Ok, if you are producing a live-action movie of the simpsons, who would you cast in the various roles?


Homer Simpson: James Gandolphini (Tony Soprano)
Marge Simpson: Rene Zelwegger
Bart Simpson: One of the Culkin kids
Lisa Simpson: Dakota Fanning
Grandpa Abraham Simpson: Christopher Lloyd
Charles Montgomery Burns: Christopher Walken
Waylon Smithers: Steve Martin
Ned Flanders: Will Ferrell
Moe Szyslak: Steve Bucemi
Chief Wiggum: John Goodman
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: M. Night Shyamalan
Principal Seymour Skinner: Kevin Costner
Barney Gumble: Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Krusty the Clown: Paul Giamatti
Sideshow Mel: David Hyde Pierce
Comic Book Guy: Wayne Knight
Professor Frink: Tom Hulce
Dr. Julius Hibbert: James Earl Jones
Dr. Nick Riviera: Jimmy Smitts
Lenny: Edward Norton
Carl: Danny Glover
Cletus Delroy: Jeff Foxworthy
Reverend Lovejoy: Jeff Goldblum
Groundskeeper Willie: Robert Englund
Mayor Quimby: Martin Sheen
Kent Brockman: Harrison Ford
Snake: Jim Carrey
Otto Mann: Vince Vaughn
Sea Captain McCallister: Jack Palance
Bumblebee Man: Benecio Del Toro
Ranier Wolfcastle: Shwarzeneggar
Edna Krabappel: Sarah Jessica Parker
Anthony Fat Tony Domico: Joe Peci

couldnt think of anyone for Milhouse





[Edited on March 21, 2006 at 3:33 PM. Reason : s;kfs;dk]

3/21/2006 3:29:46 PM

unknowns who look like the characters

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3/21/2006 3:30:49 PM

dont be a fag.

3/21/2006 3:32:33 PM

This thread sucks.

3/21/2006 3:33:41 PM

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"Snake: Jim Carrey"

i'd go with someone more tough

3/21/2006 3:34:20 PM

^^troll troll troll. you're fat.

^ See, snake is tough, but he is funny tough. Given the simpsons humor, i think Jim carrey would be good at this. YOINK

[Edited on March 21, 2006 at 3:35 PM. Reason : SFKS]

3/21/2006 3:34:37 PM

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"Marge Simpson: Rene Zelwegger"

WTF

3/21/2006 3:40:49 PM

cause of her voice

3/21/2006 3:46:34 PM

I like this thread... but I might be inclined for John Goodman for Homer and James Gand. for Fat Tony.

Dr. Julius Hibbert: James Earl Jones

[Edited on March 21, 2006 at 4:42 PM. Reason : GG on Dr.]

3/21/2006 4:42:10 PM

Barney Gumble: Phillip Seymour Hoffman

3/21/2006 5:07:27 PM

This thread is horrible.

3/21/2006 5:09:16 PM

most expensive movie EVER

and seriously bad choices on a bunch of those. goodman would be a better choice for homer, plus he played fred flintstone.

and i really think that luis guzman could pull off bumblebee man...

but a live action Simpsons movie is one of the worst ideas i've ever heard. truly, truly ghastly.

[Edited on March 21, 2006 at 5:28 PM. Reason : think about the voices]

3/21/2006 5:18:52 PM

i like your choices on Ned, Moe, and Otto


but i agree that John Goodman might make a better Homer

3/21/2006 5:20:19 PM

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"This thread is horrible."

3/21/2006 5:28:56 PM

^h8 h8 h8

3/21/2006 5:40:37 PM

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"couldnt think of anyone for Milhouse"

the dude on the right

3/21/2006 6:26:31 PM

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"troll troll troll. you're fat."

I'm healthy.

3/21/2006 6:38:07 PM

John Candy could have pulled off Homer

3/21/2006 6:42:26 PM

the fact that you didn't list william h. macy as ned is a travesty

3/21/2006 7:40:18 PM

^he's too depressed to be ned

3/21/2006 7:43:59 PM

I'd prolly put gay as the role for Homer
then gay as the rest of them too





I hope u die in your sleep tonight and I hope your mother is raped by a murderer then left on the side of a street for starving cats to eat on her bleeding, flesh ridden vagina. bitch

3/21/2006 7:47:40 PM

Chuck Norris as Ned.

Lets face it, he can be happy if you seen him on talkshows and stuff, and plus he's ripped like Ned is.

3/21/2006 7:50:16 PM

when i saw the thread title

i was like, 'god damn i can't believe they're doing that what a stupid idea'

when i saw the first post

i was like, 'god damn i can't believe mr e nigma did that what a stupid idea'

3/21/2006 7:52:25 PM

I agree, but it is fun to imagine what real life person(s) would match the crazy personalities of the simpson community. As long as you imagine....

3/21/2006 7:53:58 PM

James Woods as Principal Skinner

[Edited on March 21, 2006 at 7:58 PM. Reason : .]

