Holy shit, people. You have to see this movie?

Remember Adaptation, where Charlie's brother is talking about his screenplay, The Three.

Yeah. That's this movie.

It's Christian-themed. It's from Fox Faith.

I only saw half of it, but I feel comfortable saying that it is the worst movie I have ever seen. On so many levels, this is such an abomination that God himself is quickly running to Leviticus to rewrite that shit to forbid it. Sweet fucking Christ.

It's worse than Plan 9. It's worse than Manos. It's worse than Ultraviolet, Left Behind, and any random Sci-Fi Original. You HAVE to see this shit. You can't possibly understand just how bad it is. Jesus.

Playing now at Galaxy Cinema!!! Show times are 1:20, 4:10, 7:00, and 9:20

1/5/2007 12:55:32 AM

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"any random Sci-Fi Original"

consider me terrified

1/5/2007 12:58:43 AM

Oooohhh!!!

(Navy Seals!)

1/5/2007 12:59:12 AM

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"Plot Outline: Innocent lives hang on the whim of an elusive psychopathic murderer whose strange riddles and impossible timelines force three people into a mission to end the game before one or all of them die."

1/5/2007 1:11:47 AM

When i first heard we were getting this movie I kinda joked around with the whole Donald Kaufman/Adaptation idea but the fact that it really did use this plot was just hilarious. If your gonna steal the idea at least take the whole thing and put in the horse vs. technology scene.

1/5/2007 1:59:36 AM

I didn't even know there was a "Fox Faith"

1/5/2007 7:25:52 AM

is it at least entertainingly or funnily bad?

1/5/2007 7:29:59 AM

we need more number-named movies with the number in the name

se7en
thr3e

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ei8ht?

1/5/2007 9:26:17 AM

5ix?

1/5/2007 9:56:49 AM

five'5

1/5/2007 10:22:54 AM

1337?

1/5/2007 10:33:13 AM

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"is it at least entertainingly or funnily bad?"

YES. Me and cif82 were fucking DYING during that shit. It was hilarious.

1/5/2007 11:13:45 AM

So, is it an attempt to knock of saw or something? Just my first reaction about "games" and "impossible timelines"

1/5/2007 11:16:37 AM

Yeah, it's a complete ripoff of saw, down to the bad guy's voice. Plus, he's called "The Puzzler" or some shit. Isn't the guy in Saw called "Jigsaw"?

1/5/2007 11:24:32 AM

there is no way the production quality is as bad as manos, so im assuming youre just referring to the plot, acting, and other non-tech aspects.

1/5/2007 12:54:45 PM

the technical aspects are pretty awful too.

1/5/2007 1:19:42 PM

I would guess that it was directed by a fourth grader. It was edited manually, so you can see a splice mark ON SCREEN every time there's a cut.

1/5/2007 5:24:24 PM

Manually as in with a splicer and not a NLE?

1/5/2007 5:26:23 PM

ok, well, to be worse than Manos, it needs horrible dubbing, random shots of walls and characters that aren't important to the dialogue, and long takes of nothing that advances the plot or provides an aesthetic quality.

1/5/2007 5:29:03 PM

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"Manually as in with a splicer and not a NLE?"

I guess. It's only something you see in Tamil movies these days, or the SUPER low budget Telegu ones.

1/5/2007 6:24:32 PM

i bet it's better than that movie about the serial killer alligator coming out

1/5/2007 7:24:48 PM

ah hahaha ..."horse vs. technology scene", that is classic!...Adaptation is a quality movie.

1/6/2007 2:16:59 PM

^^Hey, hey. Don't knock that movie! Its based on a true story!!!111one

1/7/2007 3:19:46 PM

this movie was amazingly bad. man.

and it was all shot on location in beautiful poland!

1/7/2007 3:29:50 PM