this is funny, so don't be getting all serious with trying to explain the mascots and shit. just laugh.

ga tech #25, miami #23, wake #5

3/15/2007 9:28:05 PM

could have at least thrown us a link.

3/15/2007 9:30:20 PM

http://www.drivl.com/posts/view/738

3/15/2007 9:40:01 PM

That is pretty funny.

3/15/2007 9:50:08 PM

the earlier descriptions are funnier, but that tree is quite terrible.

[Edited on March 15, 2007 at 9:50 PM. Reason : .]

3/15/2007 9:50:31 PM

i've always liked the demon deacon

and i'll second the st. louis billiken

but buzz at ga tech has won 'mascot of the year' nationally plenty of times

3/15/2007 10:42:30 PM

he/she may do a good job, but buzz is raggedy as hell.

3/15/2007 10:43:52 PM

LMAO Gaylord the Camel #19 for Campbell!!!

3/15/2007 10:51:45 PM

how the freak are the HOKIES not on there?

3/15/2007 10:53:08 PM

^agreed!

3/15/2007 10:54:07 PM

THIS is an ibis, commonly seen around Miami



Not that blue/green bird

Either way, its pretty damn funny

3/15/2007 11:03:32 PM

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"could have at least thrown us a link."

aha! fuck. good lookin' out, brass.

[Edited on March 15, 2007 at 11:12 PM. Reason : ]

3/15/2007 11:12:05 PM

A freakin ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


i havent laughed this hard in a while....the descriptions are freakin hilarious

3/15/2007 11:36:19 PM

buzz has personality, more than you can say for most

3/16/2007 12:14:24 AM

My hatred of Ohio State (or, as I like to call them, Southern Michigan University)

never heard that one before

yea and brutus fucking sucks

3/16/2007 12:21:28 AM

Quote :

"The Blue Blob looks like what an alcoholic single dad would craft for his son for a Halloween or school pageant costume. "Look son, it's the Cookie Monster!" No, it's not. It's the personification of a failed father. "

Hilarity!

3/16/2007 12:24:17 AM

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"Dude, that's a duck...with what appear to be either eyelashes or Eugene Levy eyebrows. It's wearing a sailor hat and giant cartoon shoes, for crying out loud."

lol

3/16/2007 12:51:43 AM

i didn't look at the list

but what the fuck is a "zip"?

and furthermore, a fucking "hilltopper"

i'm from Kentucky and all, but those had to be top two

3/16/2007 1:25:43 AM

Quote :

"The password is Fidelio, by the way."

3/16/2007 10:04:07 AM

anyone that puts big red down as a bad mascot should be shot

3/16/2007 10:39:36 AM

Quote :

"Albert E. Gator looks like the Danny Glover of mascots: he's, quite frankly, getting too old for this shit. The gator has about eight teeth, beady old man eyes, and is wearing the same huge, frumpy sweater I gave to my grandpa three Christmasses ago. Saddest. Gator. Ever. "

3/16/2007 10:48:25 AM

The Vanderbilt one was hilarious, if only because I said almost the same thing to my boy that played football for Vanderbilt

3/16/2007 11:17:17 PM

aha, awesome

3/17/2007 10:19:59 AM

Some of the comments at the bottom are great:

Quote :

"Though still officially the Pachyderms or whatever, who the hell wanted to rename Alabama the Crimson Tide? Bet their women's swim team has fun"

3/17/2007 10:30:44 AM

Quote :

"ORANGE you glad I didn't...ah, fuck it."

big red and the blue blob rock the fucking house

3/17/2007 10:42:11 AM