He's got 25 millions reasons not to

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2386416


Kind of a lot if you ask me. 5 mil a year should be reserved for Super Bowl winners.

But it doesn't count against the salary cap, so GG John.

3/27/2006 7:13:54 PM

i bet he still shops there

cause he's that kinda guy

3/27/2006 7:22:19 PM

Quote :

"You like these shoes? I got 'em on sale!"

3/27/2006 7:23:24 PM

i saw him and his family at round robins, a burger place near where i worked.

that is all.

3/27/2006 7:23:48 PM

Geez, Brian, where do you think we are? Payless?

3/27/2006 7:45:45 PM

good for him. Fox is the best thing that ever happened to the panthers.

except for their cheerleaders having sex with each other

3/27/2006 7:46:30 PM

he used to wear a bib for his tobacco juice stains

someone told him that was small time

now he just swallows it whole

3/27/2006 8:53:48 PM

i think this calls for rememberances of brasky proportions

3/27/2006 9:07:41 PM

Before John Fox went there, they were called the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands.

3/27/2006 9:10:40 PM

the Panthers use John Fox's toenail clippings as blocking sleds

3/27/2006 9:16:14 PM

Before John Fox goes to bed, he doesn't check his closet for the boogeyman. The boogeyman checks his closet for John Fox

3/27/2006 9:21:19 PM

John Fox's tears can cure AIDS. problem is that john fox has never and will never cry.

3/27/2006 9:27:43 PM

one time when i was in downtown charlotte, i was trying to get back to independence blvd

wearing a loin cloth made of brawny paper towels circa 1989, john fox lifted 5th st from the ground and inserted it under 277

3/27/2006 9:30:54 PM

ha ok that one was funny

3/27/2006 9:33:34 PM

John Fox doesn't draw up plays. The X's and O's assemble themselves out of fear

3/27/2006 9:33:35 PM

each game ball is made from the leather which was once John Fox's nutsack.

3/27/2006 9:34:19 PM

John Fox once slammed a revolving door

3/27/2006 9:37:38 PM

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat John Fox. Foxy showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

3/27/2006 9:42:41 PM

John Fox counted to infinity....twice

3/27/2006 9:50:48 PM

remember when john fox coached at the pro bowl

good times

3/28/2006 1:31:20 PM

what a great thread

3/28/2006 1:35:55 PM

Did I ever tell you about the time John Fox took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Fox takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Fox yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!

3/28/2006 10:56:46 PM

His First Name is John......................I'm drunk

3/28/2006 11:01:18 PM

John Fox isn't hung like a horse. A horse is hung like John Fox.

3/29/2006 8:28:32 AM

^hahaha, john fox isn't as badass as chuck norris, chuck norris is as badass as Fox

3/29/2006 10:50:06 AM

Steve Smith was originally 4'-9" tall until John Fox stretched him to become the receiver he is today....

3/29/2006 11:07:52 AM

^lol

3/29/2006 11:11:42 AM

John Fox once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills.





They made him blink

3/29/2006 11:12:17 AM

John Fox didn't fire Todd Sauerbrun. He punted him to the next team. Literally.

3/29/2006 11:38:27 AM

and Denver is a mile high, wrap your head around that shit

3/29/2006 12:57:08 PM

rack room has good deals--lots of 2 for 1 stuff

if when i become a millionaire, i will continue to look for good deals. i'm all about the ROI

3/29/2006 1:02:50 PM

Quote :

"John Fox isn't hung like a horse. A horse is hung like John Fox."

lol

3/29/2006 1:13:00 PM

ya he can start saving up to retire early...after he wins a super bowl

3/29/2006 1:26:03 PM

John Fox doesn't sleep... he waits

3/29/2006 1:32:11 PM

John Fox doesn't have to lift weights. The weights are so scared they jump for him.

3/29/2006 1:38:28 PM

this thread is quality.

3/29/2006 1:42:40 PM

John Fox doesn't drive to work. The Earth moves under him to get him where he needs to go.

3/29/2006 1:51:08 PM

When a Carolina Panthers game was aired in France, the French surrendered to John Fox just to be on the safe side.

[Edited on March 29, 2006 at 2:03 PM. Reason : ]

3/29/2006 2:03:05 PM

^awesome!

3/29/2006 2:10:25 PM

i'm not ready to see this thread die.....bttt

3/30/2006 2:10:36 AM

John Fox washes his hands by sticking them straight into the sun.

3/30/2006 10:33:17 AM

John Fox doesn't teach plays to his players. He simply controls them from the sideline.

3/30/2006 11:07:19 AM

Deshaun Foster's ankles don't get broken by opposing players. John Fox looks at them.



[Edited on March 30, 2006 at 11:16 AM. Reason : .]

3/30/2006 11:15:09 AM

John Fox can, in fact, judge a book by its cover

3/30/2006 12:23:16 PM

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. John Fox killed the cat by passing within 12 miles of it.

3/30/2006 12:35:20 PM

Jesus walks on water, but John Fox walks on Jesus

3/30/2006 12:38:20 PM

John Fox wakes up every morning and shoots himself in the head to make sure he's "still got it"

3/30/2006 12:42:33 PM

John Fox was once hit in the arm with a knife. The knife bled and cried.

3/30/2006 1:10:10 PM

All the kids in Charlotte love John Fox.

Because he fathered each and every one of them.

3/30/2006 6:56:32 PM

John Fox is the reason Waldo is always hiding

3/30/2006 7:13:30 PM