Aliens cant break down doors but can lift kids in one arm.

And the aliens expect to fight us with hand to hand combat if they cant open a pantry door???

10/23/2006 11:00:00 PM

There must be something in the water.

10/23/2006 11:01:37 PM

they can't deal with the water in the wood or something like that

i could pick up a child with one arm but maybe not break down a heavy door by myself

i realize you are probably just venting

10/23/2006 11:02:09 PM

but this is a 10-12 year old that weighs ~125-140 pounds and he is cradling it in his arm like you would a little dog. bs

10/23/2006 11:03:22 PM

thats one fat fucking kid.

10/23/2006 11:11:38 PM

hey, and while we're at it...Robocop is such bullshit!!

half man, half gay

10/23/2006 11:13:06 PM

The human body is almost 60% water.

That's a lot more water than you find in wood.

10/23/2006 11:13:16 PM

how much splooge

10/23/2006 11:40:26 PM

how about this:

the aliens have a violent reaction to water on contact... but the water vapor in the air doesn't really bother them any.

Also, they have the technology required for interstellar travel, but they don't have clothes/armor/weapons of any kind.

The whole movie is crapshit.

10/24/2006 12:21:21 AM

i never figured out why aliens are always naked or have coordinated outfits.

10/24/2006 12:24:37 AM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=signs

10/24/2006 1:03:43 AM

someone explain to me why these aliens would invade a planet that is 70%+ water when they die from coming into contact with water?


this movie kinda reminds me of Ernest Scared Stupid when they kill the monsters/aliens with waterguns full of milk

10/24/2006 2:08:02 AM

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"the camera man zooming up on some guy's ass for two hours."

its funny cause its true

10/24/2006 6:23:03 AM

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"someone explain to me why these aliens would invade a planet that is 70%+ water when they die from coming into contact with water?"

The only (weak) thing I can come up with is that maybe they have never come into contact with water before. They didn't know it would kill them and they somehow managed to place all the signs on the cornfields while the irrigation systems were off.

Also, it didn't rain anywhere on the planet and the relative humidity levels around the world were quite low that week.

10/24/2006 8:21:33 AM

All this movie really says is that M. Night Shymalongadingdong should stay the hell away from sci-fi.

10/24/2006 8:59:37 AM

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"All this movie really says is that M. Night Shymalongadingdong should stay the hell away from sci-fi making movies."

10/24/2006 9:07:40 AM

I thought Signs was a good movie. Seeing it in a theatre full of black people helped.

10/24/2006 9:08:41 AM

The music was okay.

10/24/2006 10:32:45 AM

Lady in the Water is far worse seeing how M. Night paints himself as the Christ figure.


But whatever.

10/24/2006 10:58:30 AM

Haha dude should have just spit on the alien when he was holding the kid.

10/24/2006 11:08:49 AM

Anyone who argues the effect of water on the aliens is just a dumbass. There I said it. Plain and simple.

[Edited on October 24, 2006 at 11:18 AM. Reason : .]

10/24/2006 11:17:43 AM

hahah yea go alien hunting with a super soaker 5000

10/24/2006 11:19:27 AM

^Or just kick it at home and wait for rain or the dew to form overnight. People in more arid climates might have to go hunting though.

10/24/2006 11:20:53 AM

lol @ people who think this movie is about aliens

10/24/2006 12:04:23 PM

lol @ people that think that people think this movie is about aliens

10/24/2006 12:19:01 PM

First time seeing it its good, but god damn at least make it plausible.

ala mythbusters

10/24/2006 12:20:03 PM

this is a movie correct?

10/24/2006 12:26:29 PM

and while we're at it

how the hell could Rambo kill all those chinamen without ever running out of bullets and barely taking any injury to himself

how the hell could the Ghostbusters get a building license in the first place to obtain the parts to make the storage containment unit, regardless of whether the EPA got involved or not

how the hell could Forrest Gump remember all of those stories in such detail but not know that Apple is a computer company

how the hell could Terry Benedict have the top security forces in the world, yet inexplicably hire Danny's friend to "beat him up"

how the hell were the cia and fbi completely unaware of the transactions of WEAPONS GRADE PLUTONIUM between Libyan terrorists and one Doctor Emmett Brown.




oh thats right... they were movies...

10/24/2006 12:32:20 PM

^I'm sure some of those points would be made in

A Rambo thread

A Ghostbusters thread

A Forrest Gump thread

A Ocean's Eleven? thread

A Back to the Future thread

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"oh thats right... they were movies..."

That's where you are wrong my friend. Signs was real. HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A CROP SIGN.

The next thing you know you'll be telling me that The Core was only a movie

10/24/2006 12:51:48 PM

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"how the hell could Forrest Gump remember all of those stories in such detail but not know that Apple is a computer company"

i could play this off that he isn't telling these stories in such great detail, they're just being shown how it happened.

and yes signs is full of holes, but its a movie. and also the water doesn't seam to hurt it that bad. getting splashed in the face just seemed to piss it off, so maybe the water vapor in the air just irritates him. hell, maybe that's why it's so weak that it can't bust through a door... the thing is breathing a mild poison.

10/24/2006 1:06:15 PM