...eats offenses for lunch...

10/9/2006 10:47:13 PM

...wears pink panties

and eats offenses for lunch

10/9/2006 10:50:31 PM

...is a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

...once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road!

[Edited on October 9, 2006 at 10:58 PM. Reason : ]

10/9/2006 10:57:34 PM

Man-Beast.

10/9/2006 11:25:52 PM

Bear-Dog.

10/9/2006 11:27:44 PM

man-bear-pig

10/9/2006 11:29:28 PM

?

10/9/2006 11:31:46 PM

10/9/2006 11:49:09 PM

^"mommmmy"

10/9/2006 11:53:06 PM

i'm cereal

10/9/2006 11:55:00 PM

...slept with all of our wives, punched us in the face, and we loved him for it!

10/10/2006 12:08:29 AM

Quote :

"Bear-Dog."

suck-up

10/10/2006 12:08:53 AM

i'll go ahead and predict that this thread will turn into another lame ass chuck norris thread

[Edited on October 10, 2006 at 12:09 AM. Reason : k]

10/10/2006 12:09:29 AM

makes teams want to punt on first down

10/10/2006 12:12:02 AM

^^ Incorrect, it will become a kickass Bill Brasky thread.

Did I ever tell you about the time Peppers went hunting? Peppers decides he's going to hunt down all five of the Ravens O-Linemen. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Ogden.

[Edited on October 10, 2006 at 12:12 AM. Reason : ^]

10/10/2006 12:12:11 AM

Julius or "TatorHead" was my neighbor in Bailey, NC since childhood. He was also my teammate in football and track at Southern Nash High.

His aunt was my teaching asst. in 4th grade and we had a "Sports Poster Day" where everybody got posters of our favorite professional ball player. She saw that I was just looking around, not really into it all and then said "OH HEY Wade, don't worry baby, I gots you a White player....heres LARRY BIRD!"

10/10/2006 12:20:43 AM

...was picked up by me two weeks ago for my fantasy team

he was a free agent

lol

10/10/2006 12:21:06 AM

you picked him up in the off chance they throw it to him in the red zone?

10/10/2006 12:51:19 AM

yeah really, they try that play maybe 3 times a season and has he even caught one yet?

10/10/2006 6:33:36 AM

some ffl teams have individual d players. ours has a cb, dl, and then a d-player

10/10/2006 7:43:07 AM

we have a D player,

I picked him up 2 weeks ago as well

10/10/2006 9:18:03 AM

i met his older sister while getting a drug test

10/10/2006 9:36:22 AM

I know the lady that trains his pit bulls

10/10/2006 10:13:25 AM

I watch him on TV all the freakin' time.

beat that.

10/10/2006 10:15:28 AM

I remember watching Peppers play in high school.

He plays dirty imo.

10/10/2006 11:16:21 AM

he went to unc. i have a hard time liking him

10/10/2006 1:09:42 PM

i hated his guts

until he joined my panthers

now he is great

10/10/2006 1:10:16 PM

After people get out of UNC I usually like them if they play for my teams, unless they are completely UNC centric (like Michael Irvin with Miami).

I like willie parker a lot because he hates UNC. He lists his high school during player introductions.

10/10/2006 1:18:43 PM

Quote :

"i hated his guts until he joined my panthers now he is great "

10/10/2006 2:06:44 PM

when i think of peppers the word hoss comes to mind

10/10/2006 2:09:04 PM

I know from a UNC inside that he hates UNC, won't go watch a game, won't give money to the school.....Love this guy!

10/10/2006 2:19:12 PM

yeah when he's on SNF he's like "Julius Peppers...Bailey, North Carolina"

10/10/2006 4:25:14 PM

^I never heard him did that.

10/10/2006 4:38:16 PM

yep

i guess it was MNF last year, but whichever broadcast announces the players

just a week ago Willie Parker named his high school during the Steelers game

10/10/2006 4:39:17 PM

thhat's weird cause when I was at the tire bowl, he was there

we have pics

weird I guess he was there to see BC, on the UNC side

10/10/2006 4:41:57 PM

^^I know Willie Parker hates UNC because Bunting didn't play him, but I never heard Peppers hates UNC.

10/10/2006 4:51:18 PM

i dont think he hates them like parker does, but i think maybe he's halfway embarassed that he is one of the best defensive players in the NFL and his alma mater is such a shitty football team/school

but i dunno...maybe there were some behind the scenes things that went down...like the university now apparently tries to distance itself from even the great MJ, apparently for gambling reasons or something, dont know, just what i've heard

10/10/2006 4:52:49 PM