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""We recieved several complaints about the field conditions here over the past several seasons, and decided that the players will have better footing on an all-dirt field rather than patches of dirt and grass, which can lead to more injuries" said New England's czar of field operations, Steve Feces""

Actually, they're putting in fieldturf, which if you've seen a Pats home game recently, is way overdue.

http://www.patriots.com/news/index.cfm?ac=latestnewsdetail&pid=22463&pcid=41

11/14/2006 5:56:23 PM

Feces


That can't be his real last name... GD.

11/14/2006 5:58:40 PM

Feces lol

11/14/2006 5:59:35 PM

hopefully it's pronounced 'fuh-shay' or something along those lines


hopefully

11/14/2006 6:00:43 PM

no way im believing his last name is feces

[Edited on November 14, 2006 at 6:01 PM. Reason : minus h]

11/14/2006 6:00:59 PM

its a made up quote retards

do you really think theres a "czar of field operations"?

11/14/2006 6:01:39 PM

haha i didnt read any of it except for feces

11/14/2006 6:02:16 PM

i would be happy if that organization never won another game, ever

11/14/2006 6:04:57 PM

the pic does sorta look like a photoshop even if it isn't

[Edited on November 14, 2006 at 6:08 PM. Reason : ]

11/14/2006 6:08:21 PM

no its a real picture

just a fake story

11/14/2006 6:09:05 PM

it would be better if they were covering up Brady and Bruschis dead bodies

11/14/2006 6:09:40 PM

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"czar of field operations"

hahahahaha

11/14/2006 6:10:10 PM

Quote :

"the field is listed as questionable for the game on Sunday"

11/14/2006 6:13:48 PM