This is one of my favorite shows. If there's another thread I couldn't find it.

It's really funny, but I think these chicks are going to be in for a rude awakening when Hef kicks them out on their asses.

Discuss.

9/10/2006 10:05:12 PM

Doesnt even come close to the greatness that was Alexander

9/10/2006 10:09:46 PM

the one girl who thinks shes ghetto gets on my nerves a lot

but the really pretty one actually seems interested in hef and isnt annoying

the third one doesnt do anything worth remembering

9/10/2006 11:16:09 PM

^great synopsis.

The youngest girl almost tries TOO hard to be ditzy. The hottest one seems to have the death-grip on Hef's affection and thus his fortune.

They are all gold diggers in my opinion.

9/10/2006 11:40:00 PM

Of course. But Holly is full of shit for thinking Hef actually cares about her. Bridget is a middle aged woman and its starting to show. Kendra is white trash. I am sure he won't leave any of these girls any money.

One of his girlfriends came out with a tell all book, and I borrowed it from work (not going to spend $24.95 on that crap) and in short (well, at least back when he had the 7 girlfriends):

-The girls got an allowance of $1,000 each week. This might seem like a lot, but there were expected to buy clothes to wear out with him on Wednesday and Friday nights, as well as all their other expenses, and they were not allowed to have other jobs outside of the Mansion. If they left to go somewhere, like visiting family, Hef would not give them the allowance.
-All the girls got cars. Hef usually made the down payment on a cheaper new car or a nicer used car and the girls had to make the monthly payments - this changed after some of the ex girlfriends who became Playmates left Hef after getting nice, new cars.
-Hef doesn't actually own the Mansion, Playboy does, and he has to pay rent on each of the bedrooms. His bedroom is $25,000 a month, and rooms like Izabella's (the second smallest) were $6,000 a month.
-The girls got $2,000 if they were going to a special event like the Grammys, this was to buy them an outfit and shoes only, and it decreased over time, because some of the girls would save the left over money - Holly ratted them out.
-All the girls were given free, basically unlimited hair/nails/facials/makeup/botox, etc. All girls got their boobs done (she said Bridget's are real), as well as nose jobs, paid by Hef, and this was expected of them. For birthdays, they would usually ask for big things like Lasik eye surgery (Holly), a newer car or money.
- Kendra was a stripper in San Diego at a realllly seedy place
-A lot of former girlfriends and Playmates are high class hookers, especially in the Middle East, and it makes Hef mad
- The Mansion is in really poor condition, and there are pet stains EVERYWHERE from all of the dogs the girls have, and the furniture is old and mismatched
-The lawn/yard of the Mansion could be rented out for parties and they would go on until 2-3AM, keeping the people in the house up, in addition to the fact that there is an event going on almost everynight
-No one was allowed in the kitchen, and they were not allowed to make their own food, everything must be ordered from the Kitchen Staff
-Some girlfriends got "fired" for sleeping with butlers & other staff
-They are not allowed to keep alcohol in their rooms, and it must also be ordered.

9/10/2006 11:48:02 PM

^ that doesnt really seem that unreasonable

i mean being a playmate is like a JOB as is being hef's girlfriend

i'm glad to see that he's the one in control for once and doesn't have bitches running game on him and taking advantage

give them an allowance and let them budget it for themselves

playboy is a brand and should be treated as such. i'm sure those girls had to sign lots of paperwork to be a part of the playboy stuff and they know they're temporary accessories to the image

9/11/2006 1:24:12 AM

and how is this not prostitution?

[Edited on September 11, 2006 at 1:37 AM. Reason : k]

9/11/2006 1:37:32 AM

i never said it wasnt prostitution

i was just saying that i wasnt surprised by what the book revealed

9/11/2006 2:02:36 AM

The one last night his main girlfriend was bitching about how hef wont get her pregnant. It was the easter episode and "Everybody else has babies, so she wanted one too"

9/11/2006 9:40:59 AM

Yeah, but these girls aren't Playmates, they are just "Girlfriends".

9/11/2006 11:25:48 AM

channel/time?

9/11/2006 11:38:15 AM

It's on the E! channel, I think new episodes come on Sunday nights at 10pm, but they have repeats Tuesday nights at 10, and throughout the week late at night.

The book was also gross because it talked about having sex with Hef. He gives the chicks quaaludes and stuff at clubs because he says it makes them horny, and he gets off by watching the girls get on each other. He's always on the bottom, and he has to be blown like crazy to get it up, despite the Viagra, and he likes to use baby oil...a lot. As in, some of the chicks get yeast infections on a regular basis. Apparently, none of them can get him off, so he usually finishes the evening by masturbating while watching them make out. pretty pathetic, mr. hefner.

[Edited on September 11, 2006 at 12:03 PM. Reason : ]

9/11/2006 11:59:50 AM

^ Pathetic? He's 80 years old for Christ's sake!

9/11/2006 1:09:33 PM

Quote :

"pretty pathetic fucking awesome, mr. hefner."

9/11/2006 1:18:51 PM

natalie's post of the "inside scoops" of the mansion was much more entertaining than the actual TGND show

9/11/2006 1:28:17 PM

why are people referring to the youngest one and the hottest one as if they are two different people?

9/11/2006 1:51:11 PM

^ The youngest one (Kendra) is trash no matter how much she gets dolled up.

9/11/2006 1:57:05 PM

this just in

they are all trash

9/11/2006 2:13:25 PM

^ True, I should have clarified that she is ghetto trash.

9/11/2006 2:15:17 PM

they are all trash

i'd bang them all

9/11/2006 2:15:32 PM