25 TD's 35 picks, and 10 blowjobs by FOX commentators, including a record 4 by Joe Buck

4/25/2006 11:27:26 PM

19 TD's, each thrown really hard.
32 INT's, each thrown really hard.
38% really hard completion percentage.
5 receivers with the wind knocked out of them(because he throws the ball really(badly) hard).
2 extra endorsements from recievers who have never played with him but want to look better than they are(mostly, they're impressed that Bret Favre can throw the ball really hard).
3 wins
13 losses
1 more offseason to contemplate retirement

4/25/2006 11:33:03 PM

0 TDs 0 INTs 0 yards passing 0 snaps.

4/25/2006 11:37:29 PM

1 ticket to canton

4/25/2006 11:46:13 PM

^Only if he breaks the INT's record. Then he goes in, no questions.

4/25/2006 11:46:51 PM

19 TDs
29 INTs
4 Fumbles
3 cumshots on Paul Maguire

4/26/2006 2:02:13 AM