Just some entertainment for the bored.

NEW SONG I AM WORKING ON THAT IS ONLY 1/4th DONE:

Limp Like Shrimp

My Dick is Limp Like Shrimp
Cuz I'm a Wimp Not a Pimp

My Dick is Limp Like Shrimp
Cuz I'm a Wimp Not a Pimp

Somebody grab a ruler cuz my dick is getting shorter
Everytime I drink from the cooler it goes down by a quarter
If it keeps getting smaller It'll soon be fit for a chank
I'll give yah 10 dollars to give my dick a hard yank
Pull it real hard so that it lenghtens out like a snake
But don't be a retard n try to release my blue ball cake

THISSSS BITCHHH

THISSSS BITCHHH
THISSSS BICHHHH

SHE SUCK ON MY DICK AND LIKES TO GIVE ME SUM
BUT THE CHICK SO SICK SHE SWALLOMS MY CUM
SHE LICK IT ALL UP IN HER GREASY MOUTH
THIS THICK SICK TRICK IS FROM THA DIRTY SOUTH

THISSSS BITCHHH
THISSSS BICHHHH

SHE PLAYS WITH MY BOUNCY NUTS AND MY BIG KNOB
BUT THE MUTT SUCH A SLUT SHE'D GIVE YOU ALL A BLOWJOB
SHE STRUTS ON THE CORNER BY A STREET LIGHT POLE
THIS BIG BUTT SLUT IS ON A FULL-TIME DICK PATROL

THISSSS BITCHHH
THISSSS BICHHHH

SHE RUBS ON MY SACK AND THEN PULLS ON MY COCK
BUT THE HACK TOUCHED MY ASS CRACK SO I SHOT HER WITH MY GLOCK
SHE BACKS OFF ME AND FALLS TO THE GROUND
THIS WHACK BLACK QUACK WILL NEVER BE FOUND

kinda like the stripper story except in this she gets shot
unfortunately, im not into happy endings

myspace.com/thasandniga ADD ME

FYI - in reality, my dick is not limp or shrimp cuz I got me some big nutz

[Edited on April 30, 2006 at 12:03 PM. Reason : change]


[Edited on April 30, 2006 at 12:04 PM. Reason : oh had to add that]

4/30/2006 11:53:08 AM

ntlb

4/30/2006 12:03:48 PM

"Magnificent."

4/30/2006 12:06:18 PM

THE BIGGEST NUTZ YOU'LL EVER SEE BITCHES

4/30/2006 12:07:27 PM

^^ ahaha


sand nigger, dude, stop posting this crap in the lounge, chit chat is where you need to be.

[Edited on April 30, 2006 at 12:15 PM. Reason : damn]

4/30/2006 12:13:54 PM

the obvious next turn for the story is to fuck her right after you shot her

4/30/2006 12:57:19 PM

nah keep this in the lounge

we don't need any weak ass rhymes in chit chat

4/30/2006 1:05:18 PM

Everytime I read one of this guy's posts, I feel like I'm in a goddamn AOL chatroom.

4/30/2006 1:10:09 PM

an AOL chat room for 12 year olds.

step 1: Speak english
step 2: Don't post at all

4/30/2006 1:11:36 PM

Po, Po, Po Po ZAO

4/30/2006 1:43:33 PM

^Thought the same thing...

4/30/2006 2:41:30 PM

ohhh my my some of u have no respect for gooood comedy
im on the road to starrrrrdome and when i get stardome im gon get
yo mom to give me dome
at my home
then make the bitch buy me car chrome

yah aight that's all i got for that 1
im up out
pEaCe

4/30/2006 6:21:01 PM

woodfoot for entertaiment mod

4/30/2006 9:58:31 PM

Quote :

"Limp Like Shrimp"

hot, keep it up

4/30/2006 10:00:57 PM

yeah, keep postin your shit. you aint got no copy right either, imma steal all this shit...watch me

4/30/2006 10:03:01 PM

add me as your friend on myspace
http://www.myspace.com/jonhguth

4/30/2006 11:54:52 PM

DONT DO IT ^HIS DAD IS A FAGGOT

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!!!!

4/30/2006 11:56:28 PM

is this you


?

4/30/2006 11:57:30 PM

lol

yep, thats the kid

4/30/2006 11:58:38 PM

so thats you

4/30/2006 11:59:15 PM

in a nutshell

im cute aint I?

no wait...d'oh

5/1/2006 12:02:51 AM

>.<

5/1/2006 12:06:04 AM

thats why your father is a dukey-packer!!!

a terd mechanic

[Edited on May 1, 2006 at 12:12 AM. Reason : .]

5/1/2006 12:08:14 AM