 2 kids in your lifetime, then if you're lucky you only need to have sex twice! better keep those finger's crossed you pick the right day of the month! 3/3/2006 10:20:22 AM |
hempster Suspended 2345 Posts user info edit post |
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, There are Hindus and Mormons and then, There are those that follow Mohammed, But I've never been one of them...
I'm a Roman Catholic, and have been since the day I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics, Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...
You don't have to be a six-footer, You don't have to have a great brain, You don't have to have any clothes on - You're a Catholic the moment dad came...
because...
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground, God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine, God needs everybody's, Mine And mine And mine
Let the Pagan spill theirs, O'er mountain, hill and plain, God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate 3/3/2006 12:19:47 PM |