Had a shit load of work on Friday and had to go off-site. Didn't get back to the office till 8pm so I decided to take a few funny pics...




Then this morning I sent out a company memo:

Quote :

"MEMO: New Office Chairs Please See attached files. Proposed new office chairs are expected to improve speed and efficiency in the work place. Please talk to purchasing to fill out a material request form if you want one. Thank you"

lol

[Edited on March 5, 2007 at 6:29 PM. Reason : ]

3/5/2007 6:28:46 PM

at my job that would get u fired.

*shrugs*

3/5/2007 7:10:51 PM

made me lol

3/5/2007 7:35:55 PM

I also did two pranks at lunch on two co-workers because they moved my bike on friday when I was out. I blockaded one of their office's with a bookshelf full of books right in front of his door, then I replaced the other co-worker's chair with a large dumpster garbage bin (about the size of big screen tv). Tomorrow, I plan on filling their offices full of empty boxes, if I can find some boxes...

3/5/2007 8:00:07 PM

looks like a colossal waste of time to me

3/5/2007 9:21:54 PM

actually, that's pretty good (the first post)

3/5/2007 9:26:09 PM

at my a real job that would get u fired.

3/10/2007 7:28:57 PM

people pull pranks at real jobs all the time, we always have pranks that would rival any frat house going on at my office

gg on the memo

3/10/2007 7:32:21 PM

This would have been funnier if you knew how to ride a bike any better than a 12-year old girl

[Edited on March 10, 2007 at 8:47 PM. Reason : at a real job that would get u fired.]

3/10/2007 8:43:24 PM

We pull tons of pranks at my work, but rolling a motorcycle up to your desk at the office is ridiculous.

At my job we have security at every entrance and turnstiles to badge through, you'd never get a bike to your desk without deep shit from security.

There's a difference between irresponsibility/stupidity and humorous pranks.

Not to mention the fact that vehicles have all kinds of hazardous fluids in them and you never know what could happen...



note: I actually like my job though.

3/11/2007 1:47:01 AM

YO MAMA PUSSY GOTS HAZADOUS FLUIDS, NIKRA...

3/11/2007 3:25:29 AM

dont light anything on fire

3/11/2007 10:03:27 AM

I suppose we should send workers home since they are bio-hazards with the large amounts of bacteria in our bodies... specially ppl with vd... we should brand them like we do with cattle...

3/12/2007 12:41:06 PM

people are necessary in the work place and they dont blow up or set on fire randomly. well most dont.

3/12/2007 1:01:41 PM

Quote :

"specially ppl with vd... we should brand them like we do with cattle..."

i would definitely support this.

while amusing, the bike thing is alot of liability to take on the way things are these days. you must have a dumb boss.

3/12/2007 1:25:14 PM

it would have only been cool if you had bosses slightly underage daughter posing on top of the bike nekkid. or if you had to get through a revolving door to get to your office. otherwise

3/12/2007 1:41:21 PM

^

3/12/2007 1:52:17 PM

just let us know when you get fired did you get severance pay so you can pay on your bike until you find a new j-o-b

3/12/2007 2:01:04 PM