http://money.cnn.com/2006/04/24/news/funny/monopoly/index.htm?cnn=yes

dumb

just be happy you're one of the most popular board games in the universe

4/24/2006 3:44:29 PM

Hahaha. Idiocy.

"You just landed on Times Square with two hotels. You owe me $4,000,000."

LAME.

4/24/2006 3:49:15 PM

i wish it could be in £s

-ZiP!-

4/24/2006 3:51:21 PM

i like the railroads switching to airports idea

4/24/2006 3:54:02 PM

Also, WhyTF is it called "Here & Now"? Unless Reynolds Coliseum is on it, I'm no closer to Times Square and Rodeo Drive than I am to Atlantic City.

[Edited on April 24, 2006 at 4:02 PM. Reason : d]

4/24/2006 4:01:55 PM

I dont mind the airports. What I think is a crock is that there may be 2 cities that will be represented by baseball fields: Wrigley (Chicago) and Fenway (Boston)

4/24/2006 4:02:13 PM

nobody in america knows anything else about boston

4/24/2006 4:08:16 PM

Quote :

"Property values will rise, money will be in higher denominations and "Community Chest" and "Chance" cards will reflect more modern scenarios."

ahaha got a chance card reading "youre black, the president hates you. Ignored by FEMA, get the fuck out the game and turn in your money"

4/24/2006 4:17:37 PM

the whites got treated better in monopoly too - oh my

not like blacks buy board games anyways - they just need dice right?

4/24/2006 4:21:05 PM

i cant shoot dice for shit

but gimmie a deck of cards and i'd bust some spades or tunk like a motherfucker

4/24/2006 4:23:53 PM

OH SHIT

TUNK JUST GOT MENTIONED

4/24/2006 4:27:04 PM