This is going to be so terrible. I don't know what the WWE was thinking putting it against the Da Vinci Code.

5/18/2006 11:13:56 PM

I had four free passes to go see that tonight.

I passed though.

5/18/2006 11:22:24 PM

first time i've been to the movies in a long time where most of the audience was laughing through most of the movie

5/18/2006 11:59:08 PM

OH MAH GAWD KING. KANE HAS GOT THA URN!!!

5/19/2006 1:15:05 AM

Hey, that's my JR line.

^^ Did you see The Village? Shit was a laugh fest. Then an angry Indian turned around and tried to scold me.

[Edited on May 19, 2006 at 1:26 AM. Reason : d]

5/19/2006 1:22:19 AM

^^^see that's fun. that's why i wanna see it. at 1.50 theater.

5/19/2006 2:06:13 AM

Quote :

"This is going to be so terrible. I don't know what the WWE was thinking putting it against the Da Vinci Code. releasing it."

5/19/2006 2:16:25 AM

my local theater isn't even showing. instead we've got da vinci code and over the hedge showing on two screens each

5/19/2006 3:45:22 AM

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"Sadly, Kane has all the cinematic presence of a shaved ape, and possesses acting skills that make Vin Diesel look like vintage 1974 Pacino."

ouch.

5/19/2006 7:53:09 AM

5/19/2006 8:17:01 AM

the only way i see this move is if i am promised a cameo by this guy:

5/19/2006 9:39:06 AM

beatsunc knows whats up

oh yeah
wtf is this thread about?

[Edited on May 19, 2006 at 9:57 AM. Reason : `]

5/19/2006 9:57:37 AM

Quote :

"I don't know what the WWE was thinking putting it against the Da Vinci Code."

They were thinking two things:

1. No one's going to watch it, now we have an excuse.
2. Maybe people that go to the theater to find Da Vinci Colde sold out will settle for a this since they're already there.

5/19/2006 10:01:58 AM

something tells me....just a thought...that this isnt in the same genre or marketed to the same ppl as the da vinci code...just a thought

5/19/2006 10:30:40 AM

^

5/19/2006 12:03:15 PM

^^but if it's all that's left, people that don't want to wait 4 hours for the next showing of da vinci code might see this instead.... you never know, it's bound to happen

5/19/2006 12:40:47 PM

something tells me that some pair of 55 year olds arent gonna be like...oh snap dey outs of tickets, lets go watch kane kill ppl with a hookchain.

5/19/2006 12:56:58 PM

True, but a group of 20-somethings that spend much more $texas on movies will say "Oh dear, Estell, the Da Vinci Code is sold out. Well, heavens, why don't we check out that generic-looking horror movie. We at least know what we're going to get out of it."

5/19/2006 1:06:24 PM

LOLOL

You kids are joking right? Kane is the evil dude in the movie.

Man am I uber-glad I didn't waste my time last night.

5/19/2006 1:21:54 PM

WWE Raw tickets just went on sale for show down in fayettenam at the end of June. Git em while they are hot

5/20/2006 10:11:05 AM

no shit..... seriously that scenario has played out several times just Friday when I was at work.

Box office person: I'm sorry, that Da Vinci code is sold out, and so is the next one...
person buying tickets: (a few moments later) ok, let me get two for See No Evil then

sometimes they bought see no evil and the next available da vinci code


It's not that uncommon for film companies to release a shitty movie from the bottom of their shelves at the same time a sell out blockbuster is being released simply to gain money from the overflow.

Even if they don't target the same audience it happens more often that you'd think.

5/20/2006 7:25:39 PM

This film seriously looks like the most generic horror film ever made.

5/20/2006 8:01:46 PM

so is kane blind in the movie? where's that title coming from?

i've seen tv commercials, but i didnt pick up on any kind of "plot"

5/21/2006 12:01:25 AM

^he kills sinners...that's about all i know

5/21/2006 12:03:31 AM

Quote :

"I don't know what the WWE was thinking putting it against the Da Vinci Code."

i think anyone in the WWE fanbase is much more likely to see this than Da Vinci Code

5/21/2006 12:44:33 AM

So, have you ever sat around and just thought to yourself:

What would it look like if some huge guy killed some hot slutty chick by forcing her to swallow a cell phone? And not some tiny little cell phone, like Zack Morris could have given her this phone….

If a girl is dangling from a fire hose upside down and is bleeding terribly….and she is just hovering over the ground and a pack of starving wild dogs come up, would they start to eat her alive?

How would it look like to have someones eyes pulled out of the sockets…..and can you make this look different 8 times in one movie. Now that’s 2 eyes per person, so can you show 16 eyes being gouged out in one movie?

Hey…and how about afterwards….a dog can come by and piss into an empty eye socket! What would that be like?

What…..I’m the only one?



Ohh well, Atleast these questions were answered for me tonight when I watched See No Evil. Hmm… So I’m really happy I didn’t have to pay to see this crap. Don’t get me wrong, some of the death scenes are really gory and entertaining. Unfortunately this movie was more of a comedy than anything else. Between the horrible acting/directing/writing/special effects I found many a laughs, unintentional be it.

If you wanna watch this movie for some cheap laughs, just make sure you watch it for very cheap.

I recommend skipping it. I know….shocking.

5/21/2006 12:56:33 AM

I said, "shove a cell phone down her throat!"

5/21/2006 1:32:55 PM

I go to see a lot of movies.

I even go to see a lot of shitty movies.

This one, I'll skip.

5/21/2006 1:33:53 PM

yes, good idea. That was my recommendation

5/21/2006 2:58:44 PM