Plot Outline: The heroic John McClane (Willis) comes out of retirement to take down an Internet-based terrorist organization.

7/13/2006 12:50:15 AM

fuck that.

john mclain battles a strange, almost alien presence in the streets of NYC. hopefully they can't accomplish their plans to submerge the Big Apple, and claim a treasure trove of skeletons that the creatures couldn't capture without resistance.

7/13/2006 12:56:27 AM

John McClane takes on Hezbollah and muslim extremists

7/13/2006 1:16:56 AM

John McCain, first nukes china, then moves over to Russia, shortly to Iran, then to North Korea, then to most of africa, and a lot of those other middle eastern countries, and then the us lives happily ever after

7/13/2006 1:28:11 AM

die harderest

7/13/2006 1:32:28 AM

die bart die.

7/13/2006 1:33:57 AM

how about a john mcclain mind-fuck?

his kids are kidnapped, wife (finally) killed, he roots them out, but it winds up it is all in his head...


or IS IT???

7/13/2006 1:44:06 AM

DIE HARD IV: DIE MORE HARDEST THAN THE 3rd ONE BUT NOT AS HARDER AS THE 2nd ONE

7/13/2006 8:05:32 AM

bttt

7/13/2006 8:54:57 PM

john cclane figures out some way to disarm all of the mideast through diplomacy

i mean hell

if the guy can walk on glass and watch his wife marry off to a kid

then fuck it

you people want fantasy and escape at the box office

7/13/2006 9:00:12 PM

die hard 4.0 xp millenium edition longhorn

[Edited on July 13, 2006 at 9:01 PM. Reason : ]

7/13/2006 9:00:54 PM

john mcclain vs. aquaman

7/13/2006 9:27:23 PM

DIE HARD 4: JUST DIE ALREADY

7/13/2006 9:46:12 PM

die hard: FORE!

the story of john mcclane and the golfball to the temple

7/13/2006 9:52:11 PM

I'll have to admit

part of me almost wanted this thread to be real

7/13/2006 9:57:12 PM

Die Hard 4: the next generation

john mclane hands the series over to corey feldman

7/13/2006 10:27:31 PM

^^why do you think he made this thread? http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0337978/

[Edited on July 14, 2006 at 8:18 AM. Reason : ?]

7/14/2006 8:18:07 AM

John McLean teams up with Jack Bauer. Ass whooping ensues.

7/14/2006 12:05:19 PM

lol, I MADE IT ALL UP!!!

7/15/2006 6:28:46 AM

Live Free or Die Hard

super serial

[Edited on August 3, 2006 at 2:17 PM. Reason : sp]

8/3/2006 2:17:05 PM

god damnit i hate fucking reading my old posts!

8/3/2006 2:21:12 PM

8/4/2006 8:24:39 AM

^ haha

8/4/2006 8:30:02 AM