And then immediately regretted it and wished you had not been to lazy to get up and fart far enough away that you could have abandoned it.

6/12/2007 4:34:54 PM

Every day.

6/12/2007 4:36:08 PM

im about to





i just did

6/12/2007 4:38:01 PM

its even worse when someone walks in your office after crop dusting the desk

6/12/2007 4:39:16 PM

You complete scrotesticulotard.

Can you REALLY not stand your own flavor? I thought most of us were immune to the effects of our own foul flattus. Evidently, you lack the testicular fortitude or the sophistication (or corresponding lack thereof) to savor the subtleties (and maybe the not-so-subtle essences) that comprise your anal gaseous emissions.

I relish the moment when a hot, steamy jet shoots forth from my anus whilst I sit in my office. I long for someone to walk in at just the right moment, so that moment doesn't go unshared. Even better when they loudly protest and leave with an incredible look of disgust on their face...

6/12/2007 4:41:08 PM

ever fart so bad that you wish you could put in a bottle and save it for the perfect time

6/12/2007 4:43:12 PM

my co-worker does it every day - LOUDLY. doesn't even say anything when he's talking to someone and does it. and he's 50 y.o.

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6/12/2007 4:44:22 PM

I like to catch 'em in my hand and sneak up behind some unsuspecting clod...

You get the picture.

6/12/2007 4:44:43 PM

i got crop dusted this weekend at Wal Mart

some old dude just farted on me when i walked past him.....didnt even break his stride

6/12/2007 4:46:59 PM

lol

6/12/2007 4:55:39 PM

eww

6/13/2007 1:33:25 AM

crop dusted

hahaha

6/13/2007 1:34:56 AM

my roommate was playin beer pong and i hit him with a Merlin


he threw up



true story

6/13/2007 1:43:15 AM

crop dusted ftw

6/13/2007 7:42:32 AM

you gotta keep sitting, DO NOT stand up and release

6/13/2007 8:16:56 AM

^I prefer to blast through the fabric, rather than to have a warm moist fart bubble up my asscrack.

I don't give a good cot-damn who hears it. In fact, the more, the merrier. Hell, our secretary even laughs.

6/13/2007 8:33:05 AM

Quote :

"When crop dusting does NOT work: 1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run) 2. with a strong tail wind 3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window."

6/13/2007 8:42:25 AM

Quote :

"its even worse when someone walks in your office after crop dusting the desk "

I was crop dusted at the movie theater, can't remember which one. It was some old guy too, when everyone was leaving and I was staying to see if anything was after the credits.

6/13/2007 8:49:58 AM

Fart Distribution: A Scientific video study. (by the Japanese, so you know it's funnY)

http://gorillamask.net/fartstudy.shtml

6/13/2007 8:52:28 AM

i just did again

smells of hot death

6/13/2007 8:54:40 AM

When I was workin at teh Home Depot for a minute, I'd hear some old man fart about once every two weeks. Shit was fucking hilarious.

6/13/2007 8:54:54 AM

you guys are funny

This thread made me giggle

6/13/2007 9:31:28 AM

oh i can make you giggle

6/13/2007 9:34:30 AM

Quote :

"crop dusted"

I'm lolling so hard over that right now

6/13/2007 9:34:45 AM

joe, going to be down in the ATL end of July for a bach. party

6/13/2007 9:36:26 AM

girls don't fart

6/13/2007 9:40:02 AM

like hell they don't

my sister used to run me out of my room when we were little

6/13/2007 9:41:42 AM

I thought farts were funny when I was 12 and I still do

Only when I am not dutched ovened or farted on! That pisses me off

6/13/2007 9:47:34 AM

I used to get buttercupped in my cubicle which faced a corner. You'd see the hand in your face and mere milliseconds would pass before you remembered why.....

6/13/2007 10:31:05 AM

ahaha, buttercupped?

6/13/2007 10:33:42 AM

they cup their butt as they rip one, then bring their cupped hand to your face. SNEAK ATTACK!

6/13/2007 10:45:27 AM

i farted in my friends car yesterday and made him dry-heave. hilariousness.

6/13/2007 10:49:56 AM

That's why your office smells like dust biscuits.

6/13/2007 10:53:34 AM

^^^ ahahah that's great

6/13/2007 11:03:43 AM

When driving you let one rip, then lock all the windows and turn the heat all the way up.

6/13/2007 4:01:06 PM

^ be sure to switch the air to "recirculate"

6/13/2007 4:10:02 PM

Quote :

"i got crop dusted this weekend at Wal Mart some old dude just farted on me when i walked past him.....didnt even break his stride"

lol, i do this at gas stations except i call it stealth bombing because they are the silent but deadly kind.

i did it to some old lady one time and i looked back at her and i saw smell her arm pit to make sure it wasn't her

6/13/2007 5:26:50 PM

i just laughed really loud at work and the secretary came down and was like wtf and she LOLed too

i love this thread

6/13/2007 5:41:06 PM

this was pretty darn funny

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-escape-a-fart.html

6/13/2007 6:00:45 PM

a buttercup is also known as a Merlin



the act of capturing your hot fart in your cupped hand and then throwing it into the face of an unfortunate victim


like said earlier, you see the hand coming but the smell moves so quickly that you have little time to react

6/13/2007 6:01:45 PM

Don't forget about the Air Biscuit.

6/13/2007 8:40:32 PM

I fart everyday at work, if anybody wonders about the smell, I just blame it on the dog.

6/13/2007 9:04:50 PM

bttt

6/15/2007 12:09:10 PM

Dude, who doesn't do this in the library?

6/15/2007 1:44:59 PM

Quote :

"3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window"

I HATE when this happens

6/15/2007 2:06:32 PM

^

6/15/2007 2:14:25 PM

I just crop dusted a customer.


Damn taco bell

6/15/2007 3:37:02 PM

hahaha there are some older fellas that work here and i swear their gas is 100x more potent than anything i've ever smelled

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