Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?



[Edited on October 27, 2006 at 3:00 PM. Reason : I wonder how long it will take the mod to lock this. This is a test.]

10/27/2006 2:56:58 PM

I'll wager 45 minutes.

10/27/2006 3:01:04 PM

10/27/2006 3:02:41 PM

You deserve to be banned. Moderating the SB is difficult anyhow and when you add to that being a new father, it takes some time to lock this kind of shit.

Give him a break by not being a douchenozzle.

10/27/2006 3:03:49 PM

This is not a malicious thread, this is simply a test.

10/27/2006 3:04:59 PM

Apparently, Carmen San Diego is now inside this thread. So, all we have to do is lock this thread, and the mystery is forever solved!

10/27/2006 3:09:32 PM

THERE SHE GOEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

10/27/2006 3:10:52 PM

Don't let her escape!!!

10/27/2006 3:12:58 PM

Quote :

"Give him a break by not being a douchenozzle."

10/27/2006 3:18:35 PM

That's incredibly funny. However, we have other matters to attend too. Like stopping crime... k?

10/27/2006 3:19:59 PM

Well, this was fun. Carmen San Diego will remain on the loose I suppose. Test Completed.

10/27/2006 3:56:39 PM

It was Vic the Slick, stealing the Kremlin.

I've got the warrant, someone find Vic and the Kremlin.

[Edited on October 27, 2006 at 3:59 PM. Reason : PS: soapbox is already a joke thanks to randy, pryderi, treetwista, etc, i welcome its ridicule]

10/27/2006 3:58:31 PM

so you couldn't just reason that a man in the military, with a job, and a one month old child would not be available at 3 in the afternoon to lock your dumbass thread?

great job

10/27/2006 4:00:12 PM

Why, thank you.

10/27/2006 4:03:05 PM

my position on harassing mods for inaction is pretty clear, but i havent seen anything lately that would justify it. well i guess you could make some good arguments about a few users, but nothing like the salisburyboy level of blatant trolling and disregard for discussion and debate.

10/27/2006 4:34:43 PM

i hated that a capella group....

i think the duke is doing a good job these days....loving it....that said....IBTL!!!

10/27/2006 4:43:46 PM

Is it not fitting, that a moderator, who is a military man, and a father, will be the one responsible for locking up this elusive criminal for the rest of time? I do concur.



[Edited on October 27, 2006 at 4:55 PM. Reason : -]

10/27/2006 4:53:57 PM

Just wait till Duke comes back from work...

[Edited on October 27, 2006 at 4:58 PM. Reason : .]

10/27/2006 4:58:05 PM

Still waiting.

10/27/2006 8:01:07 PM

You must protect our nation, contain the criminal element here-in, for the good of all.

[Edited on October 30, 2006 at 3:27 PM. Reason : For the children]

10/30/2006 3:27:13 PM

damn

10/30/2006 3:30:01 PM

The Catholic Church recently created a new computer/video game for use in CCD and Sunday School classes, to teach children about the afterlife.

It's called "Where In The Hell Is Carmen Sandiego?"

10/30/2006 3:36:18 PM

You heard it here first folks. This menace to society can no longer be tolerated any longer. We must lock Carmen San Diego inside this thread to maintain the mental fortitude of our young impressionable children. This is not just a matter of life and death, it's a matter of afterlife and afterdeath.

10/30/2006 3:42:10 PM

You people know you have to capture Patty Larceny first, right?

10/30/2006 7:08:11 PM

Quote :

"This is not a malicious thread, this is simply a test."

I would have thought the superfluous 9/11 government inside job thread that was clearly posted by either salisburyboy or someone emulating him very well would have been test enough, but I guess you did create your thread first.

theDuke even posted in that thread and it's still around.

10/31/2006 7:53:47 AM

^

Carmen San Diego is the sole mastermind of 9/11, and she single-handedly plotted and planned the attacks herself. She is a Jewish-national who works for the zionist cabal, and is determined to strike within the United States again. Her husband is Osama Bin Laden, and she is having an affair with Senator Barack Obama. She is just as elusive as Osama, and just as dashing in red as Obama. The main reason she looks so great in red is because she's the devil incarnate. She drinks Jack Daniels, loves kiwi fruit, and believes in intelligent design. However, with your help, we can trap her here forever. Don't let the love triangle of zionism continue! We must stay the course. Drink Sprite.

10/31/2006 8:46:50 AM

dude, i worked 18.5 hours yesterday, and 13 today

baby's mama had an emotional meltdown last night

i got stuck in Meridian, MS with a broken jet all day today


i can't be here to babysit dumbasses around the clock.


i also propose another test you might take interest in:

how long will it take for me to grow tired of keeping you suspended?

10/31/2006 8:48:05 PM

PM from moron, who requested it be posted in this thread (since he couldn't, due to the lock)

Quote :

"I wanted to post this there, but it was locked: Can't you ask them to get 2 mods for this forum then? I personally have no problem with the moderation as it is, but apparently some people do, and a simple solution would be to "hire" another mod, especially since they aren't paying you squat (AFAIK)."

10/31/2006 8:54:43 PM