3/21/2006 7:56:01 PM

Homer Simpson: Will Ferrell
Marge Simpson: Sarah Silverman
Bart Simpson: Dean Collins
Lisa Simpson: Danielle Fishel
Grandpa Abraham Simpson: Abe Vigoda
Charles Montgomery Burns: Conan O'Brien+makeup
Waylon Smithers: Neil Patrick Harris
Ned Flanders: William H. Macy
Moe Szyslak: Kevin Spacey
Chief Wiggum: Wayne Knight
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Aziz Ansari
Principal Seymour Skinner: Steve Carrell
Barney Gumble: Kyle Gass
Krusty the Clown: Jack Black
Sideshow Bob: Kelsey Grammar
Comic Book Guy: Jorge Garcia
Professor Frink: Rainn Wilson
Dr. Julius Hibbert: Dennis Haysbert
Dr. Nick Riviera: Robert Downey, Jr.
Lenny: Ray Liotta
Carl: Don Cheadle
Cletus Delroy: Kid Rock
Reverend Lovejoy: Bill Paxton
Groundskeeper Willie: Zach Galifinakis
Mayor Quimby: Alec Baldwin
Kent Brockman: Bill Kurtis
Snake: Dane Cook
Otto Mann: Paul Rudd
Sea Captain McCallister: George Clooney
Bumblebee Man: Luis Guzman
Ranier Wolfcastle: Arnold Scwarzenegger
Edna Krabappel: Jane Kaczmarek
Anthony Fat Tony Domico: Tony Sirico
Milhouse: Frankie Muniz

Introducing the first billion dollar budget. Directed by Tim Burton.

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[Edited on March 21, 2006 at 8:11 PM. Reason : sp]

3/21/2006 8:10:34 PM

Eddie Murphy as everyone.

3/21/2006 8:15:35 PM

^I concede

3/21/2006 8:17:06 PM

Courtney Love as Cletus Delroy's wife/sister

3/21/2006 8:22:23 PM

BARRING POSTS THAT CRITICIZE THIS THREAD

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"Eddie Murphy as everyone."

IS THE BEST POST IN HERE

3/21/2006 8:55:25 PM

i heard paul from the wonder years died just recently

3/21/2006 8:59:33 PM

You heard wrong.

3/21/2006 9:35:19 PM

who could play Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney and the other guy, whats his name, Dolph?

3/21/2006 9:38:23 PM

Homer Simpson: Clive Owen
Marge Simpson: Liv Tyler
Bart Simpson: Frankie Munez
Lisa Simpson: Amanda Bynes
Grandpa Abraham Simpson: Gene Hackman
Charles Montgomery Burns: Woody Allen
Waylon Smithers: Kevin Kline
Ned Flanders: Kevin Costner
Moe Szyslak: Ewan McGregor
Chief Wiggum: Larry the Cable Guy
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Denzel Washington
Principal Seymour Skinner: Keanu Reeves
Barney Gumble: Chow Yun-Fat
Krusty the Clown: Shawn Wayans
Sideshow Mel: Freddy Prince Jr
Comic Book Guy: Chris Kline
Professor Frink: Tim Allen
Dr. Julius Hibbert: Wesley Snipes
Dr. Nick Riviera: Carlos Mencia
Lenny: Robin Williams
Carl: Nick Cannon
Cletus Delroy: Kelsey Grammar
Reverend Lovejoy: Tom Cruise
Groundskeeper Willie: Mike Meyers
Mayor Quimby: Michael Madsen
Kent Brockman: David Cross
Snake: Sean William Scott
Otto Mann: Luke Wilson
Sea Captain McCallister: Jason Lee
Bumblebee Man: John Leguizamo
Ranier Wolfcastle: Jean-Claude Van Damme
Edna Krabappel: Jessica Alba
Anthony Fat Tony Domico: Billy Crystal

3/21/2006 10:04:07 PM

let us all pray to jesus, hashem, allah, buddah, vishnu or whatever other diety you worship that a live action simpsons movie is NEVER made

3/21/2006 10:05:03 PM

^^ That is actually a better list than the first one.

3/21/2006 10:06:23 PM

hahaha

3/21/2006 10:08:32 PM

fuck nick cannon

3/21/2006 10:36:56 PM

Thanks for explaining who James Gandolfini is.

3/21/2006 10:44:47 PM

don't you mean

gandolphini

3/21/2006 10:46:05 PM

I'm surprised no one has posted this yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw

3/22/2006 2:22:11 AM

i think the 2nd list is pretty damn good.

3/22/2006 2:44:01 AM

[Edited on March 22, 2006 at 2:59 AM. Reason : durr.]

3/22/2006 2:56:37 AM

william h. macy is definitely the best character so far

3/22/2006 2:59:42 AM

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"Bart Simpson: One of the Culkin kids"

You're about a decade and a half late on this one...

Truth is, I'd keep him animated. Nobody can be Bart.

3/22/2006 3:17:52 AM

^actually there are lots more culkans. One of them was in Signs

3/22/2006 9:08:54 AM