Thank you sooo much for fixin my car you are sooo awesome

I'll call you later for german chocolate cake

8/31/2006 9:09:30 AM

You do realize that's like offerin' a crackhead some primo rocks?

I was glad to do it. Thank YOU.

8/31/2006 9:14:37 AM

did she rub herself all over you as you worked on her car like she implied?

8/31/2006 9:21:30 AM

What??

Of course not.

8/31/2006 9:28:00 AM

I was thinking German chocolate cake when I mentioned "a little something something"

What were you thinking? Gah!

[Edited on August 31, 2006 at 10:11 AM. Reason : dsf]

8/31/2006 10:11:22 AM

Some folk just can't keep their minds outta the gutter!

BTW, booty don't put diesel in the tank.

[Edited on August 31, 2006 at 10:14 AM. Reason : BTW.]

8/31/2006 10:13:24 AM

but food will

8/31/2006 10:17:42 AM

That is my soft spot right there...

8/31/2006 10:18:04 AM

Thank you... just got up from my nap

So I am gonna head to school now.. but honestly thank you... I greatly appreciate it and when I bake this cake, which will prolly be today after I get my car inspected I'll call you and you can have cake and milk with me

8/31/2006 10:19:51 AM

you rock dan

8/31/2006 10:20:26 AM

^^I'm down wit dat! Thanks...

^Not like a feller who'll eat 5 slabs of beef on a burger, mind you.

8/31/2006 10:22:41 AM

oh what, no comments on your bowel movements in a girl's thread? i mean lets appreciate all of you...

8/31/2006 6:13:44 PM

so did this nigger lover bitch fuck dan or at least suck him off?


if not END THREAD

8/31/2006 7:18:52 PM

Got damn Joel.

Dat was kinda harsh by even my standards.

Now y'all fuckers lay off...what if it was yer sister that I helped out?

Or better yet, yo mama?

8/31/2006 7:22:41 PM

what if it was my sister or mom? what if you stopped posting about your fat overworked ass painting toilets across two counties? what if you were the oldest user posting in the garage? LETS PLAY WHAT IF

8/31/2006 7:33:02 PM

actually i think pwnt is older

[Edited on August 31, 2006 at 7:37 PM. Reason : .]

8/31/2006 7:36:52 PM

lol

8/31/2006 7:43:41 PM

Gah, you guys are soo mean.. I hate you all... Dan is a good guy and I am a good girl and sometimes people help eachother out... You guys are jealous cause I am makin him some cake and not you So you all can GTFO of my thread and go find someone else to give you a blow job

BTW Dan, cake's done... I just finished it

8/31/2006 8:13:02 PM

Joel...old body, YOUNG soul, man. You will be WISHING you felt like I do when you're my age.

Don't go away mad, muskrat...JUST GO AWAY

Hell, if you made me a cake I might swap out yer alternator too. But my guess is the cake would probably be kinda funky.

8/31/2006 9:57:33 PM

damn dan...if I hook up some food will ya find time for my business?



[Edited on August 31, 2006 at 10:51 PM. Reason : .]

8/31/2006 10:50:59 PM

You want the oil changed on the Lincoln?

Has Colin or anybody given ya a call lately?

8/31/2006 10:52:47 PM

hey Squirt.... L.B. yo.

8/31/2006 11:17:01 PM

^^ Hey if anyone needs their oil changed.. I know I can at least do that on a car.. My daddy made me learn





[Edited on September 1, 2006 at 7:41 AM. Reason : Only if you don't mind a woman under the hood of your car (no sex jokes pls)]

9/1/2006 7:39:01 AM

dan, you didn't really eat that cake, did ya?

i mean, shit.

9/1/2006 9:05:22 AM

Quote :

"so did this nigger lover bitch fuck dan or at least suck him off? if not END THREAD "

oh that was just classic. now that comment takes the cake

9/1/2006 9:10:28 AM

^^ that is my rabbit gettin into the box of cheerios

Besides I know not to put a picture of myself on the internet... I mean TWW

9/1/2006 10:39:00 AM

nope- I finally found the time to change the oil over last weekend. Check engine light is on and it is shifting a little hard- that and the motherfucking driver door won;t open from the inside anymore
GOD DAMN YOU FORD!!!!


and no, I haven't heard from Collin- Why do u ask?

9/1/2006 10:43:12 AM

I gotta quit working Friday nights, especially when I have to get up to go to work at 8am on Saturday mornings. Shit is killing me.

What year is the Lincoln?

9/1/2006 10:48:47 AM

check/respond to your pms dan!

9/1/2006 11:08:44 AM

^^ '02 LS

9/1/2006 11:13:57 AM

You need to cruise by Advance and have them pull your error codes. Write 'em down, and let me know what they are.

9/1/2006 11:21:59 AM

Quote :

"that is my rabbit gettin into the box of cheerios"

yeah, yeah. looks more like a spilled box of cheerios that has been sitting for months and now is covered in mold.

9/1/2006 3:54:50 PM

Excuse me but the fluffy white thing is my rabbit...

and cheerios don't get moldy silly

9/1/2006 10:43:17 PM

they get stale.

9/1/2006 10:57:39 PM

leave 'em out long enough and i bet they will.

9/3/2006 1:44:40 PM

9/3/2006 1:48:31 PM

9/3/2006 2:11:04 PM

bumbaclot! reminds me of muh little yella poopoo ridah

9/3/2006 2:15:54 PM

^^ I would love to claim that bum... buts not mine

9/3/2006 3:06:50 PM

^dan, can we have a confirmation of that statement?

9/3/2006 3:14:57 PM

I'm afeared I cannot make such a confirmation.

Quit thinkin' with yer peckers...

9/3/2006 3:42:15 PM

Dan is the greatest...

9/3/2006 7:46:10 PM

i gotta meet this dan guy

he's all right in my book

9/4/2006 4:52:49 PM

you are alomost as old as him

9/4/2006 5:03:38 PM

getcha some, Dan

9/4/2006 5:24:00 PM

DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DNA DAN DAN

9/4/2006 5:45:24 PM

Quote :

"check/respond to your pms dan!"

9/4/2006 5:59:11 PM

He's probably od'd on hamburger meat.

9/4/2006 6:26:46 PM

dude I used to get head all the time back in college for fixing girls' computers.

wtf man. You need to capitalize on that shit.

9/4/2006 6:37:09 PM

9/4/2006 8:12:22 PM