For those who still keep up with WWE, Johnny from the Spirit Squad (Johnny Jeter) is being hazed by John Cena, Umaga and his manager, and Carlito. Umaga is chopping the shit out of Johnny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXImc3q7uH4

4/26/2006 5:29:01 PM

UMAGA!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHA

4/26/2006 6:32:51 PM

ouch


III

4/26/2006 7:47:30 PM

I don't get it. Like a pro wrestler has never taken a chop before?

4/26/2006 9:38:58 PM

cool?

4/26/2006 11:06:56 PM

weak..


however, Umaga has been added to my vocabulary as an interjection.

4/26/2006 11:19:33 PM

Dude those chops can hurt like a MO-FO

4/27/2006 8:01:32 AM

right, but everyone in the E gets chopped a lot harder than that in the ring

4/27/2006 8:35:11 AM

See Benoit, Chris. Any match with him in it. His opponent gets it way worse than that. Except his WCW matches against Sid, because Sid was too big a pussy to take chops from Benoit.

Also, check out some really old Flair matches or virtually anything from Japan. Those are some stiff shots. Drink.

4/27/2006 10:36:06 AM

yeah, unless the chest is bleeding solely because of the chops, it's mild.

I'm now pretty damn confident that Umaga wasn't a character until that taping. It was just some drunk shit they yelled for the fuck of it, then Vince walked in and lightbulbs went off in his head.

UMAGA!!!

[Edited on April 27, 2006 at 11:26 AM. Reason : .]

4/27/2006 11:25:52 AM

you sure? i couldve sworn i saw his on screen manager during that video

4/27/2006 11:32:21 AM

I know... a large degree of that was sarcasm

4/27/2006 11:34:46 AM

i think vince is gonna be kinda pissed that this video got out. sets a bad precedent.

4/27/2006 11:43:12 AM

Are you kidding? This vid is going to be what gets Umaga over. Fans will stop "woo"-ing after each chop and start screaming "UMAGA!!!"

I know I'm going to start doing that on Monday nights...

Edit: Flair's bleeding chest isn't from chops, it's from decomposition. And he can still go better than at least half the roster.

[Edited on April 27, 2006 at 11:50 AM. Reason : chest blood! UMAGA!]

4/27/2006 11:48:23 AM

this should be in sportstalk

4/27/2006 10:28:03 PM

No, it's right where it belongs.

4/27/2006 10:32:14 PM

UMAGA!!!

4/27/2006 11:07:37 PM

BUKKAKE!!!

er.. eh...

UMAGA!!!

4/28/2006 1:54:23 AM

Quote :

"And he can still go better than at least half the roster. "

Testify!!!!!!!

4/28/2006 2:27:27 PM

Iron Sheik should have fucked his ass and made him humble

4/28/2006 2:38:16 PM

I realize we're talking about grown men in tights greasing themselves up and rolling around for the entertainment of a mostly male audience...but let's ease up on the gay here, Derek.

4/28/2006 4:43:57 PM

^^roflchopper

4/28/2006 4:55:01 PM