and go!

12/6/2006 7:51:46 PM

you motor boating son of a bitch!


or my personal fav.


Dude you are so money and you don't even know it.

12/6/2006 7:54:50 PM

Leave the gun take the cannoli

12/6/2006 7:55:22 PM

Obviously, You're Not a Golfer

12/6/2006 8:00:16 PM

Quote :

"Show me a good-looking woman and I'll show you a guy who's tired of fucking her"

[Edited on December 6, 2006 at 8:01 PM. Reason : ll]

12/6/2006 8:01:14 PM

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie...

12/6/2006 8:06:38 PM

play it again sam

12/6/2006 8:09:19 PM

"Welcome to the Zander zone." FTW

12/6/2006 8:10:27 PM

when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

12/6/2006 8:12:28 PM

you do know how to whistle dont you? just push your lips together and blow

12/6/2006 8:14:57 PM

Quote :

"play it again sam"

is a misquote of casablanca, fyi

12/6/2006 8:27:58 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s_100_Years..._100_Movie_Quotes

12/6/2006 8:33:55 PM

To be clear...

Quote :

"one-liner: 1. a brief joke or amusing remark 2. a short joke or witticism, usually expressed in a single sentence 3. a one-line joke"

[Edited on December 6, 2006 at 8:37 PM. Reason : http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/one-liner]

12/6/2006 8:37:11 PM

"I'm sorry I'm on Mescaline"

"Did you say Mescaline?"

12/6/2006 8:47:16 PM

Quote :

""Welcome to the Zander zone." FTW"

you know, it was called triple-X for a reason

12/6/2006 8:59:51 PM

Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.

12/6/2006 9:05:06 PM

"Rommel, you magnificient bastard. I read your book!"

12/6/2006 9:11:48 PM

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

12/6/2006 9:17:23 PM

See my profile.

12/6/2006 9:19:57 PM

That sail is limp! Like your dick!

12/6/2006 9:20:53 PM

They'll never catch me......because I'm fucking innocent.

12/6/2006 9:31:57 PM

I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker.

12/6/2006 9:41:49 PM

You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

12/6/2006 10:01:19 PM

hey if he's here, who's watching hell?

12/6/2006 10:07:47 PM

what the hell is a jiggawatt?

12/6/2006 10:21:35 PM

what's a nubian?

12/6/2006 10:23:17 PM

Quote :

"Quote : ""Welcome to the Zander zone." FTW" you know, it was called triple-X for a reason"

Warning people not to watch it?

12/6/2006 10:25:46 PM

"haha you dumb bastard..Its not a scooner, its a sailboat"

12/6/2006 10:31:25 PM

One day the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home, you know why, it was outta respect

12/6/2006 10:45:56 PM

hey hova, you got the quote backwards... "it a sailboat, not a scooner"

12/6/2006 10:58:40 PM

let off some steam, Bennett

12/6/2006 11:17:51 PM

Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras.

12/6/2006 11:25:23 PM

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!

12/7/2006 1:22:26 AM

"say what the fuck, what the fuck gives you freedom, freedom brings opportunity"

12/7/2006 1:40:32 AM

good, bad, i'm the guy with the gun

12/7/2006 2:06:03 AM

quite a few come to mind


Say Hello to my little friend!!


you gotta ask yourself do I feel lucky, well do ya punk?


Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get


and probably the greatest of all time

Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn.

[Edited on December 7, 2006 at 2:35 AM. Reason : v]

12/7/2006 2:34:49 AM

I seriously hope you don't think "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" was a joke.

12/7/2006 2:38:53 AM

are we talkin joke lines here

or we talkin one liners like just one line out of a movie


if we are doing funny I'll go with

HERBIE HANCOCK!

We're going streaking!

whats mine say DUDE! whats mine say SWEET!

12/7/2006 2:44:53 AM

NO TICKET!!!!!!

12/7/2006 2:54:47 AM

I'll get you for this, Schuler Bop!!

12/7/2006 2:55:37 AM

You're killing your father, Larry

12/7/2006 2:59:26 AM

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

12/7/2006 4:58:16 AM

Huarache i believe he is saying that it should be spelled Xander and not Zander....

12/7/2006 7:34:08 AM

I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

12/7/2006 7:54:56 AM

"Bring out your dead!!!

Monty Python

12/7/2006 8:52:51 AM

"They've gone plaid!!!"

12/7/2006 8:58:37 AM

damn baby you just got reeeeeeeeeeeal ugly

12/7/2006 9:16:54 AM

you can read minds?

12/7/2006 9:19:34 AM

Send a bunch of flowers to Mrs Upjohn and put I love you on the back of the bill.

12/7/2006 9:38:44 AM

quit playing with your dingy!

12/7/2006 9:55:56 AM