Hope you like jail.

Its so satisfying to see a drunkard pulled over when you're the one that called the cops on his ass.

if he didn't flick me off when I honked at his drunk ass, my cell phone would have not dialed *HP.

6/29/2006 9:56:27 PM

pwnt. that sux 4 him but it's good for everyone else.

6/29/2006 9:59:09 PM

werd

6/29/2006 9:59:49 PM

gg

6/29/2006 10:00:30 PM

Quote :

"PAGING JEEPMAN"

6/29/2006 10:25:39 PM

i am neither drunk, nor a redneck. well...maybe a lil redneck? and actually hopefully drunk later
but i won't be driving at all either.

[Edited on June 29, 2006 at 10:42 PM. Reason : .]

6/29/2006 10:41:41 PM

^ i think cutting grass without a shirt on and having a vehicle on blocks in the yard qualifys you

6/29/2006 11:36:05 PM

I'm drunk,
and I have a Jeep,
But I'm not in jail.

Must've been someone else.

6/30/2006 1:11:39 AM

haha I got pulled over, had 1 beer in 3 hours... needless to say I was fine and went on my way

6/30/2006 1:13:52 AM

^^ hey hey hey now. no blocks are under anything here. both jeep run and drive. although i'm guilty as charged of the shirtless mowing. gotta attract the ladies somehow.....am i right? am i?

6/30/2006 1:20:12 AM

you kno i spent 13 monrhs in there in ny for a charge i can do a perrty good job on a gurl

6/30/2006 2:31:30 AM

Quote :

"I'm drunk, and I have a Jeep, But I'm not in jail. Must've been someone else."

6/30/2006 2:36:41 AM

nothing wrong with cutting grass with your shirt off

6/30/2006 2:40:33 AM

i don't do the tanning bed and i'm in ok shape, could be better but could be a lot worse. and the other part is i don't care. mowing grass = free tan so shirt comes off

6/30/2006 2:43:37 AM

shit... i worked at a golf course for 5 years and mowing grass with my shirt off makes me itch just thinking about it....


fucking Bermuda ass

(oops did i forget the "gr")

nope

6/30/2006 2:58:03 AM

you a fuckin slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6/30/2006 3:45:54 AM

Quote :

"mowing grass = free tan so shirt comes off"

mowing grass in your yard period requires a blood transfusion afterwards from all the skeeter bites

6/30/2006 7:14:12 AM

gg

6/30/2006 8:13:51 AM

^^that is true. and matt doesn't use blocks to keep the Jeep up if it isn't running or sitting on all 4 rubbers, he just leaves the jackstand out there. Now if it was the YJunk, then he might set it up on blocks. I dont blame him, I dont want to rust out some jack stands just for that thing. Matt, I might come up for the July 3rd blowout. Am I able to sleep in my bed or is my room a hellhole for the summer?

7/1/2006 1:40:19 AM

ur room is packed full of jared's crap and my sis and her friend are coming up. im him/call him and he'd prolly move it for ya

7/1/2006 1:59:21 AM

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"mowing grass in your yard period requires a blood transfusion afterwards from all the skeeter bites "

There's always DEET. Trade mosquito bites for infertility, brain damage, and cancer.

[Edited on July 1, 2006 at 1:39 PM. Reason : spelling]

7/1/2006 1:39:02 PM

you cant beat the deet

7/1/2006 2:14:02 PM

Dude...they got some shit now that ain't got DEET in it. Something similar, but doesn't stink like DEET does. I have some in the truck.

7/1/2006 2:52:44 PM

Beat your DEET daily

7/1/2006 2:57:22 PM