http://www.wtvm.com/Global/story.asp?S=5150992&nav=8fap

This is one of the prominent Young-Earth-Creationsist guys. Lots of tax evasion, and threatening a federal officer.

I figured you Christian-haters would like to know.

7/15/2006 3:58:08 AM

i dance a celebratory offering to Baalzebub, within my flaming pentagram.

7/15/2006 5:13:43 AM

Quote :

"Hovind, who calls himself "Doctor Dino" and claims that that he is employed by God and owns no taxable property, has fought with the IRS for at least 17 years."

oh shit

i was joking about dancing in a flaming pentaram until i read this.

im *really* firing up the ol' dance floor pentagram now.








[Edited on July 15, 2006 at 5:36 AM. Reason : ]

7/15/2006 5:15:51 AM

How are you able to get your dance floor pentagram to spin?

7/15/2006 10:59:39 AM

Black magic.

Fucking DUH.

7/15/2006 11:15:46 AM

Vocal maybe, but I would not call him 'prominent'. According to Wikipedia, he has been frequently criticised by other creationists for making "invalid" arguments. There's irony in there somewhere.

For your reading pleasure...

The Hovind Theory of creationism:

Quote :

"# Noah and the animals got safely into the Ark # A 300-degree below zero Fahrenheit ice meteor came flying toward the Earth and broke up in space # As it was breaking up, some of the fragments got caught and became the rings around the planets. They made the craters on the moon, the craters on some of the planets and what was left over came down and splattered on top of the North and South Pole. # The super-cold snow fell on the poles mostly, burying the Mammoths standing up. The dump of ice on the North and South pole cracked the crust of the earth releasing the fountains of the deep. # The spreading ice caused the ice age effects, the glacier effects that we see. It buried the mammoths and made the earth wobble around for a few thousand years and it made the canopy collapse that used to protect the earth and opened up the fountains of the deep. # During the first few months of the flood, the dead animals would settle out, and dead plants, and get buried. They would become coal if they’re plants and oil if they’re animals and those are still found today in huge grave yards – fossils found in grave yards, oil found in big pockets under the ground. # During the last few months of the flood, the unstable plates of the earth would shift around – some places lift up, other places sink down - that’s going to form ocean basins and mountain ranges and the run off would cause incredible erosion like Grand Canyon in a couple of weeks. # Over the next few hundred years, the ice caps would slowly melt back retreating to their current size. The added water from the ice melt would raise the ocean level creating what’s called a continental shelf # It would also absorb carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere which allows more radiation to get in which is going to shorten people’s life spans and in the days of Peleg it finally took effect. # The earth still today shows the effects of this devastating flood"

The new bus:

Quote :

"Many of you know that God answered a prayer by supplying the ministry with a large bus that has been, and will continue to be, an amazing tool for getting Dr. Hovind to more meetings, to reach more people."

His website: http://www.drdino.com/

7/15/2006 11:32:47 AM

bttt

7/17/2006 3:37:57 AM

what exactly qualifies an organization for tax exempt status? Anybody here in the know?

7/17/2006 3:04:08 PM