I have a piano that needs a new home. It works pretty well, other then it needs to be tuned and stuff. Come get it and its yours. Pictures in my gallery.

11/4/2006 12:01:57 PM

a piano. random, but sexy.

11/4/2006 12:18:31 PM

what does "works pretty well" mean?

where is it located?

11/4/2006 12:28:13 PM

can u teach me how to play it?

11/4/2006 12:30:53 PM

It is indeed random, I guess the "Sexy" part is determined by the answer to the question "do you have a fetish for pianos?"

"Works pretty well" means it works, but it needs to be tuned, I think one of the wheels on the bottom of the thing is broken, and one key mysteriously doesn't work at the lower end of the piano. Someone can correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think they're the kind of problems that would take to much to correct. Especially seeing as it's free and all. Let me repeat that. FREE! FREEDIY FREE FREE!

It's located on the first floor of my apartment in Gorman Crossings (near the intersection of Gorman St and Avent Ferry).

No, I don't know how to play it. If I knew more then twinkle twinkle little star, maybe I'd let it keep taking up space in my kitchen.

To get it out of here, you would probably need a truck and a couple of decently sized guys. That's how it got from my last apartment to this one.

I'll keep checking back to see if anyone has more questions!

11/4/2006 1:49:20 PM

I'll take it

pm sent

11/5/2006 5:06:10 PM

Possibly taken...

11/5/2006 9:32:33 PM

i'm a decently sized guy, i'd help if jill would make me a baked good

11/5/2006 9:48:29 PM

i wouldn't go anywhere near that cursed piano

11/5/2006 11:32:11 PM

^^Thank you Joe.

^Ignor the last comment... it's from a very grumpy one-man peanut gallery.

11/6/2006 11:08:11 AM

come on, it's a friggin piano

music is one of the greatest things on earth. free piano? i wish i had an apartment

11/6/2006 4:39:45 PM

music is, indeed, a great thing. that's why i think it should go to someone who's really going to play it. i'll stick to my violin.

i'd give it to you, but i doubt it would even make it all the way into a bragaw dorm room.

11/6/2006 7:51:35 PM

id take it if i had a way to move it.

11/6/2006 8:06:12 PM

this would make the vaginas wet

gotta learn how to play it first

11/6/2006 8:19:39 PM

i want it but i think my girlfriend would kill me. maybe i'll tell her it was lost so i picked it up because it looked lonely.

11/6/2006 8:43:27 PM

if its not cursed, why are you getting rid of it

11/6/2006 9:03:42 PM

^^^^find a truck, between the two of us, we can get it i bet

11/6/2006 10:19:59 PM

pm sent

11/6/2006 10:36:30 PM

About 5 people pmed me within 24 hours wanting the piano, so it's more or less taken as long as all five don't fall through. Yay for more room in my kitchen!

11/6/2006 11:12:33 PM

I will give you $20 and pick it up tomorrow if you would like.

11/7/2006 12:11:06 AM

Taken! Thanks hempster! I hope it's likes it's new home!

11/12/2006 9:27:13 PM