Would Bush of already gone in and rescued them?

3/31/2007 4:48:30 PM

remember when we had our troops held by china before 9/11?

3/31/2007 4:51:31 PM

^^ duh of course not.

[Edited on March 31, 2007 at 4:56 PM. Reason :

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"Would Bush of HAVE already gone in and rescued them?"

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3/31/2007 4:55:54 PM

China>>>>>>>Iran

and the way Bush hates Iran, it would be the reason he needs to bomb the shit out of them.

[Edited on March 31, 2007 at 4:57 PM. Reason : w]

3/31/2007 4:56:32 PM

3/31/2007 5:03:06 PM

war would have already been declared... all troops in afganistan would have been uprooted and shipped to iran..

3/31/2007 5:06:18 PM

is it bad to want another 9/11 type thing happen so we can fuck up iran?

3/31/2007 5:07:31 PM

Why do you insist on trolling this section?

3/31/2007 5:48:42 PM

I'm glad its NOT our troops

3/31/2007 5:49:23 PM

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"is it bad to want another 9/11 type thing happen so we can fuck up iran?"

that just means you rejoice in large numbers of innocent people being killed, and have a cave-man mentality, you know, like "he killed one member of my tribe, so i will slaughter half his tribe."

3/31/2007 5:51:07 PM

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"Would Bush of already gone in and rescued them?"

SERIOUSLY people, we're in fucking college at the very least

































the word that you think "of" is is HAVE











































GRAMMAR NINJA!

3/31/2007 9:34:11 PM

bring 'em on

4/1/2007 1:44:33 AM

woot

4/1/2007 1:59:40 AM

[Edited on April 1, 2007 at 3:34 AM. Reason : all this is is is giving me a headache]

4/1/2007 3:29:22 AM

actually, "is is" is correct, dumbass. as in "what you think x is [happens to be] Y." Insert "is" for "happens to be" and it work the same. so shut up.

REAL GRAMMAR NINJA ATTACK!

4/1/2007 3:31:45 AM

[Edited on April 1, 2007 at 3:35 AM. Reason : //]

4/1/2007 3:33:44 AM

sorry, had to do it

4/1/2007 3:36:23 AM

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"remember when we had our troops held by china before 9/11?"

i was thinking i might be the only one

but i do think we'd be far more likely to send in the special forces in Iran

4/1/2007 3:38:29 PM

"Do you know how hard we're workin' over here to keep President Bombs-A-Lot from throwin' down on you guys?"

"We are still top-notch nation un-builders."

"They went to war with Argentina over a couple of islands they've never been to."

John Oliver: "Iran. we will f*ck you up." LAWL

4/1/2007 4:27:34 PM

We all know how the last attempt to rescue American hostages from Iran went...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Eagle_Claw

4/2/2007 1:47:22 AM

^the problem was that it was a hostage rescue attempt....not an attack.

4/2/2007 8:51:34 AM

because attacking Iran would definitely get their troops back in a timely fashion.

4/2/2007 9:34:12 AM

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"Would Bush of already gone in and rescued them?"

Eh, I give him enough credit not to pull a Carter. I mean the man obviously learns from history right?

4/2/2007 11:52:59 AM

obviously bush learns from history

4/2/2007 1:07:36 PM

bush is a literally a moron whose idea of a successful day is one where he doesnt shit himself more than 5x ... thats a complete fact since comedians like to make jokes and morons like to take things as truth

4/2/2007 1:09:50 PM