Calling you out bitches who throw you cigs out the window!

Some old guy at a stop light in front of me at an off ramp (airport bld/I40) threw a cigarette out the window. I parked the bike, walked up, picked up the cigarette , and handed it to him saying "sir, you dropped this". Then I got back on my bike and he proceeded to go 35mph in a 45mph zone for like a mile, he prolly thought I was an off duty cop or something. Funny as hell. He was stunned and held the cigarette in his hand for the whole way. His wife was in the passenger seat too.

4/7/2006 1:10:57 PM

snakes on a plane?

4/7/2006 1:16:52 PM

i would have just passed you and flicked it at your face

4/7/2006 1:19:02 PM

lewlz, it is considered littering.

4/7/2006 1:43:11 PM

heh that's pretty funny. you could have gotten your ass beat for that

4/7/2006 1:45:29 PM

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"i would have just passed you and flicked it at your face"

He was in front of me. He turned off the road a mile down. Besides, I could take on a 50 yr old fat man... I do have my knife on my key chain.

4/7/2006 1:49:40 PM

by the time you remembered you had a knife you would be on the ground with a crushed throat

4/7/2006 1:52:17 PM

now that shits funny

4/7/2006 1:53:52 PM

It would have taken him a decade to open the door and waddle out of the pontiac.

4/7/2006 1:55:16 PM

I would have liked to have seen you hand him that shit. I can't stand it when people flick cigs out the window, especially when they hit my fucking vehicle.

4/7/2006 2:07:13 PM

OH NOES A PIECE OF PAPER AND FUZZ HIT MY CAR

4/7/2006 2:57:54 PM

generally i don't mind, but with this dry weather and the wind today a cig butt can be a real fire hazzard.

4/7/2006 2:59:58 PM

pussies

4/7/2006 3:07:37 PM

JBaz claims he does all this ballsy shit.

I'm suprised people haven't called him out on it.

4/7/2006 3:11:14 PM

Because I actually do the shit I talk about. If I say I'm going to try a stand up wheelie, I'll try it (and we all know how that turned out )

btw, I did breakdance in front of that cop after being pulled over. I got 3 witnesses!

[Edited on April 7, 2006 at 3:15 PM. Reason : ]

4/7/2006 3:14:02 PM

i think if someone tried to hand me a cigarette i would just stare at them and start to laugh

4/7/2006 3:17:31 PM

I was thinking the guy would roll up his window, but he was def suprised.

4/7/2006 3:27:41 PM

"It would have taken him a decade to open the door and waddle out of the pontiac."

lolz waddle outta the car

the only way the fat person would win if both of u were standing in front of a donut.

4/7/2006 3:30:06 PM

or if he swung a lead pipe to his face

4/7/2006 3:37:11 PM

^where is he going to get a lead pipe? It looked like he was struggling to breath while sitting down...

4/7/2006 3:41:34 PM

under his seat

4/7/2006 3:44:10 PM

nigga i flick cigs at gas stations when i ride by

4/7/2006 3:49:16 PM

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"the only way the fat person would win if both of u were standing in front of a donut."

you mean if Jeff was standing between him and the donut

4/7/2006 3:55:18 PM

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"JBaz claims he does all this ballsy shit. I'm suprised people haven't called him out on it."

that guy on the left looks like the least ballsy guy i've ever seen

but thats just me

[Edited on April 7, 2006 at 4:00 PM. Reason : ]

4/7/2006 4:00:14 PM

ok, yeah i would definately laugh

4/7/2006 4:02:25 PM

^^^ yeah haha that's what i meant, i think im going to carry a bag of dunkin donuts in the trunk of my bike lol so whenever i get pulled over i can say... is there some way we can work this out...

and the officer is like "bribery is... (then i pop my trunk and pull the bag out) awesome, thank you and have a nice day "

4/7/2006 4:04:36 PM

haha, Jeff you'd get your ass kicked.

4/7/2006 4:40:38 PM

your bike has a trunk?

4/7/2006 4:50:50 PM

haha yes i can fit just about a bag of donuts in it that's it. all newer sport bikes have them, my hawk didnt jeffs f2 has one but u have to take the whole seat off. on sport bikes the rear pass seat comes off and that is the "trunk"

4/7/2006 4:53:13 PM

well go fuck a goat

i want a trunk

4/7/2006 4:54:13 PM

better than

Smokers on the water!

4/7/2006 4:54:17 PM

SNAKES ON A BOAT?

4/7/2006 5:06:05 PM

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"OH NOES A PIECE OF PAPER AND FUZZ HIT MY CAR"

I'm talking about when it's lit dumbass. Not to mention that it's pretty fucking disrespectful regardless.

[Edited on April 7, 2006 at 5:22 PM. Reason : -SaabTurbo]

4/7/2006 5:22:01 PM

OH NOES A SMALL EMBER HIT MY CAR

4/7/2006 5:25:03 PM

I throw mine out the window exclusively, my car doesn't have an ash tray

4/7/2006 7:44:03 PM

I wonder what the legality of throwing it back in his car would be?

4/7/2006 7:47:33 PM

it can get you when you are on a bike, im not a big fan either. i mean i dont mind people tossing it but check your fuckin rearviews before you do

4/7/2006 7:48:56 PM

I've been hit 1/2 dozen times while riding on the bike by cigs. Also, people don't know about crazy asians. Then again, this country is filled with ignorant people.

My F2 does not have a truck. The RR and the gixxer does, but the RR is only big enough to fit one glove in there, not a pair.

4/7/2006 8:34:06 PM

get over it


that being said, i dont believe in smoking in your car. yes the little lighter(s) and ashtray(s) are convienent but it stinks up your shit bigtime. also, i hate when stupid white trash bitches think the sunroof is a fancy ashtray.

4/7/2006 9:32:27 PM