^ sure, but you can learn a ton from the handwriting. Handwritten is the way to go.

5/16/2007 6:37:08 PM

I agree completely, but typewriters are such a pain in the ass that it's sweet that he bothered to use one

5/16/2007 6:39:33 PM

Quote :

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife."

[Edited on May 16, 2007 at 6:45 PM. Reason : ]

5/16/2007 6:43:38 PM

^ seriously, the best version

though the newest one has those badass walkthrough shots through the balls and stuff

not too many love letters in P&P, though

[Edited on May 16, 2007 at 6:56 PM. Reason : .]

5/16/2007 6:55:37 PM

^who wants to take this one?

5/16/2007 6:56:45 PM

Quote :

"I agree completely, but typewriters are such a pain in the ass that it's sweet that she bothered to use one"

fixed it for ya....

5/16/2007 6:57:50 PM

^^^ I'm about to watch it tonight.

[Edited on May 16, 2007 at 6:59 PM. Reason : never read it though...perhaps I'll do that at some point]

5/16/2007 6:59:11 PM

it's well worth the five hours <3

5/16/2007 7:02:34 PM

I text message my love letters because it's cheaper, and I only have to use a few acronyms to convey the message.

5/16/2007 7:02:45 PM

what's the acronym for inextinguishable

5/16/2007 7:03:53 PM

wtf bwn? k

5/16/2007 7:07:46 PM

^ hahahahaha, you're so romantic

5/16/2007 7:08:14 PM

sometimes I'll add a <3 bbq on special occasions.

5/16/2007 7:09:16 PM

seems to get the message across very clearly...seems like he is a straight to the punch romantic...

5/16/2007 7:09:51 PM

propositioning a woman for sex that directly isn't usually very romantic

just for future reference

5/16/2007 7:15:46 PM

what is the acronym to tell her to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, but romantically?

5/16/2007 7:17:15 PM

Quote :

"propositioning a woman for sex that directly isn't usually very romantic just for future reference"

I had no idea...

Would you like to give me some lessons?

Quote :

"what is the acronym to tell her to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, but romantically?"

wtf eat? <3mayo

5/16/2007 7:22:16 PM

http://www.arlindo-correia.com/joyce.html

5/16/2007 8:39:41 PM

Like John Keats

5/16/2007 8:41:04 PM

One whose name was writ in water.

[Edited on May 16, 2007 at 8:42 PM. Reason : ]

5/16/2007 8:42:12 PM

^^^ never seen such perverse ideas written so semi-eloquently.

5/16/2007 8:50:44 PM

hey girl,

nice shoes

wanna fuck?

love, Greg

5/16/2007 9:00:43 PM

I'm excited about writing letters this summer.

5/16/2007 9:12:31 PM

^^ haha...that'll work too

5/16/2007 9:13:39 PM

^ haha if only...that leads to a heel print either on top of your foot or on the side of your face (speaking hypothetically of course)

5/16/2007 9:17:09 PM

i need a pen pal

ill be good i swear

preferably a female

5/16/2007 9:17:32 PM

It's never worked for me

5/16/2007 9:17:37 PM

suppose you have to replace girl with silchairsm

5/16/2007 9:19:09 PM

haha, PM SENT!


she could get it though!

5/16/2007 9:21:46 PM

I'll be somebody's pen pal, yo.


that sounds like fun

5/16/2007 9:22:22 PM

5/16/2007 9:23:08 PM

PM me your address, Ben.


I'll totally write you.

[Edited on May 16, 2007 at 9:25 PM. Reason : but only if you write back!]

5/16/2007 9:25:27 PM

oh i will.

pm sending

5/16/2007 9:27:01 PM

Y'all can write me letters this summer while I'm working at a camp!

5/16/2007 9:28:23 PM

^ addy? I'll write you a letter...like maybe one...

Quote :

"haha, PM SENT! she could get it though! "

haha...you should only write that letter to someone who could get it. If you wrote it elsewhere you might get more than you bargain for.

5/16/2007 9:30:28 PM

oh I'd write her letters alright!

5/16/2007 9:38:53 PM

write her letters amongst other things

5/16/2007 9:40:41 PM

lol we have like 4543543534 emails going to each other

5/16/2007 9:40:50 PM

lawl, eleventy billion

5/16/2007 9:41:31 PM

Quote :

"http://www.arlindo-correia.com/joyce.html"

My personal favorite:

Quote :

"You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."

Joyce, you dirty, dirty man <3

5/16/2007 9:41:54 PM

anyone else wnna be my pen pal this summer while I'm away working at a camp with no computer or phone or tv

5/16/2007 9:43:02 PM

^^ my favorite

Quote :

"Have I shocked you by the dirty things I wrote to you? You think perhaps that my love is a filthy thing. It is, darling, at some moments. I dream of you in filthy poses sometimes. I imagine things so very dirty that I will not write them until I see how you write yourself. The smallest things give me a great cockstand - a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside. At such moments I feel mad to do it in some filthy way, to feel your hot lecherous lips sucking away at me, to fuck between your two rosy-tipped bubbies, to come on your face and squirt it over your hot cheeks and eyes, to stick it between the cheeks of your rump and bugger you."

i like the usage of bugger at the end...

5/16/2007 9:47:28 PM

This thread has inspired me.

5/16/2007 10:55:49 PM

^ awesome

5/16/2007 11:21:42 PM

I definitely know people who swear by the A & E version of Pride and Prejudice


[Edited on May 17, 2007 at 12:01 AM. Reason : sober]

5/16/2007 11:35:16 PM

^ they're good people

5/17/2007 11:51:10 PM

this thread got me 3 new pen pals

5/17/2007 11:51:45 PM

then why don't I have one?

5/18/2007 12:26:31 AM

because you don't write like Joyce.

He's so dirty, but it's so well written so it works for him.

5/18/2007 12:38:59 AM

set em up

7/15/2007 12:13:13 AM