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BWAHAHAHA.... OH YES.... THERE WILL BE BLOOD

5/16/2006 11:05:45 PM

Suzanne sucks pussy!!!

5/16/2006 11:07:45 PM

i'm pretty sure this would do like MOUNTAINS better in chit chat

of course if you had made it in chit chat, you would have been directed to the, likely, dozens of movie quote threads...

5/16/2006 11:18:28 PM

if someone quotes napoleon dynamite i will poop in your throat

5/16/2006 11:19:41 PM

I don't understand a word you just said.

^55555 posts. crazy

[Edited on May 16, 2006 at 11:42 PM. Reason : fhds]

5/16/2006 11:20:44 PM

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?









The same thing that happens to everything else
(assuming ridiculous = bad)

5/16/2006 11:34:58 PM

I like the already bad quotes that get the USA censorship dubbing treatment.

I actually heard a guy yell "suck my toe" one time.

5/16/2006 11:39:36 PM

I don't feel any poop in my throat.

5/16/2006 11:44:27 PM

Quote :

"Memorable Quotes from Short Circuit (1986) Ben Jabituya: I am thinking she is a virgin. Or at least she used to be. Ben Jabituya: With excitement like this, who is needing enemas? Newton Crosby: Where are you from, anyway? Ben Jabituya: Bakersfield, originally. Newton Crosby: No, I mean your ancestors. Ben Jabituya: Oh, them. Pittsburgh. Ben Jabituya: Newton, we are wasting valueless time here. Ben Jabituya: I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run. Ben Jabituya: I am standing here beside myself. Ben Jabituya: Ooooooh. Her pants are blazing for you, Newton Crosby. Newton Crosby: Will you grow up? Ben Jabituya: I am sporting a tremendous woody. "

whoever wrote this script is awesome.......and so is this guy.....




[Edited on May 17, 2006 at 12:15 AM. Reason : .]

5/17/2006 12:14:17 AM

you make me want to be a better man

5/17/2006 12:26:14 AM

Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.

5/17/2006 1:37:09 AM

I wish I knew how to quit you.

5/17/2006 1:39:39 AM

My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching in front of her house, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny-dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other hand jobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

5/17/2006 1:45:38 AM

Pulp Fiction. The whole damn movie...

5/17/2006 2:11:12 AM

Poolhall Junkies: Because somewhere on the edge of the 8-ball waits a man's soul.

5/17/2006 3:37:55 AM

Quote :

"Keno : Hey which of you lovely ladies gets to ride with me tonight? Girl : Dream on, Dweeb. Keno : Okay, and when I do I'll dream of someone a little thinner"

[Edited on May 17, 2006 at 3:53 AM. Reason : eh, u can chase the red x if you wanna see it]

5/17/2006 3:53:15 AM

5/17/2006 3:54:37 AM

If we're talking ridiculous in the so-bad-how-did-this-ever-get-approved-by-a-studio sort of way, then the entirety of Dude Where's My Car.

5/17/2006 12:23:00 PM

any line from bill paxon in aliens.

any of them.

5/17/2006 12:31:19 PM

The 5th Element is love

5/17/2006 12:41:09 PM

Private Hudson: What do you mean "they cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!

Hudson: I am ready man, check it out, I am the ULTIMATE bad ass. State-of-the-bad-ass-art. You do not want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate bad-asses will protect you. Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx...FWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic, electronic, BALL breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharpsticks...

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on May 17, 2006 at 12:45 PM. Reason : !!!!!!!]

5/17/2006 12:44:58 PM

It's like his death birthday

5/17/2006 12:56:24 PM

i don't have time

for this mickey mouse

hobblysquash

5/17/2006 12:59:00 PM

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

5/17/2006 1:12:06 PM

Quote :

"I like the already bad quotes that get the USA censorship dubbing treatment."

yippee-kay-aye mister falcon

5/17/2006 1:27:44 PM

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

-Jesse Ventura, Predator

5/17/2006 1:44:00 PM

Daddy, would you like some sausage?

5/17/2006 2:12:56 PM

Bonjour, mesdames et monsiuers. Yesterday we have learned the correct way how to boil water. Today we will learn the correct way how to crack an egg. Voila! An egg. Now, an egg is not a stone; it is not made of wood, it is a living thing. It has a heart. So when we crack it, we must not torment it. We must be merciful and execute it quickly, like with the guillotine.

5/17/2006 2:20:36 PM

5/17/2006 2:27:45 PM

"I'm a fighter pilot, I belong in the air"

5/17/2006 4:12:45 PM

"Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, and Doctor - well, did we miss anyone?"

5/17/2006 4:29:00 PM

I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank.

5/17/2006 6:23:34 PM

Wow Simply Irresistable was a great film!!!


nm i think i got the wrong idea.

5/17/2006 7:31:10 PM

now I will kill you until you die from it.

5/17/2006 8:32:27 PM

Quote :

"yippee-kay-aye mister falcon"

Where ... is.. this one from?

5/18/2006 12:42:14 AM

I'm thinking it's from Die Hard, the part where Bruce Willis says "Yippie-kay-aye, motherfucker" to the bad guys over the radio.

5/18/2006 1:21:45 AM

"Oh boy, pizza! Let's dig in." - Dee Dee Ramone, Rock 'n' Roll High School

5/18/2006 1:24:08 AM

^^die hard 2, on FX, when he lights the fuel on fire leading to the plane

5/18/2006 2:25:05 AM

i remember watching die hard 2 one time on tv and that line was dubbed as, "yippee-kay-aye, my friend", with the my friend part in a completely different tone. still joke about that one as the most memorable dub.

5/18/2006 3:46:26 AM

^hahah i remember that.
The voice over was clearly done by a man much better suited to doing Mr.T impressions as well

5/18/2006 6:11:04 AM

Random Soldier: What am I supposed to do, smell them coming?
Matrix: Why not? I did.

5/18/2006 12:39:46 PM