come pull my bitchass out.....

long story short, i was ridin around the univ. woods pond, floored it, and gave it too much gas and fishtailed down the hill.......my slick ass tires are stuck as fuck (btw i drive a V8 tundra)

......yeah call me dumb, but i'll pay somebody to pull me out......

1/14/2007 5:04:02 AM

...what?

1/14/2007 8:37:22 AM

bwahahahahahaha

[Edited on January 14, 2007 at 9:24 AM. Reason : still stuck and how much cash?]

1/14/2007 9:20:15 AM

I'll pull you out. or 69 can, he's got a bigass truck. this is hilarious btw

1/14/2007 9:45:29 AM

if yah gotta chain/tow strap the 'ol ram could pull yah out

[Edited on January 14, 2007 at 11:00 AM. Reason : .]

1/14/2007 11:00:26 AM

i can come pull ya out if you haven't gotten anyone else to. or i could come just to laugh

[Edited on January 14, 2007 at 12:45 PM. Reason : with you not at you right? lol]

1/14/2007 12:45:19 PM

hahaha....colter is gonna come get me here soon......man its sux, but it is funny as hell....

1/14/2007 1:18:47 PM

post pictures

1/14/2007 1:41:27 PM

i will here soon

1/14/2007 2:22:06 PM

well failed attempt....fuckers stuck as hell

1/14/2007 3:23:37 PM

still stuck huh

1/14/2007 4:42:13 PM

i can if ya'll have a strap, i'm close by

1/14/2007 6:52:41 PM

man its really in there.....and its really steep, so not much room to work with....its gonna take a pretty powerful vehicle

1/14/2007 7:00:18 PM

i've just got a 05 ram 4wd w/ all terrains

1/14/2007 7:01:54 PM

Quote :

"its gonna take a pretty powerful vehicle"

No. It's gonna take a vehicle with very good footing and a good winch. Chocks under the wheels and all.

Coefficient of static friction vs. coefficient of dynamic friction. If you don't move, then you don't sacrifice the footing you have. Once you break traction, you're fucked. I get much more of a boner from driving through something successfully that requires skill and proper throttle modulation than from throwing mud all over the place. But then, I'm not like everybody else.

1/14/2007 7:05:26 PM

i've got a winch and could help ya if u need it still

1/14/2007 7:06:16 PM

i suppose we could give it a shot.....its steep as hell around there

1/14/2007 7:18:28 PM

matt i should be at your house within an hour we can go pull this guy out then

1/14/2007 7:27:25 PM

[Edited on January 15, 2007 at 8:53 AM. Reason : -]

1/14/2007 7:50:04 PM

haha, pics soon plz

1/14/2007 8:10:40 PM

TWW GARAGE TO THE RESCUE!

1/14/2007 8:31:36 PM

haha that owl in the helicopter

1/14/2007 8:32:25 PM

bwahhaha

1/14/2007 8:35:20 PM

times like this I wish I hadnt sold my truck

1/14/2007 9:05:37 PM

mission complete....

1/14/2007 9:20:53 PM

there should be some pix up sometime tonight/tomorrow.

1/14/2007 9:36:46 PM

i was wondering when you of you fuckers was going to get around to saving this guys ass

1/14/2007 9:51:46 PM

it was 4 of us in the end

1/14/2007 10:28:12 PM

Be very cautios. Every vehicle that is going in there is recieving tickets for destruction of private property. Also, the owner of every vehicle is getting personal calls.

You don't want your mommy and daddy getting angry with you .

Don't be so damn stupid next time.

1/14/2007 10:30:28 PM

anchored to a tree at the hilltop


hooked to jeepman, who broke out the snatch block (i gotta get one of those)


and voila

1/14/2007 10:37:20 PM

ahaha tdub towing and recovery

1/14/2007 10:46:18 PM

Quote :

" Be very cautios. Every vehicle that is going in there is recieving tickets for destruction of private property. Also, the owner of every vehicle is getting personal calls. "

? was there a cop sitting there watching or something?

1/14/2007 10:55:19 PM

People take the plate numbers and vehicle description of vehicles that park and/ or get stuck there. These get turned in.

I am the secretary for the HOA at University Woods Condominiums.

Just a warning that doing something stupid and illegal may have consequences.

1/14/2007 10:58:25 PM

thx for the heads up.....but i wasn't drivin

1/14/2007 11:01:22 PM

^it doesnt matter, if the car is yours, under your name. you are getting the ticket, or whatever

1/14/2007 11:08:38 PM

well its out of there now....shouldn't be a ticket now unless somebody wants to be an asshole...

1/14/2007 11:14:31 PM

Ha...Yeah, that's exactly how it works.

1/14/2007 11:18:40 PM

snatchblocks make all the difference, anyone who owns a winch should have one. Ive used mine quite a few times to pull a 7500 lb john deere out of mud to the axle by putting the block on the tractor and the free end to a large tree. It still suprised me that it worked.

1/14/2007 11:21:11 PM

^ yup, doubling the winch power is nice

1/14/2007 11:39:21 PM

got nothing

1/15/2007 12:06:58 AM

i was out there this afternoon and didnt even see it, so i doubt hes gonna have any problems

1/15/2007 12:07:59 AM

^ heard you got pretty drunk with joel last night lmao hahahah wish i could have mad it out there

1/15/2007 12:09:26 AM

we woulda all been in jail if you were there, we didnt need the guy that takes it too far, the eggs, ketchup bottle, and beer bottles were good enough

1/15/2007 12:11:36 AM

shit! I dont even do that kinda of shit

1/15/2007 12:12:57 AM

goat what?

1/15/2007 12:13:28 AM

that was eds fault

1/15/2007 12:13:57 AM

older women what?

1/15/2007 12:15:33 AM

lol i dunno what u r talking about.

1/15/2007 12:16:18 AM

MaximaDrvr if I get a ticket, I know whos getting an ass-kicking for reporting me. I was just trying to help somebody out. if thats a problem, I'll make it yours.

1/15/2007 9:25:05 AM

Haha, internet threats. That's funny.

If you are trying to help somebody out, next time call a wrecker to pull their bitch ass out. Don't you dare think you can come here and threaten me for you doing something illegal and getting caught.

1/15/2007 9:27:45 AM